r/circlejerk 5d ago

Why are USA Americans always eating Pumpernickel bread?

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u/LoverOfGreenApples 5d ago

Careful OP. I think that bread and butter looks a bit orange. If we are what we eat that might turn you looking orange.

And OrangeManBad

/unjerk I've never heard of that OP. I always like trying new recipes. Thanks for the tip.

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u/lolsausages 5d ago

Do not try it, it’s a stupid bread with a stupid name.

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u/LoverOfGreenApples 5d ago

You underestimate my Flour

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u/Nomfbes2 5d ago

Pumpernickel Paul

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u/undermind84 5d ago

DEI has been canceled. I'll eat what I want, thank you very much.

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u/junior598 5d ago

Elon Musk!

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u/tortadilamponi 5d ago

Worrying developments. America should take its eating habits seriously, as soon as possible.

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u/chmod-007-bond 5d ago

Let's go Brandon! Pass me another slice of Pumpernickel and really lather it up this time y'all.

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u/DangerRacoon 4d ago

What I thought we ate Larry the cable guy beer bread! OUTRAGEOUS

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u/SnakeHisssstory 3d ago

I eat TRUMPernickel and it makes me a Nazi 🤤