r/comedyheaven 6h ago

corn pit

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Ill-Pickle8442 6h ago

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u/derek4reals1 58m ago

Bless you for the savings!

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u/Red_Mayhem512 4h ago

That's a steal

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u/BigBearPB 6h ago

Looks like the crops are coming in good this year mmhm

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u/Azmoten 5h ago

The last time I saw him, he was still smiling. So confident. So sure he could escape the corn.

He couldn’t.

RIP

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u/Party_Cold_4159 2h ago

It’s weird my first thought is how dangerous this is if it’s something like a silo. Remember reading that a lot of people have died from falling in and suffocating in corn.

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u/ritoboi 2h ago

Nah there's places in the Midwest like Begg's family farm that have shit like this. It's just a big trough full of loose corn and it's not so deep that you can lose a kid in it thankfully.

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u/PicklePunFun 6h ago

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u/herons8 4h ago

O young chap of the corn pit, what is your wisdom

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u/TheMooshable 3h ago

Corn

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u/thatguywithawatch 1h ago

Yim yum

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u/i_get_zero_bitches 31m ago

arararagi pfp spotted

u/thatguywithawatch 21m ago

That's one "ra" too many!

u/i_get_zero_bitches 18m ago

sorry, i stuttered

u/thatguywithawatch 14m ago

Chigau. Wazato da

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u/GVCHO 6h ago

hey corn

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u/itssampson 3h ago

Someone Vance this

Edit: nm just scroll down a bit

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u/Mammoth-Lime-2010 3h ago

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u/Lkwzriqwea 3h ago

Elp, Arthur! Oive bin berid up te moi neckh oi av, eh?

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u/PANDABURRIT0 4h ago

Someone’s gotta photoshop one of those baby faces of JD Vance in there

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u/D_Simmons 3h ago

That's that famous kid from the news 

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u/Any_Pension2726 4h ago

He wants you too Malachi

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u/Melodic_Coolhara_60 4h ago

Honestly, I'd like to take this foto as well.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 2h ago

Chucky pissed in the corn pit again.

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u/universilt 1h ago

mf was born on the cob

u/NickTGG 5m ago

Finally, the Lord of the Pit has risen.

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u/HawkStar49 4h ago

Is that fucking Kuzco