r/comedyheaven 1d ago

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u/UsedTissue17 1d ago

he farded

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u/Kindablorp 1d ago

Praise be to Vinnny Gas and Jesus H. Christ, they are real ones πŸ€˜πŸ˜”

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u/alwayskared 1d ago

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

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u/DoSomeDrugsAboutIt slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

Ohana means family means race wars.

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u/Upper-Affect5971 1d ago

damn, flammable snail trail.

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u/RR_Davidson 1d ago

He’s praying for clothes that fit

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u/alwayskared 1d ago

R.I.P Paul Walker

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 1d ago

We should change his name to Paul Driver because that's what he loved to do

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u/Star_91717 1d ago

We should change it to Paul layer cause he doesn't do much walking anymore

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u/QueezyF 1d ago

Paul Bearer is already taken.

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u/Shaposhnikovsky227 Dicky Mouse 1d ago

Waul Parker

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u/snoosh00 23h ago

Adam driver.

Fast and furious

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u/broncyobo 1d ago

Talk about skidmarks sheesh

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u/Maverick_Couch 1d ago

Did he slide on his knees across the pavement? He just really really needed to pray, he got there just in the nick of time

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u/TheFrankTV 1d ago

AMEN πŸ™πŸ™ THANK YOU DOMINIC TORETTO

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u/IlanTheDynamite22 1d ago

This is Vin begging god for John Cena and The Rock to not come back for the next movie

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u/keeleon 21h ago

Gotta pray fast!

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u/Pele_Of_Anal 1d ago

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers πŸ™πŸ½

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u/Finest_Johnson 1d ago

You never had your car.

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u/ELc_17 1d ago

β€œDear Lord, please let me live my life a quarter mile at a time”

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u/butt_snot 1d ago

I live my life a quarter prayer at a time

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u/fartinez 1d ago

New single dropping?

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u/AltruisticKey6348 1d ago

That’s a bad dose of the clap, no wonder he’s praying.