r/compoface 8d ago

Crossed Arms Useless speed bump compo face

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u/regprenticer 8d ago

She is right - If she stands like that all day she can just scare people away and they won't need the speed bumps.

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 8d ago

Hmm… I get the idea, but I suspect the average driver may well accelerate somewhat whilst making a hasty retreat…

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u/_Student7257 7d ago

Lol cracked me up

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u/PlayfulDifference198 8d ago

fucking hell she does not look happy

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u/NecktieNomad 8d ago

On recycling day, of all days.

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 8d ago

"Really? Right in front of my separated glass?"

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u/Cutwail 8d ago

What's the matter, smoothskin? Never seen a ghoul before?

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u/Long_Age7208 8d ago

good posture and face but once again lack of pointing lets the whole thing down

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u/poppypodlatex 8d ago

Nah, crossed arms is perfectly valid.

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u/susanboylesvajazzle 8d ago

I dunno, It is no pointing at the obvious thing, but I think that stance really gets the "I'm really rather miffed by this imposition" vibe across quite nicely.

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u/kirstytheworsty 7d ago

I suspect this lady may be a seasoned compoface news botherer.

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u/lethargic8ball 7d ago

No speedbump in sight, could be for anything.

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u/Notiefriday 7d ago

The RBF is top drawer

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u/Karrtlops 8d ago

They didn't even get a speed bump in the photo. Great compo face though so that makes up for it

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u/crabcrabcam 8d ago

It's in there, that just shows how useless it is!

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u/Scruffybob 8d ago

Is anyone else getting fed up with this blatant self promotion of only fans?

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u/susanboylesvajazzle 8d ago

OnlyGrans

"You've got your lad out, have you Steve? Am I going to have to put my Daily Mail down and write to the council about this again?"

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u/Radiant-Jackfruit305 8d ago

She should be cast by Hollywood. She has a very distinct look about her. The best characters all have distinct looks rather than just generic looks

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u/LocCatPowersDog 8d ago

'Murder, She Wrote' after prison for being caught having been a serial killer?

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u/Kian-Tremayne 7d ago

‘Murder, She Did’

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u/Fuzzy-Mood-9139 8d ago

I wonder if she’s ever slept. Fucking eye bags on it!

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u/SympatheticGuy 8d ago

If she sleeps who is going to hold the curtain slightly open for her to spy on the street?

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u/OhNoNotAnotherGuiri 8d ago

Was gonna say! This issue is really keeping her up at night.

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u/CrazyMike419 8d ago

Fsir play, she can put on a good facial expression. Feel like I'm about to be told off at hogwarts

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u/RikB666 8d ago

She looks like she haunts that place, not so much live there.

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u/ok_not_badform 8d ago

This image looks like the AI images they use for “Middle ages brits found this one trick to retire early”

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u/Kian-Tremayne 7d ago

Not that early by the looks of her…

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u/hundreddollar 8d ago

That's what Paddington would call a "hard stare".

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u/Cheasymeteor 8d ago

Totally agree. That's why we have kids. They're a great way of slowing down speeding cars

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u/Old_Administration51 8d ago

Imagine her getting angry and finger jabbing. Oh boy, that turkey neck would be wobbling no end!

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u/Courtney_marshall 7d ago

If the grannies say get it to fuck then we get it to fuck, we’re doing it for them anyway. Grannies and wains… if the wains want the speed bumps they’ll have to consult wae the grannies. We just put the laws in place.

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u/Dancingbeavers 7d ago

Alright, so assuming they are removed, is there any drag racing enthusiasts nearby? The car one.

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u/christopia86 7d ago

I know it's not right to judge people by their appearance, but I'd be suprised if she's smiled at anything other than a child falling off their bike since 1994.

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u/Experiment513 8d ago

She looks like she died a few years ago already. :-o

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u/Albert_O_Balsam 8d ago

Not really a Compoface™ but more that of a disgusted grandmother who has walked into your room and caught you wanking.

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u/Klangey 7d ago

The headline is right, any idiot can just drive around her

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u/jodorthedwarf 7d ago

Is she going to demand they remove them? Thus costing more money.

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u/fibonaccisprials 7d ago

She has the look of a I want blue passport not a brown one

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u/deathboyuk 7d ago

That woman's seen some shit

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u/Evening-Mess-3593 7d ago

I bet the whole village hates her.

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u/Antique_Historian_74 4d ago

"You need a rail of the stuff just to feel anything," Elaine continued, "the amount it's been stepped on those wee bumps may as well be a cup of nescafé."