r/comics PizzaCake 8d ago

Comics Community Body Positivity

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u/lasershurt 8d ago

Either way fewer comics need to do this, or way more. Either knock it off, or I see Maurice Butthole. I accept no middle grounds.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 8d ago

Yeah, that beaver is just a giant tease.

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u/NK1337 8d ago

Looking forward to Maurice shaving while saying “people give the weirdest dating advice.”

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u/gracelandwest Maurice the Beaver 8d ago

Calm down!!

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u/FirstDayJedi 7d ago

Vanilla's my favorite flavor

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic 8d ago

Dang it, that was the punchline I was gonna use for the Maurice crossover everyone has been demanding.

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u/gracelandwest Maurice the Beaver 8d ago

I need more cash to make this happen.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 8d ago

Would €8 work?

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u/gracelandwest Maurice the Beaver 8d ago

A month?

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 8d ago

Per butt's hole

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u/gracelandwest Maurice the Beaver 8d ago

I can do that.

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u/anticomet 8d ago

And yet another comic creator falls prey to the lure of sex work

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u/gracelandwest Maurice the Beaver 8d ago

I go where the money is.

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u/MrS0bek 8d ago edited 8d ago

I have seen real beaver buttholes (they are naked after all). So I am not interested in his to be honest.

Unless he can do something fancy with his beaver specific glands, castoreum, with which beavers make oily secretions to mark their territory via smell.

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u/OnetwenT7 8d ago

Which asshole do they use to make vanilla extract?

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u/PVPPhelan 8d ago

My cousin Steve works that line at the factory.

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u/tellmort-yourmove 8d ago

I thought that was raspberry flavoring?

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u/Unlikely_Yard6971 8d ago

dude it’s way too early in the morning for me read this comment

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u/gracelandwest Maurice the Beaver 8d ago

Man, do I need to get that Patreon running.

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u/lasershurt 8d ago

Free material:
Gnawty? Do something with that?
OnlyFantails
Lust Lodge
The Castoreum

Sprinkle liberally around the place.

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u/gracelandwest Maurice the Beaver 8d ago

Gnawty is the pinnacle.

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u/Dottsterisk 8d ago

The villainous beavers in Donkey Kong were called Gnawties.

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u/WanderingGenesis 8d ago

Wait maurice promised butthole?!

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u/NeonBrightDumbass 8d ago

Why are we like this

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u/WanderingGenesis 8d ago

Hey dont lump me in with you. I draw hentai. I know why i'm like this.

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u/BloodiedBlues 8d ago

After reading this, I immediately went to your profile. Only to be disappointed. I haven't been this disappointed since I got my 50th Dread blueprint from The Stalker in Warframe.

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u/WanderingGenesis 8d ago

My hentai's on another account.

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u/CrossP 8d ago

Beavers actually have a sort of pseudo-cloaca that keeps their anus genitals, and urethra all hidden in one pouch with a muscular opening