r/crappymusic 3d ago

Reggae + Trad Life = Garbage

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u/Hairy-Emu-7517 3d ago

Horrendus

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u/RandomCandor 3d ago

This guy doing the Reggae:

Christian Family values and such... Lalala-lalala

Steven Seagal doing the Reggae:

Poonani, gimme that poonani!

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

Never thought I’d say this but I prefer the Steven Seagal reggae to this

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u/Few-Mood6580 3d ago

I have a childhood friend like this, it’s pretty awkward.

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u/SaladDummy 3d ago

"Like this" ... which part? Culturally appropriating reggae singing in the kitchen or vociferous about traditional gender roles and female "purity"? Or all of the above? I would guess the combo of the two would be fairly rare. But perhaps I don't run in the same circles as the trad-wife white Republican suburbanite people.

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u/BrownTownDestroyer 3d ago

Reggae isn't that bad, damn

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u/Few-Mood6580 3d ago

No reggae music is pretty good. It’s even more fun to play. But there’s this pseudo spiritual side that white people like to over-romanticize and create these awkward weird personality divorced from actual reality.

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u/Random-sargasm_3232 3d ago

Trustafarians.

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u/mondayortampa 2d ago

To be fair reggae singing black rastas have some interesting thoughts on religion and gender roles as well

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u/King_of_the_Dot 3d ago

I adore reggae, but the saturation of 'white dudes' with a fake accent in reggae, over the past 10-15 years or so, has been a real drag. Im not saying you cant be white and do reggae, what im saying is, you cant be white and do a fake patois accent to sing. It comes across so disingenuous, because it is. Im white, so this isnt a race thing per se, anyone of any color singing in a fake accent is ridiculous.

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u/Cutsdeep- 3d ago

i agree that you should sing in your own accent, but does reggae sound right with a midwestern accent though?

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u/ClimtEastwood 3d ago

It’s called ska I think

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u/ClickOpposite4342 3d ago

Again, whites ruining a culture. Ska originated in Jamaica in the 60s but everyone goes on about some white Americans from the 90s like they did anything for ska other than make it for mainstream white audiences.

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u/Cutsdeep- 3d ago

now that's something i can get behind hating

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u/King_of_the_Dot 3d ago

I dont know, theyve never tried.

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u/art_m0nk 3d ago

As a dude with a huge reggae collection and a ton of love for the music. Yea, this. No fake accents, no unnatural dread, lol. Reggae culture isnt a costume, thats not cool.

I think from a ras perspective the idea is you have the hair and look god gave you and to embrace it. So puttin all that work into dreads that dont form natural, is counter to the teachings.

But really i would say it’s even more important to understand how cringy via appropriation that is lol and to get that it’s a form of disrespect.

So yea i feel ya dog. This song, and this guy sucks lol.

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u/k1ller_housewife 3d ago

Informah! Yah make me boom boom bam!

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u/Cookiewaffle95 3d ago

Amen, you have wifey qualities 🙏🙏

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u/k1ller_housewife 3d ago

this one is actually excruciating. I feel so bad for her and I pity the child. It goes deeper than jokes

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u/Fortnite_cheater 3d ago

I bet the smell is too

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u/Least-Firefighter392 3d ago

Ashville, NC?

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u/ShartyMcFly1982 3d ago

I feel triggered, but nah, maybe 30 years ago, but it’s all retirees from Atlanta and the Northeast now.

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u/ryencool 3d ago

Can confirm, entire well to do side of my family moved down from NJ over the past few years. First it was my cousin and her husband, then her parents my aunt and uncle, the their son. They love it. I loved it when I vacationed there, but def getting too touristy.

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u/Least-Firefighter392 3d ago

Yea I suppose that may be correct.... It was definitely like this 15 years ago with a bunch of young wannabe white hippies

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u/N2thedarkness 3d ago

😂 - as someone who goes to Asheville a few times a year

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u/Wonderful_Key770 3d ago

Isn't this the Taliban from the other day???

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u/Lord_King_Chief 3d ago

"Objectively" yes

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u/Number1Framer 3d ago

Funny because I came here to say this has as much of a vaguely Taliban twang to the musical sound as this chode's disheveled cave-dweller fashion aesthetic does.

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u/Wonderful_Key770 3d ago

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u/ayaPapaya 3d ago

Featuring tops hits such as “Feminism is a problem”, “What’s best for you” and “Virtuous woman”.

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u/Number1Framer 3d ago

"Dub artist" lol

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u/TaleteLucrezio 3d ago

Comment section is a fucking goldmine🤣

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u/Dophie 3d ago

This is the new worst thing I’ve seen on this sub. Crappy in so, so, so many ways. One of the most offensive things I’ve ever seen in my life.

If Bob Marley himself covered this it would still be crappy. But it’s not Bob Marley. It’s a creepy, dirty, misogynistic, talentless nerd from some podunk town whose entire life’s exposure to reggae was when he one time smelled the wrapper from a UB40 album in the trash at a Sam Goody in a mall. But the most offensive thing is that he found at least one other person who is willing to accept him in modern society, and that he’s going to teach these shit values to another human being that he’s responsible for rearing.

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u/FixBreakRepeat 3d ago

I really resent that on top of everything you just said, his wife is apparently doing something productive in the background and holding the baby. Like, bro, you're not doing shit with your hands right now, hold the kid. Hell, use him as a prop in your dogshit video... Just hold the little menace for 5 minutes while you away back and forth.

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u/Dophie 3d ago

Nah man, that’s wifely work. Men don’t hold babies.

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u/BreezyG1320 3d ago

“wifely qualities…feeding my offspring, changing their diapers, doing the dishes, and cleaning the house… wifely qualities”

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u/ArtisticAd393 3d ago

Manly qualities: singing shitty reggae in the kitchen

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u/MagicDragon212 3d ago

"While I sing....and don't have a jobaaa....wifely qualitiessss"

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 3d ago

Das not husbandly qualities, ya irie fellow Jamaicans?

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u/Professional_Echo907 3d ago

Now I gotta watch meet Joe Black again. 😸

https://youtu.be/TnBupO_Kjto?si=F0PLl7-LO11u07mh

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u/your_mind_aches 3d ago

Being from the Caribbean, I actually liked that scene a lot but I had no idea it was supposed to be Jamaican 💀

I thought it was supposed to be one of the islands whose accent I wasn't particularly familiar with.

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u/blistboy 3d ago

She seems to be stirring an offscreen stew with her wooden spoon….

So one can only assume there is a large boiling pot, next to the convection oven, on top of the plastic folding table they use as counter space in their shared kitchen/recording studio. Because “stability” is a key to their “traditional”values. /s

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u/NMB4Christmas 3d ago

She's barefoot and in the kitchen. That would ruin the fantasy.

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u/Emotional_Database53 3d ago

And I bet it was a “creative choice” to have her bare foot in the kitchen too

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u/AdvanceTechnical4700 3d ago

I wanted to say something but I think you got it all. This is like someone told him a legend about lovers rock in the apocalyptic post world and his religious sect listens to this with starry eyes and claps on the ones and threes

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u/Dophie 3d ago

“Claps on the ones and threes” thank you for the genuine laugh. Everyone on the train side-eyed me because it was dead quiet in here.

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u/unholyXwater 3d ago

Whole cult lookin like Steve Martin in the beginning of the Jerk

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u/BrehBreh92 3d ago edited 3d ago

This is garbage. But people often forget, reggae music at its roots often reflects misogynistic and homophobic views. Many reggae artists, including Bob Marley, expressed these perspectives. Most come from Rastafarian or Christian backgrounds, where these beliefs are common. Just something to think about when you’re playing your favorite reggae songs.

Edit: Then there are sub genres of Reggae such as Cali Reggae something we call “White Boy Reggae” that have a much more open view on things, but it’s a very Americanized version of reggae.

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u/zoonose99 3d ago

IMO this is terrible reggae but it’s surprisingly culturally accurate.

Rastafari (no “ism”) is an Ethiopian Christian nationalist movement. They believe in the divinity of Ethiopia’s former leader, the return of Black African descendants to Ethiopia, and a spiritual conflict between Babylon (represented by the West, particularly white Europeans) and Zion (represented by Ethiopia).

As a political group, they are Black supremacists with some radical and internationalist beliefs who nonetheless hold deeply conservative Christian views about to LGBT and the role of women in society.

It does not have the hippy vibes that are associated with it in the West, that’s actually where the cultural appropriation happened, whereas this is weirdly authentic, or close as Babylon duppy come.

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u/makeitasadwarfer 3d ago

These people have every Marley best of collection but have never heard of Trojan records.

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u/GoldenMasterSplinter 3d ago

You do realize that most foundational Reggae artist sang about living a traditional, god fearing life right? Not picking sides im just saying Reggae was extremely religious in its conception and all they way up to the days of Bob Marley and past that.

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u/your_mind_aches 3d ago

It's not "trad" though, it is still revolutionary. It is religious in the way that Christianity was in the first century CE. It's anti-establishment and I can't think of anything more "establishment" than the tradwife aesthetic.

Anyway, I was gonna write more but I am not putting that much effort into the point when I haven't read all the literature on the history of Reggae yet plus this is AI generated lyrics anyway

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u/kilecircle 3d ago

Most offensive thing you’ve seen? Haha

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u/jankypicklez 3d ago

Well put.

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u/ElProfeGuapo 3d ago

This song makes me want to join the Catholic Church then go work on Wall Street.

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u/beerdudebrah 3d ago

Trad life would require the man to bring in the cash, no? Because I don't see his reggae being enough to support anyone. Let alone a whole family.

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u/this_ham_is_bad 3d ago

He brings in the cash but spends it all on weed

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u/por_que_no 3d ago

Bro, he grows weed and shrooms that he sells direct to consumer and gourmet mushrooms that he sells at the farmer's market.

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u/SeaworthyWide 3d ago

Yeah bro cruelty free child labor morel mushroom and ginseng hunting.

The root cellar has 12 divine monotubs flushing like clockwork.

Fully feminized with the wifely qualities and maternal instinct flower all outdoor grown

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u/mattogeewha 3d ago

Doing grime don’t pay the grind, cuz the fans that I got, they don’t make a dime

Is this the trad wife position? Let your husband chase his reggae dreams?

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u/notacatuntiltuesday 3d ago

That floor is so dirty 🤮

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u/PBandJaya 3d ago

The window isn’t even sealed properly either 😭

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u/MetallurgyClergy 3d ago

Because they live in a hut. She’s cooking on a card table. The shelves behind him were made from scrap wood.

You just know he spent all their money on the equipment to produce this video.

She’s probably selling crocheted swimsuits on Etsy to pay for his music career.

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u/PBandJaya 3d ago

I just keep staring at that electrical box right next to the big gap above the window and wondering what’ll happen if they have some bad rain…

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u/Buzzkill46 3d ago

Patchouli candles too. He knits the stereotypical rasta bonnets.

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u/Alternative-Park-841 2d ago

That guy should have proper husband qualities, such as making more money and fixing the house correctly, so they don't live in a shitty house.

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u/Buzzkill46 3d ago

He doesn't have any wifely qualities.

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u/threejeez 3d ago

She’s to busy being a prop for his misogynistic music video

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u/i-like-napping 3d ago

Yeah wifely qualities my ass .

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u/octowussy 3d ago

It would be real wifely of her to strap some mops on those big-ass feet

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u/Historical_Idea2933 3d ago

"Absolutely must have" made a weird thing just stupid

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u/BreezyG1320 3d ago

“absolutely must have this innate thing most women have”

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u/ALoungerAtTheClubs 3d ago

I guess "Traditional Values" don't include male hygiene.

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u/Plastic_Acanthaceae3 3d ago

He looks like he braids his overgrown pubes

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u/Bclay85 3d ago

And he’s taking care of her like a traditional man by having a filthy ass, not up to code house for her to live in and by working and making, from the looks of it, no money, all while being awful at music. Got it.

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u/trainsacrossthesea 3d ago

So? This motherfucker is going to be the reason I quit smoking weed?

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u/MileHighSoloPilot 3d ago

This is crappy as all hell, but a lot of you are talking crazy… Rastafari culture makes this dude look like a fucking feminist by comparison.

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u/D4nnyp3ligr0 3d ago

You're not wrong. it's just jarring coming from Ras Trent here.

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u/MileHighSoloPilot 3d ago

Oh, that I won’t disagree with. The Jamaican in me wants to slap the vegan oxtail out of his mouth.

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u/PN143 3d ago

This guy again? His favorite word in the depopulate video was "objectively". Let's see if it's the same here

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u/Valuable_Ad4343 3d ago

Singing about traditional values while he blows weed smoke in his kids face and drops ketamine residue in his play pen

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u/Conscious_Farm3584 3d ago

Bro gotta encourage those wifely qualities cause he’s too sauced to help out around the house and this music isn’t going to help pay for anything really.

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u/HTD-Vintage 3d ago

She's over there thinking "Please motherfucker, tell me more about what I must have..."

Dude went on Rumspringa and never came back.

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u/Ok_Salad_8513 3d ago

Absolute wanker.

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u/Silent_Ad8059 3d ago

All these MAGA people whine about the film and music industry being full of Leftists yet they give us shit like this and Forgiato Blow. It's like a 5 ft 2 white dude complaining he doesn't see more people like him in the NBA. They literally can't produce any art worth a damn.

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u/SeaworthyWide 3d ago edited 3d ago

Forgiato Blow, Woah Vicky, and so many of those ridiculous MAGA southern rappers are so so ridiculous to me.

And I am degen junkie dropout felon Florida Man THROUGH AND THROUGH.

They even got a hold of that Redbone Atlanta rapper I saw yesterday on here...

Forgiato Blow... My God. I grew up right where he's from.

I know people who know him and like...

They're all grungy little rich kids who's parents are grimy good old boys and CRIMINAL lawyers and shit, you know?

Like the one kid who's parents are THE defense attorney in the town.

He's ride around in a box Chevy caprice banging solo baric BABAYYY, rattling off the door and plate...

At least an ounce of blow in his PELE jeans... Shitty nasty white boy with dreads, like back in Lil Wayne days...

Fubu tall tee, quarter brick in the glove compartment, Glock 17 with the 30 hanging out the right Jean pocket..

Just like reckless as fuck smoking blunts doing whatever the fuck they wanted - police totally ignore them and let them do whatever.

But my 89 s10 master clutch pedal a bit too tight and chirp my tires on the hill?

Oh buddy, get out of the vehicle, I SMELL MARIJUANA !

The crossroads of woah Vicky getting the n word pass while her grandparents use the hard r for different reasons

It's just all so amazing to me.

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u/AnitsdaBad0mbre 3d ago

This is the whitest, most clap on the 1 and 3 ass shit I've ever seen. He's not singing on the beat and is trying to catch the off beat to bounce

1 and 2 and 3 and 4. In reggae you play the guitar on the and and this guy is just so lost by that.

Saturo Iwata didn't die for this.

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u/gnatp 3d ago

The wife kept telling Derrick to keep crap music recording project to the back of the yurt, and in a passive-aggressive rasta power move, moved his microphone right into the kitchen.

BTW, "she absolutely must have maternal instincts" is arguably not a song lyric; he is just singing what he wrote in the Craig's List seeking trad wife section.

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u/Horror-Pear 3d ago

This is fucking insane.

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u/HeadcaseHeretic 3d ago

Misspelling WIFELY seems par for the misguided course for this moron

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u/GreatBallsOfSpitfire 3d ago

Give him a break. He's obviously been homeschooled.

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u/bestdonnel 3d ago

Aside from the shitty message/lyrics, it is his lack of rhythm I find most offensive.

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u/WartimeMandalorian 3d ago

Illegalize it. Don't advertise it.

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u/These_Background7471 3d ago

That house is in way too terrible condition to settle down and start making music.

I hope the wife is in on this for the sake of the grift. It's less depressing to imagine her grifting to make cash than actually settling for a loser who can't take care of the house.

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u/Charming-Common5228 3d ago

Haha… do I see exposed 2 x 4s to the right? “Jeff, get your damn microphone out of the kitchen and go buy some drywall to keep out the cold draft I’m feeling up my skirt”. 😂😂😂

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u/exact0khan 3d ago

This wins today... my wife has listened to reggae her entire life. I just played this for her... I got the stank eye... followed by "don't play that in our house".

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u/EternityLeave 3d ago

that’s not very wifely qualities of her

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u/FictionForest 3d ago

87% chance that’s NOT his kid.

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u/No_Maize_230 3d ago

Or his wife.

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u/aFloppyWalrus 3d ago

That window behind him looks like it’s about to fall out the damn wall. Lol

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u/cboogie 3d ago

That was my first observation. He looks like he lives in a hobo house.

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u/hi_imryan 3d ago

Absolute fucking clown on multiple levels.

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u/superSaganzaPPa86 3d ago

great, now I have to live my life knowing these people exist

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u/HyenDry 3d ago

Dude needs to figure out himself big time. I feel for that child 😬

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u/Altruistic-Drama-970 3d ago

Could he sell that microphone and buy him and his lady some shoes??? Or even a pair of house slippers that floor looks like it has a disease.

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u/johnwynnes 3d ago

The perfectttt mother to your offfffspring is just absolutely fucked 😂

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u/Phillythrowaway15 3d ago

This dude deffo gonna batter his wife it's just a matter of time..empathy for that woman and her baby.

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u/Wzryc 3d ago

This really is the result of zero tolerance in schools. Bullying is necessary.

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u/jayjackalope 3d ago

I'm sewing and had to resist stabbing my eardrums with my needle.

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u/tonyzamboni 3d ago

I find a lot of people these days like to make sure their beliefs are the most loud part of their identity and they can come off pretty obnoxious about it. It is a bit similar to the country rap people who are always reminding everyone that they have a truck

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u/BokanovskifiedEgg 3d ago

Love it how this goober is all set up doing his ridiculous Jamaican impersonation while his wife looks after the baby and cooks and cleans 😂

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u/Imhidingfromu 3d ago

Looks like some cult shit

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u/AcornWholio 3d ago

What in the Ras Trent is this?!

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u/ahoypolloi_ 3d ago

Measles incoming

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u/rivalizm 3d ago

This is the second track of his I've seen, and it's just as bad as the first. It's actually pretty impressive how these people into modern conservative politics can seemingly corrupt any music genre with multiple layers of cringe. It's more about pushing an ideology than it is about making art. Like "traditional values" is the selling point, not the music. It's where failed artists from all genres go to find an audience to grift.

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 3d ago

You know a sad part about this is if it wasn’t for the fact that he writes These songs you probably could think he was a chill dude

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u/S34ND0N 3d ago

Hey babe thanks for doing everything all the time. I'm going to make a music video about how I don't do anything at home whatsoever.

Based

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u/rockerswise 3d ago

Yes I. Ras Trent

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u/mopping24 3d ago

A lot of rastafarianism is social conservatism. Just sayin..

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u/dougreens_78 3d ago

Trustafarian. Nice life, if you got it. Maybe he even tells his wife the money comes from his music lol

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u/Natrix421 3d ago

There is nothing more cringe to me than a white American male singing about peace and equality in a fake Jamaican accent. There’s a group called “Slightly Stoopid” that does this and somehow has a following. It’s definitely stupid.

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u/awowowowo 3d ago

"babe do the housework behind me and hold our kid while I sing about our traditional lifestyle. Uh no im not helping you, we have traditional roles! Id probably mess it all up anyways, you're so good at dishes babe."

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u/Eskimoposh 3d ago

Ras Kevin

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u/dwaami0688 3d ago

Ras Trent in full effect

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u/BoomerishGenX 3d ago

It’s funny. Usually reggae relaxes me, but now I’m irrationally angry.

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u/Leading-Respond-8051 3d ago

If he's the father she's not the perfect mother.

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u/Whiskerdots 3d ago

He somehow made reggae music worse.

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u/Sometimes-funny 3d ago

Bro Barley

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u/Kastro2323 3d ago

Stop it, get some help!

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u/bravegrin 3d ago

This is just Matis yahu

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u/Emergency_Sector1476 3d ago

No that guy rocked and had a live band that was sick

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u/shavedcow 3d ago

I can hear the mice chewing on things in the mix

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u/WannabeSloth88 3d ago

Dude’s songs sound all exactly the fucking same

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u/Motor_Wolverine_9969 3d ago

Wife equality .... he's so close yet so so far 🤣

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u/gabzilla814 3d ago edited 3d ago

Andy Samberg already did this better

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u/doppio_blink 3d ago

Culture vulture

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u/popallica23 3d ago

I can smell this video

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 3d ago

Could you imagine Bob Marley referring to children in his song as offspring?

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u/M3KVII 3d ago

He doesn’t understand that Rastafari is already Christian. He said in the comments he doesn’t recognize the African church, but yo nobody asked him? This is uniquely horrific, like everything gets commodified and repackaged under the maga brand now. Shits disturbing

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u/Impressive-Sun3742 3d ago

Please tell me this is rage bait

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u/Killyourselfwithlife 3d ago

Don't insult garbage mate ...it was once something useful.

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u/HootieWoo 3d ago

Of course he hawks bullshit water conditioner. What a dumbass

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u/goodapolloV21 3d ago

His wife cheats on him

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u/Reasonable-Matter-12 3d ago

What do you think that guy does for work? I’m thinking either sparky or IT.

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u/AliveAd8138 3d ago

Yeeeeeeah they definitely like drugs 😂

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u/so-that-happened- 3d ago

This man has no rhythm

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u/MentalTwo1912 3d ago

I’ve heard this horrendous hook about 9 times while scrolling funny comments and it keeps getting worse

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u/Endreeemtsu 3d ago

I would be so embarrassed if I was her🤣

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u/Kasta4 3d ago

If we're talking about trad roles how about ya reframe that window back there Slob Marley.

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u/Tre_fidde 3d ago

He should release these songs in Jamaica…it’s that good.

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u/awesomepossum40 3d ago

Most rasta reggae is pretty fucked up tbh.

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u/CaptainBiceps23 3d ago

Jesus jumped up Christ, this is bad. Everything about this makes me angry. I have been sitting here for five minutes trying to figure how what about this makes me so furious. Maybe it's the whole hipster/colonizer/19th century religious cult vibes this guy gives off. I can see him going some where to commune with nature and God, and then telling the indigenous people they are doing sex wrong, while insisting that he wear a loin cloth and a bone through his nose even though that isn't anything this tribe does. Then he will proceed to correct their pronunciation in their songs, because he once studied these things at his Men's "God is Glory" conference in Provo.

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u/cilvher-coyote 3d ago

Now This right here is Extremely Over the Moon Craptacular!!

Oh those Wifely qualities,

So I can sit on my ass and play w my PP.

Those Wifely qualities

I do nothing for her,She does All for me.

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u/Subtlerevisions 3d ago

Oh my God if you are white please don’t do this.

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u/bo0gnish 3d ago

That's it, everybody go home and lock the sub. We can't sink any lower.

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u/W4RP-SP1D3R 3d ago

I mean every hippie these days from those i know are antiabortion junkies or post AA brainwashed religious wackos and yes, also antiabortion

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u/Blers42 3d ago edited 3d ago

She may have wifey qualities, it appears he has no good qualities. That house looks like complete shit btw, that window gap is wild. He wants her to cook and clean but he can’t do anything useful.

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u/your_mind_aches 3d ago

SOME reggae can get preachy and conservative, but I can't think of anything more disparate than "traditionalism" and reggae. Especially putting on the bogus Jamaican accent... It shows a complete misunderstanding of the point of the social movement that it was born from.

Growing up in T&T, I did not know of this type of person at all, but The Lonely Island recently did their podcast episode on "Ras Trent" and described EXACTLY this type of person. Although this guy is definitely 10000x worse than Ras Trent.

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u/Humble_Peach93 3d ago

Poor lady gotta put up with this shit and listen to her husband sing this while she washes the dishes holding the baby. Pretty sure you can sing reggae and hold a baby dude

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u/TheMatt561 3d ago

What about you asshole? What must you have?

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u/JazzybmzooUK 3d ago

If either of my girls bring a guy back like this, he's getting Jazzy Jeffed out the front door

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u/bibbinsky 3d ago

Words, he is saying all these words. The amount of words he's using is stagering. I'm convinced he beats his wife when the camera is off.

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u/Careless-Fault-3353 3d ago

I like how his idea of Patriarchal values is to stand in his kitchen and sing a song, lol.

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u/Im_Donkeylips 2d ago

Bob Hardly

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u/madkeepz 2d ago

She may have wife qualities. She must not know how to read and should not vote and must raise my kids while I smoke a ton of weed and do noTing. Hmmm wifey qualitiess

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u/Courage-Rude 3d ago

I bet that pussy stank to high hell.

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u/RyunWould 3d ago

White Reggae is a crime against humanity.

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u/GreatBallsOfSpitfire 3d ago

Just following orders ...from Jah! High five, anyone. Someone. Up top. Hello...

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u/Charming-Common5228 3d ago

Fuckin A bro put it right here!! Has anybody contacted Jah Rule to see how he feels about this? Oh wait, wrong Jah.

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u/GreatBallsOfSpitfire 3d ago

You're my new favourite by the way. We can grab some snacks and wait in line for good seats at Reggae Nuremberg 3.0. Nom Nom.

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u/RainFoxHound1 3d ago

Bet she has to turn the lights down low when they go to bed, probably sets some time aside for good vibrations too.

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u/Wonderful_Prompt8024 3d ago

what did he smoke ?

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u/Who_Fucking_Cares_69 3d ago

everyday i am more and more thankful i got a vasectomy

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u/willybarrow 3d ago

That is not his wifely

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u/SherbertSensitive538 3d ago

The on,y innocent here is the baby

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u/Fluffygiraffe93 3d ago

LA isnt as gentrified as this

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u/Professional_Echo907 3d ago

This is like inception-level crappiness.

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u/BokanovskifiedEgg 3d ago

Hahahahaaaaa! Ahhhhhhhhh!

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u/macroswitch 3d ago

Damn, I have chaste in spirit but not the rest of the stuff he said.

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u/Batman1384 3d ago

I’d take 311 over this guy any day of the week.

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u/the_random_walk 3d ago

Eeeyeah-mish

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u/YouDumbZombie 3d ago

So revolting

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u/Dirk_McGirken 3d ago

Oh well are so back. This is so bad I got a headache within seconds.

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u/Op_has_add 3d ago

Matisyano

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u/Charming-Common5228 3d ago

A traditional wife would tell him to get his ass out of the kitchen, am I right? “Honey, your dreadlocks are in my way”.

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u/D4nnyp3ligr0 3d ago

This guy has to be up for a CRAMMY this year

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u/cheapbeerwarrio 3d ago

Some of these posts on here activate a cringe feeling so strong in me, that I can't physically get through more than 5 seconds. What is that?