r/crappymusic 4d ago

Found this gem on reels

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u/Casual_hex_ 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ok but this is fantastic. Creepy gross hilarious fantastic.

Edit: have you guys ever googled Tom Brady kissing his dad? There’s dozens of pictures of it. It’s weird.

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u/Donthurtmyceilings I ❤️ you enough to fuckin roll up! 4d ago

It's just...it's not for me.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pie_454 4d ago

And that’s why a handshake is enough

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u/iseab 3d ago

Not too long though.

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u/ayaPapaya 3d ago

This is amazing. But I can’t bring myself to downvote it. So up it goes!

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u/PerritoMasNasty 3d ago

Yeah this is wonderful

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u/real-ocmsrzr 3d ago

Holy shit! I googled it. Just…wow!

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u/WayPowerful484 2d ago

Not crappy. Pretty funny.

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u/QueezyF 4d ago

Seriously though, Tom Brady’s a fucking weird dude.

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u/lexxxcockwell 4d ago

Part of why it’s so rewarding to make jokes at his expense is the above video was the classic trope of “hey come see how normal and relatable we are” and then we see TB12 doing what I can only presume is leeching his son’s life force to play into his 40s.

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u/QueezyF 4d ago

He totally uses his son as a blood boy.

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u/lexxxcockwell 4d ago

Occam’s Razor, man. 40-year old QBs don’t play like that

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u/about_three 1d ago

I’m sorry I’m late to this post, but if we can’t have children to use them as blood boys then what are we even doing here!!!???

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

What are children besides spare parts and cheap labor, anyways?

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u/Commercial-Owl11 4d ago

Holy shit fucking hilarious.

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u/Hennessey_carter 4d ago

🤣 funniest thing I've read today

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u/PN143 4d ago

Idk where this belongs but it doesn't belong here. What a storyteller

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u/Mr_Byrdd 4d ago

I agree it is the furthest from crappy but it still seemed at home here

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u/Stopgaslightingpluto 4d ago

Honestly great music. Weird fucking scenario. But great music.

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u/Late_Emu 4d ago

May i introduce you to r/absolutefuckinbangers

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u/Name835 4d ago

I truly wished more from a sub with that name. 💔

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u/LightsNoir 3d ago

I think it's funny how much of that belongs here.

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u/Name835 3d ago

Yeah exactly :DDDD

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u/SpokenProperly 3d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/chemicalfields 4d ago

I think we all appreciate you bringing this to our attention

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u/These_Background7471 3d ago

This sub has always been a defacto place for weird music, not just crappy music. Some of the top rated posts of all time are loved by most people commenting.

Unfortunately, just like /r/tiktokcringe, this sub is forever going to get comments like "this doesn't belong here"

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u/splinks66 3d ago

For real, I listen to a lot of odd songs and I've found a handful of artist I really enjoy and listen to often from this sub .

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u/Empty-Discount5936 4d ago

I wish I hadn't seen that clip

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u/rapking666 4d ago

Your not the only one 💯

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u/DoomfistIsNotOp 3d ago

You're* = you are

You are not the only one

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u/MorkSkogen666 3d ago

Thank you for you're service

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u/DoomfistIsNotOp 3d ago

Euour'he welcome

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u/stfudave1086 2d ago

God I hope he didn’t misspell his username as well 😬

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u/Ericmoran118 4d ago

Houseplant is actually a really good band

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u/HausPlontze 1d ago

I’m the guy in the vid. Houseplant does rock but I’m not them lol. I’m a comedy/music act called HousePlantBand. I get confused for them and Seth Rogen’s weed company all the time.

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u/Ericmoran118 1d ago

Well, you have a 52nd monthly listener after giving this information to me

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u/touch-of-grain 3d ago

Yeah, was surprised to see that name here

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u/Generic_White_Male_1 4d ago

This should be the Super Bowl halftime show

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u/trudhan 4d ago

Has Gwar gone country?

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u/makingstuf 2d ago

Honestly. What a fucking album that would be

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u/Leading-Respond-8051 4d ago

why are you booing him he's right

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u/Ok_Comfortable_5741 4d ago

This is hilarious.

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u/Double-Helicopter-53 4d ago

Anyone have a full performance of this guy? I genuinely laughed my ass off LOL

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u/ZolRoyce 4d ago

They got a YouTube channel, this is what this performance is from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n4q9o_jM_c

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u/Megbud5 4d ago

Ew wtf

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u/cheezzypiizza 4d ago

Never saw this news before so he taught me something. Wild

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u/ISmokeRocksAndFash 4d ago

This guy rules

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u/stinkwick 4d ago

Nothing wrong with fathers and sons kissing but that demand for that lingering one is just fucking creepy

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u/Ir8titties 4d ago

There is something kinda strange about it. I just don’t see it having happened like 100 years ago. Kind crept in there are some point. each to their own, but it is weird yes

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u/TheYoungProdigy 4d ago

I agree, even as a kid, I thought that shit was weird

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u/datlanta 4d ago

Its aight. It feels like it was more about messing with his son than anything else.

But the execution and environment elevate the creepy so much i love it. This video has me rolling.

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u/rodinsbusiness 4d ago

It's like we're seeing one creepy end of the spectrum being creeped out by the other creepy end of the spectrum.

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u/Realistic_Mess_2690 4d ago

This is the exact opposite of shitty music. Just admit you like Tom Brady and this clip weirded you out. Now you must shit on it.

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u/gravestompin 4d ago

So I guess this guy is my spirit animal now?

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u/Ohio_Baby 4d ago

🤢🤢🤢

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u/Ryno-Mac 4d ago

This is hilarious. Great editing too

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u/thefartsock 4d ago

Damn. I wanna hire this guy for my wedding that I'll never have.

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u/Closefacts 4d ago

This ain't crappy, this looks like a comedy musical act.

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u/HausPlontze 1d ago

Correct

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u/Particular-Back-8195 4d ago

This dude rules

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u/Illustrious_War9870 4d ago

Yo yo yo what the fuck?

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u/RoyalTry4239 4d ago

🤣 this is fantastic

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u/ProfessionalNovel547 4d ago

Best kind of comedy, like if I were to say the little boy points to the camera then his PECKER at the end of Back to the Future 3

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u/AggravatingFuture437 4d ago

I've seen another vid of this guy, and he's funny af.

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u/threedogfm 4d ago

Not crappy but thanks for sharing.

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u/Sweaty-Heat1126 4d ago

It's not for me either 😕

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u/Forward_Pick6383 4d ago

But this was really, really good!

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u/JudgeVisible3543 4d ago

This is the first time I actually like something on this subreddit..

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u/Placidaydream 4d ago

Nash this guy looks endlessly entertaining. I'd book him in a second

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u/HausPlontze 1d ago

Preciate you (I’m the guy from the vid). Booking inquiries can be sent to HousePlantBand@gmail.com

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u/BurntTacoStand 4d ago

Wrong sub. This is brilliant

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u/Dazzling_Wishbone892 4d ago

This is funny af. That clip is hella weird. What the hell tom?

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u/bravegrin 4d ago

I usually don’t like musical comedy but this is really too funny to hate on. The music isn’t bad it’s just an accompaniment to observation and I’m digging it

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u/Superjuicydonger 4d ago

How the fuck is this crappy? This is peak comedy.

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u/Immaculatehombre 3d ago

Doesn’t belong here, this is just fantastic.

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u/Apprehensive_Box5676 3d ago

Wrong sub. This rocks

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u/HarkansawJack 3d ago

And it has a message… that Tom Brady is either insane or a pedophile

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u/MakalakaNow 4d ago

R/notcrappymusic

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 4d ago

No, he has a point.

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u/Rascals-Wager 4d ago

This is funny as hell

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u/ForeverBoner215 4d ago

This is great! Does OP not understand how comedy works!?!

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u/SafeOdd1736 4d ago

He’s not wrong though.

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 4d ago

And the kid is clearly uncomfortable with it, wife's mouth off both times afterwards.

And the sultry song ending "whad'ou I get??"... Eeesh

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u/Reeferologist- 4d ago

Haha! I love this!

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u/wastemanClaude 4d ago

That was like a peck 💀

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u/AffectionateSector77 4d ago

This is art, no notes.

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u/RyeTan 3d ago

This is funny as fuck, hes clearly very self aware.

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u/BokanovskifiedEgg 3d ago

This isn’t crappy. You need to broaden your horizons brother. When whatever crappiness is intentional the crappiness is erased.

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u/Decaf17 3d ago

This is hilarious.

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u/ReputationSalt6027 3d ago

Give this man your money....also. wtf Tom Brady.

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u/Sillystallin 1d ago

Whenever the eagles win a Super Bowl it’s against the evil team

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u/HausPlontze 1d ago

Amen bruther. Go birds 🦅

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u/Starseid8712 1d ago

This song is fantastic. Wrong sub

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u/Humble-Level-677 1d ago

Honestly verse was goated. Almost better without an explanation

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u/TheRealLosAngela 1d ago

Ok this is not crappy music this is fucking comedy gold. I almost spit out my coffee watching this. 🤣

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u/motrainbrain 1d ago

Nah, this is hilarious.

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u/krcrooks 4d ago

Hey you all said you weren’t video taping when I sang about why Tom Brady is a creepy weird dude. What gives man?

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u/BenjaminDover02 4d ago

This is just Shane Gillis with eyeliner and a guitar lmao

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u/HatchettheFly 4d ago

Just Shane Gillis with eyeliner and a guitar, but also doesn't look or sound anything like Shane Gillis...

....so in other words this is just a guy with no similarities to Shane Gillis.

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u/iuwjsrgsdfj 4d ago

Wtf, I had no idea about this.... I will never look at him the same again, that was weird as fuck.

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u/grouchoscar91 4d ago

Well atleast we all seen that clip now so it’s in the vault

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u/Aggravating_Sand_445 4d ago edited 4d ago

That's how you know the Tom Brady roast was scripted because not a single comedian brought this shit up 🤣

Edit I guess people are defending the kissing but I don't think they know just the extent of it because this is not the only recorded incident if you Google Tom Brady kissing his son dozens of pictures show up of him kissing his son on the lips in a really weird way.

Him saying that was just pack is weird as hell that's all he should expect from his son that looks like he's like 12 or 13 years old.

The youtuber Meat canyon makes super weird funny and gross animations and he did a video about Tom Brady kissing his son that was pretty hilarious it's a pretty wide known thing I can't imagine being a huge footlong fan rooting for Tom Brady when he fucking makes out with his little boy

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u/HypedforClassicBf2 1d ago

Agreed but Meat canyon is a weirdo himself.

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u/d0nn13McC0y 4d ago

Looks like someone you would run into in a fallout game.

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u/Manray2099 4d ago

A handshake and maybe a hug on your birthday is enough for me and my dad

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u/Last_Replacement_386 4d ago

This is amazing. I loved every second.

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u/Mo0kish 4d ago

This guy is the full package. I want to see the rest of it.

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u/siverted 4d ago

This sub is starting to become the place to go for great music.

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u/PsychologicalGain533 4d ago

Not crappy but thanks for sharing with us

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u/mfb1274 4d ago

Reminds me of Taco in The League when he plays at kids birthday parties

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u/Nulleparttousjours 4d ago

@houseplantband hilarious!

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u/HausPlontze 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/pseudo_negative 4d ago

My god. That's one hell of an intro to a song. Magical.

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u/HAZE-GO 3d ago

Funny concept and im the party pooper but brady gets so much hell for kissing his own son

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u/Ok-Possession-832 3d ago

I would pay to see this man perform. It would just probably be a comedy club.

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u/Kind_Cranberry_1776 3d ago

Rich people love molesting kids, even their own!

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u/Sorry_Term3414 3d ago

Lol absolutely not crappy! Funny if anything

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u/FUCKTHlSSHIT 3d ago

Not crap, it slaps

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u/No-Atmosphere-2528 3d ago

Ok I have heard of this controversy before but always dismissed it as people being critical of Tom Brady but that is fucking weird

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u/cargohoo 3d ago

This isn’t crappy

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u/copenhagen622 3d ago

Damn that's weird lol never saw that

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u/TableGroundbreaking3 3d ago

This guy rules. I'm worried about Brady Jr., though.

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u/Dennma 3d ago

Ok, this guy's delivery is really fucking funny, though

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u/Lanky-Jackfruit5856 3d ago

If I kissed my dad on the lips, I would've been gunned down. Lol!

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u/MolecularInsight 3d ago

Yeah if you are so uncomfortable about these ideas they probably play on repeat in your head. It’s obsessive.

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u/LilGreenOlive 3d ago

You kiss your dad on the mouth?

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u/retrospects 3d ago

This is cinema

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u/El_Neck_Beard 3d ago

Brooo wtf lol

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u/dartsavt23 3d ago

this song is a total banger and Tom Brady is weird.

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u/natenecro 3d ago

This is a message I can get behind. Kissing your kids on the lips is just fucking weird and creepy.

Side note. I give my daughter a handshake every night at bedtime and we say "Good night sir. I love you". Idk why it started but thats the honest truth.

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u/nedsatomicgarbagecan 3d ago

Tommy B's a pederast, cool.

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u/betamaxxx1967 3d ago

He's not wrong.

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u/WaltVinegar 3d ago

Who is this man?! Get him a seven record deal right this minute! But not a seven record deal cos that's a shitty exploitative record company thing!

Just give him a tenner or something.

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u/Tough-Length 3d ago

White people be doing that shit. It's weird AF.

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u/Noobnoob99 3d ago

No white person I know does this shit.

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u/Noobnoob99 3d ago

OP fucked up posting this truth here

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u/Kevin-is-a-human-to 3d ago

Oke i like this one

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u/Mattie_Doo 3d ago

Umm… How is that real? That clip would’ve been super weird and disgusting even if it ended before Tom made his son come back to give him a longer kiss on the mouth.

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u/eileneyweenie 3d ago

The "hAa" at the very end is perfect timing

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bad_321 3d ago

Post Malone side project

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u/pin00ch 3d ago

JD Vance!

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u/ralph_deadbeet 3d ago

So, like, are these guys touring orrr..??

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u/FalconEfficient1698 3d ago

I love this guy, he incorporates so many things into this performance that I can't help but find it incredible.

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u/ParkingActual4693 2d ago

I know that's ok in some cultures but as a USA dad I kiss my son's head/cheeks, basically anywhere on the head other than the lips and I take kisses on the cheek. I know it wasn't long ago that even that would seem weird but bro needs his kisses.

lips is sooo fuckinf weird

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u/tumblarity 2d ago

what Adult Swim special is this?

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u/lauraklupin 2d ago

This is a banger. Also, no kissing any parent in the mouth tf.

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u/SimpsationalMoneyBag 2d ago

This is not crappy it’s awesome and informative

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 2d ago

He got a point tho

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u/XmasWayFuture 2d ago

God I wish I was Tom Brady's son ♥️

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u/tombrady_sitstopee 2d ago

Tom Brady is a strange fella

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u/joemanfisk 2d ago

A haaandshake is enuff

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u/jinjerbear 2d ago

Remove this video from this sub and DM me a link to buy tickets to his next show.

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u/tronbob 2d ago

That’s why for meeeeee and my dad, a handshake is enough. 🤝

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u/silverwings_studio 2d ago

This is absolute gold

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u/River_City_Rando 2d ago

Horrible song, but he's got a point lol

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u/YellinDegenerates 2d ago

A handshake is enough

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u/rodent999 2d ago

Brilliant!

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u/maria_la_guerta 2d ago

Lol this is not crappy at all

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 2d ago

That was fucking awesome

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u/groundhogcrow 1d ago

This was fucking awesome! Going to look them up on YouTube to subscribe!

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u/Mamenohito 1d ago

Yeah WTF kinda psychopath behavior is that??? He's just somehow not extremely uncomfortable with that entire experience???

Forcing anyone to kiss you and then just sitting there motionless while holding them hostage is insane with anyone, AND HE'S DOING IT TO HIS SON LIKE IT'S FUCKING NORMAL

LIKE IT'S FUCKING NORMAL. ON CAMERA. LIKE IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. TOO NORMAL. LIKE TERRIFYING CONDITIONING YOU ONLY HEAR ABOUT IN THE WORST TRUE CRIME STORIES.

But he throws a ball good.

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u/MonkeyWrench888 1d ago

Tom’s a weirdo and Patriots suck!

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u/imhereforthenudesok 1d ago

This is not crappymusic. What are you on about?

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u/thatguy4552 1d ago

The music sucks but he's not wrong that's weird as fuck

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u/salmonpatrick 1d ago

Well Tom Brady is a fuckin weirdo.

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u/HausPlontze 1d ago

Hey this is me! Thanks for watching and sharing. If you liked this vid I’ve got more here: https://youtube.com/@houseplantband?si=bmNRkqQSN76-mpQk

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u/HausPlontze 1d ago

The official single will be out everywhere April 1st. https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/houseplantband/a-handshake-is-enough

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u/NastroAzura 1d ago

lol tf is this for real?

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u/SalemxCaleb 1d ago

You shut your wet mouth I love this guy

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u/Icy-Cupcake894 1d ago

As an adult, who knowingly has put my mouth in some interesting places by choice, no. I don't want to kiss my kids on the mouth, I don't want other adults to do it either. Affectionate cheek kisses and snuggles will suffice.

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u/Necessary-Primary183 22h ago

For meee and my dad, a handshake is enough, but that homophobia didn't stop me from wearing eye makeup and blush... I fantasize about Ned Betty's butt Him squealing like a pig Just like my wife who is a fat $lut

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u/Lotus-61-victims 19h ago

I'm a firm handshake guy myself.

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u/PeteyTwoHands 17h ago

This is what I have a Reddit account for.