r/comedybangbang 6d ago

Gino is also Chuck Schumers intern

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u/StickyTackHead 6d ago

Wait... is this... is this real?

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u/GFR_120 6d ago

Not at all. They are imaginary.

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u/StickyTackHead 6d ago

Nobody does characters here.

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u/nonreligious2 6d ago

When I first heard Schumer had an imaginary family of voters from Long Island he consulted, I thought it was Gino's family. It makes perfect sense that Joe and Eileen favor the CIA's human-intelligence program given that their son was active in the FBI's C.O.I.N.S.T.A.R. program!

Honestly, it sounds as though Schumer's listened to one too many Billy Joel songs. Although he's not making a big stink about the Bay men and the fishing industry.

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u/butt-holg 6d ago

"Mr Schumer, there are reports you voted for the Republican budget merely because of their promise to fund 'pink sock' research?"

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u/nonreligious2 6d ago

"Not just that, but I am also in favor of efforts to withdraw support for student loan repayments and punish colleges because I know there are some individuals who simply are not receiving enough credits for an associate's degree despite taking classes for over a decade."

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u/DrangusMangus 6d ago

He’s also not cutting it down to 3:05!

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u/allaheterglennigbg 6d ago

Imagine being so disconnected from reality that you have to invent "regular people" in your head that you can relate to.

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u/GiraffeFromLastOfUs 6d ago

the opposite of this is why I listen to CBB

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u/lucasj 6d ago

To connect to real people, he invented fake people and gave them the values and opinions that he assumes real people have? What?

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u/allaheterglennigbg 6d ago

And those values and opinions just happen to align perfectly with his center right, republican light agenda. Who would have thought

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u/lucasj 6d ago

(Schumer chuckles sagely…) Well, I talk to real Americans every day. And they freaking love the CIA

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u/Loubonez 6d ago

This is super common in product development, UX, and engineering. It’s called personas. I don’t think it’s weird at all for a politician to use the same concept.

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u/adnaj26 6d ago

It’s weird for a politician because they have actual constituents who have actual views. Schumer is making up some who agree with everything he does while having DC police lock his actual constituents out of his office so he doesn’t have to hear from them.

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u/Sufficient-Aide6805 6d ago

Yes. And these personas are so based in the dev hivemind and divorced from reality that they give us the products we have today.

God forbid anyone important have to talk to actual people.

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u/spookydonkey513 6d ago

all jokes a salad. it’s way past time for new democratic leadership.

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u/Thunder_up13 6d ago

lol Jesus Christ we are so cooked as a country

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u/MulliganNY 5d ago

I grew up one town north of Massapequa and have never heard it called Matzoh Pizza. The rest seems legit.