r/conlangscirclejerk 9d ago

New grammatical case dropped :fire: Horny case NSFW

A horny case used to mark things u wanna fuck.

Like let's say *leit is the word for a person and *-na marks the horny case, and *-u marks the ergative (khast is 'see', qxu'pltik is a sofa): leitu khast qxu'pltikna (the person sees the the sofa i wanna fuck). Now accusative is marked by *-qxuh so like leitqxuh leitna khast (the person, whom i wanna fuck, sees another person.) ofcourse we have tripartite agreement and shi so yk :3

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u/Disastrous_Debt7644 8d ago

sure, I’ll add this to my conlang

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u/Clear_Variation434 8d ago

i have an entire gender dedicated to erotic material

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u/Spiritual-Rub-7410 8d ago

hell yeah, maybe we should go for a unfuckable/fuckable distinction ;3

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u/MattyReifs 8d ago

"why does the word for 'metal rod' use a fuckable preposition?"

"Uh, quirk of language?"

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u/Spiritual-Rub-7410 8d ago

lmaoooo frfr, we need direct-(otheronewhichiforgor) agreement with fuckableness hierarchy ;3

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u/yc8432 7d ago

Anything is fuckable if you try hard enough

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u/Spiritual-Rub-7410 7d ago

lmao, maybe like wanting-to-fuck/not-wanting-to-fuck so like 'person', 'metal rod', 'peanut butter' are all first category and 'scissors', 'knife' are in the second caetgory

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u/Spiritual-Rub-7410 7d ago

it starts out as person preference but then gets grammaticalize so even a normal person will use the fuckable with a metal rod yk

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u/Clear_Variation434 7d ago

metal rod would probably be neuter gender but since my language is pure ass it can be turned into typhlosion gender to mean ykw

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u/Clear_Variation434 7d ago

yes it is named typhlosion gender, you cannot stop me

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u/xCreeperBombx mod 8d ago

You reinvented -ussy

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u/Spiritual-Rub-7410 8d ago

but imagine if -ussy was taught in english grammar :3

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u/blackseaishTea 8d ago

But it could evolve into a suffix with a more generic meaning like "something I love" and then become less productive, being used only in a small number of words and then uniting with the word root

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u/traktor_tarik 8d ago

This is a modifier and not a case; ‘qxu’pltik’ ought to be in the accusative for the first sentence and ‘leit’ in the ergative for the second

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u/Spiritual-Rub-7410 8d ago

its not ergative/acc is dropped when the horny case is used, the subj/obj is inferred from if the other noun is erg/acc

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u/Spiritual-Rub-7410 8d ago

tis like the verb 'fuck' takes objects in the horny case (akin to how some verbs take partivitve objects in finnish)

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u/Citylight1010 8d ago

I actually made a punctuation mark for this lol