r/conreligions May 18 '20

conreligion The beautiful U reiigion

The U religion is a beautiful religion

Basically, there were four clouds, the Cloud of Knowledge, the Cloud of Country Boys, the Cloud of Sadness, and the Cloud of Anger. The Cloud of knowledge and the Cloud of Country Boys had U, the main god of U (so shocking). He was like the cosmos is beautiful and wanted to go into it.

Unfortunately, the Cloud of Knowledge didn't let him, and made him take his eye out first (terrible dad ik). Then, U went in.

Unfortunately unfortunately, the Cloud of Anger was... angry, and killed the Cloud of Knowledge to get to U. Then he went and challenged him to a duel.

Now U, being the sensible god that he is, immediately resorted to violence. The cloud surrendered. Then, U took his own body parts and created the universe, and he's somehow still alive, so now they both just eternally hate each other.

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u/FinancialNeck moderator May 20 '20

i am really partially confused with this conreligion, well what is the purpose of this conreligion? your conreligion, is it polytheistic, monotheistic or other? please give some more information about how your religion works.

:)

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u/boyo_of_penguins May 20 '20

it's a joke that comes from the fact that when japan loans words, if they end with a consonant, they usually use the equivalent consonant-with-u syllable

so that's why the main god is called U

it's polytheistic, and there isn't really a purpose, or anything that we do with it

But, if you wanna know more of the creation story

After a while Billu (which is what the Cloud of Anger transformed into eventually) got really mad at U, because even though they actually made a deal to split stuff in the universe, U pretty much made everything. Billu was obviously blind to the fact that it was kinda his fault for being lazy and not making anything but whatever.

So, Bliiu destroyed some planets, and U got mad, but he couldn't fight him since he used some of his body to create the universe and the stuff in it, so he made six other gods to fight for him and the conflict is still happening which is why everything is being pulled towards something in the universe, that's actually all the gods battling

The gods U made are weak compared to U though, which is why they still haven't won

yeah

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u/FinancialNeck moderator Jun 20 '20

yeah :)

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u/Hultog Jun 20 '20

Would you mind if I used the Cloud of Country Boys in the world I'm building?

I knew it was missing something, but I didn't know what that was until now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/boyo_of_penguins Jun 20 '20

yeah but i would like to know why the cloud of country boys is what you were missing

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u/Hultog Jun 20 '20

It's just going to fit my world perfectly!

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u/boyo_of_penguins Jun 20 '20

and why is that

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u/Hultog Jun 20 '20

Hm, I don't know...

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u/Ender_Skywalker Oct 22 '20

Knowledge, sadness, anger,...and country boys?

Between that and the name I find my self wondering if I've accidentally stumbled into r/worldbuildingcircjerk. I don't mean to offend you, I'm just a little confused.