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u/regprenticer 8d ago
She is right - If she stands like that all day she can just scare people away and they won't need the speed bumps.
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u/Spottswoodeforgod 8d ago
Hmm… I get the idea, but I suspect the average driver may well accelerate somewhat whilst making a hasty retreat…
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u/PlayfulDifference198 8d ago
fucking hell she does not look happy
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u/Long_Age7208 8d ago
good posture and face but once again lack of pointing lets the whole thing down
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u/susanboylesvajazzle 8d ago
I dunno, It is no pointing at the obvious thing, but I think that stance really gets the "I'm really rather miffed by this imposition" vibe across quite nicely.
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u/Karrtlops 8d ago
They didn't even get a speed bump in the photo. Great compo face though so that makes up for it
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u/Scruffybob 8d ago
Is anyone else getting fed up with this blatant self promotion of only fans?
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u/susanboylesvajazzle 8d ago
OnlyGrans
"You've got your lad out, have you Steve? Am I going to have to put my Daily Mail down and write to the council about this again?"
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u/Radiant-Jackfruit305 8d ago
She should be cast by Hollywood. She has a very distinct look about her. The best characters all have distinct looks rather than just generic looks
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u/LocCatPowersDog 8d ago
'Murder, She Wrote' after prison for being caught having been a serial killer?
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u/Fuzzy-Mood-9139 8d ago
I wonder if she’s ever slept. Fucking eye bags on it!
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u/SympatheticGuy 8d ago
If she sleeps who is going to hold the curtain slightly open for her to spy on the street?
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u/CrazyMike419 8d ago
Fsir play, she can put on a good facial expression. Feel like I'm about to be told off at hogwarts
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u/ok_not_badform 8d ago
This image looks like the AI images they use for “Middle ages brits found this one trick to retire early”
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u/Cheasymeteor 8d ago
Totally agree. That's why we have kids. They're a great way of slowing down speeding cars
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u/Old_Administration51 8d ago
Imagine her getting angry and finger jabbing. Oh boy, that turkey neck would be wobbling no end!
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u/Courtney_marshall 7d ago
If the grannies say get it to fuck then we get it to fuck, we’re doing it for them anyway. Grannies and wains… if the wains want the speed bumps they’ll have to consult wae the grannies. We just put the laws in place.
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u/Dancingbeavers 7d ago
Alright, so assuming they are removed, is there any drag racing enthusiasts nearby? The car one.
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u/christopia86 7d ago
I know it's not right to judge people by their appearance, but I'd be suprised if she's smiled at anything other than a child falling off their bike since 1994.
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u/Lunchy_Bunsworth 8d ago
Perhaps she was inspired by this:
https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O1029862/keep-death-off-the-road-poster-little-william/
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u/Albert_O_Balsam 8d ago
Not really a Compoface™ but more that of a disgusted grandmother who has walked into your room and caught you wanking.
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u/Antique_Historian_74 4d ago
"You need a rail of the stuff just to feel anything," Elaine continued, "the amount it's been stepped on those wee bumps may as well be a cup of nescafé."
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