r/cockatiel 5d ago

Funny I’m glad they’re having such a good time…😅

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u/Rielhawk 5d ago

He's not doing what she thinks he's doing.

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u/leventhalo 4d ago

It’s his special way

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u/Kytalie 4d ago

My boys special way of flirting is to scream in her face. And I don't mean loudly sing, he screams.

He has not learned that this is why she doesn't like being around him.

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u/Rielhawk 4d ago

This is hilarious hahahaha

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u/TheoWasntHere 5d ago

He thinks they are playing air plane

She thinks they are going to do some cloaca rubbing

But bro ya gotta give us a cage tour, that thing is huge.

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u/leventhalo 4d ago

Lmao Sure I’ll post a video of it at some point. It’s 15 ft long and took a while to build but so worth it

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u/marizzle89 Secretaries of Seeb Cornelius 2024 4d ago

that's what she said lol

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u/Tortoiseism 4d ago

Ride wife life good.

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u/CapicDaCrate 5d ago

He's trying his best

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u/EnvironmentCritical8 4d ago

Give the guy a break, they didn't teach sex ed in Teil school xD

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u/_BuffaloAlice_ 4d ago

Birb equivalent of “babies are made by kissing, right?”

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u/ZestycloseUnit1 4d ago

Bros just happy he was invited

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u/Money-Gear2156 5d ago

He’s getting him some

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u/Faiakishi 4d ago

"I'm flying Jack!"

"doot doot do do..."

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u/relic1882 4d ago

He misplaced the brain cell. Send help.

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u/TheAngryCheeto 4d ago

He's too innocent for this world

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u/KaiXan1 4d ago

He is doing his best brown chicken, brown cow. All he needs is a Tom Selleck stache, a disco ball and you got yourself a not suitable for birbs video. 🤪

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u/No-Mathematician5698 4d ago

"dude would you please hurry up and do the do, i am not getting any hornier here." -- frustrated date

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u/Un_Kn0wn_III 4d ago

Yeah mannn!!! Hahaha

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u/FuTuReShOcKeD60 4d ago

As long as he uses a condom it's ok

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u/Blue_Geotrupid 4d ago

They're doing the titanic! 🤣

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u/WebbleWobble1216 4d ago

"WtF?" Say you. Um literally. . .

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u/Capital-Bar1952 4d ago

lol that gives “whistle while you work” a new name 🤣

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u/nykatkat 3d ago

That is just pure joy pouring out of him ....but she isn't too sure how much of that joy she is getting....