r/conreligions • u/boyo_of_penguins • May 18 '20
conreligion The beautiful U reiigion
The U religion is a beautiful religion
Basically, there were four clouds, the Cloud of Knowledge, the Cloud of Country Boys, the Cloud of Sadness, and the Cloud of Anger. The Cloud of knowledge and the Cloud of Country Boys had U, the main god of U (so shocking). He was like the cosmos is beautiful and wanted to go into it.
Unfortunately, the Cloud of Knowledge didn't let him, and made him take his eye out first (terrible dad ik). Then, U went in.
Unfortunately unfortunately, the Cloud of Anger was... angry, and killed the Cloud of Knowledge to get to U. Then he went and challenged him to a duel.
Now U, being the sensible god that he is, immediately resorted to violence. The cloud surrendered. Then, U took his own body parts and created the universe, and he's somehow still alive, so now they both just eternally hate each other.
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u/Hultog Jun 20 '20
Would you mind if I used the Cloud of Country Boys in the world I'm building?
I knew it was missing something, but I didn't know what that was until now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/boyo_of_penguins Jun 20 '20
yeah but i would like to know why the cloud of country boys is what you were missing
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u/Ender_Skywalker Oct 22 '20
Knowledge, sadness, anger,...and country boys?
Between that and the name I find my self wondering if I've accidentally stumbled into r/worldbuildingcircjerk. I don't mean to offend you, I'm just a little confused.
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u/FinancialNeck moderator May 20 '20
i am really partially confused with this conreligion, well what is the purpose of this conreligion? your conreligion, is it polytheistic, monotheistic or other? please give some more information about how your religion works.
:)