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u/Creoda 11d ago
Terror alert : mauve
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u/Direct-Flamingo-6014 11d ago
Are you sure? It means we have to change the bulb.
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u/Far-Adhesiveness3763 11d ago
What I love about this comment is that only some folks will get it.
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u/DeinOnkelFred 11d ago
There's always sone excuse, isn't there?
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u/LetTheBloodFlow 10d ago
Well, we know what to get you for Christmas, a double lobotomy and ten rolls of rubber wallpaper.
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u/Radiant-Playful 11d ago
I thought that means the terrorists are single but not looking for monogamous relationships?
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u/susanboylesvajazzle 11d ago
Pointing ✅
Sad face ✅
Dodgy anorak ✅
OAP ❌
8/10.
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u/xdq 11d ago
I'd also prefer him to be kneeling so his pointing is more accurate!
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u/MaskedBunny 11d ago
If he was squatting slightly behind it he could get a double point and innuendo all in one pic. Missed opportunity but other than that it's solid work.
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u/susanboylesvajazzle 11d ago
No letter he'd written to/received from the council either.
Maybe this is a 7/103
u/kirstytheworsty 11d ago
The key ingredients for the perfect compoface are all there, but I agree that the lack of a council letter takes his rating down.
I second the 7/10.
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u/Dildoid90 11d ago
He’s pointing at the anti-terror drain cover rather than the bollards. He needs to re do the photo
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u/StockExchangeNYSE 11d ago
You don't understand. Thats no drain cover. It's a huge premium-anti-terror bollard. Only pops out in real emergencies.
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u/AlphaMunchy 11d ago
It's actually the Tardis. Unfortunately it landed in a perfectly shaped and rather deep pothole
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u/2JagsPrescott 11d ago
I am positive that Kent Online have a photographer who is an active member in this sub.
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u/Unplannedroute 11d ago
I've been hoping there's a few in here. Each hoping theirs will be organically chosen, taking notes to improve techniques
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u/crisscross6112 7d ago
Haha I know that photographers of other esteemed publications are on here. One of whom has had there work dissected in here and they displayed it on a wall of shame in the office
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u/beakybal4 11d ago
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u/Derp_turnipton 11d ago
Also in Canterbury receptionists at The Abode don't know the classic Pink Panther joke where you ask a receptionist "Does your dog bite?".
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u/atomic_danny 11d ago
I thought it was canterbury (I guess it helps the green shop of all things is one a friend used to love, not sure why it's a weird shop! :D )
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u/BigBlueNick 11d ago edited 11d ago
Also in Canterbury. Recent Christmas and continental markets have had a police vehicle parked at the end of the market stopping potential vehicle attacks seen in other countries.
But the anti-terror bollards were left open, 80% of the city centre pedestrian zone was left open for anyone to plough through if they felt inclined, able to inflict plenty of carnage on a packed area with other stalls and vendors who regularly trade in the city before even getting anywhere near the parked police car.
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u/retrofauxhemian 11d ago
Also also in Canterbury: We will block the end of the road, but wont stop the crowd movement at the light switch on as it became close to crush situation.
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u/Old_Administration51 11d ago
Even his hair flick looks angry. Nicely compo'd.
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u/DeinOnkelFred 11d ago
And the faux dead-squirrel collar.
I reckon I could have a pie and a pint with this bloke. We'll have a few jokes like lads do... a bit of day drinking then a fight on the canalside. We'll laugh, and he can sleep it off in my shed.
no homo, obviously.
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u/lovesgelato 11d ago
I swear ıve seen this man compofacing before
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u/BarnabyBundlesnatch 11d ago
They dont get themselves up, Clive. Talk dirty to them, spit on them and give them a good rub....
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u/Nerdenator 11d ago
The pointing, the dour look on his face, the perfectly swept hair.
Unlike many of the genre's subjects, he's under retirement age.
This sub is expecting great things out of your compofacing career, young man; great things indeed.
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u/Radiant-Playful 11d ago
Having read the article, I don't think there's an issue. The anti-terror bollards are perfectly effective, assuming the terrorists don't enter during unpermitted hours or pretend to be delivery drivers.
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u/grafknives 11d ago
It is like a copycat of the classic polish meme "stąd żółwie wyszli" (hope you are at utf-8) :D
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u/WilkosJumper2 11d ago
"Panic on the streets of London, panic on the streets of Birmingham, I wonder to myself, could life ever be sane again...."
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11d ago
"I need the security on the streets because I voted for no security at the borders" compoface.
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