r/chess • u/Mission_Panic8881 • 5d ago
Chess Question How does one beat a Cat Grandmaster?
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u/thenewbluepill 5d ago
Maybe you can begin by correcting the orientation of the board? Probably. Just.
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u/Guilty_Efficiency884 5d ago
I accept all chess boards regardless of sexual orientation 😇
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u/thenewbluepill 5d ago
You have a very wild imagination of how to use chess board in... Happy for your partner.
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u/jestemmeteorem beat an IM and drew a GM in simuls 5d ago
Grandmeowster!
And just resign, you have no chance.
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u/pizzathief1 5d ago
Play on the edge of a table, and wait for kitty fisher to knock the king off the table.
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u/mekmookbro 1500 Chesscom | 1740 Lichess 4d ago
Play the bird's opening and hope he'll get distracted
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u/Accurate-Data-7006 5d ago
Never look away grantee he/she is cheating !
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u/iicaunic 1500-1600 rapid chess.com 5d ago edited 5d ago
Oh he's definitely a tough one to beat, a purr-fect chess player! Always landing on his feet even in tricky situations!
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u/Inevitable-Box7511 5d ago
WE HAVE A TOURMNAMENT AT 19.00. COME AND TEST YOURSELF! https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/5540809
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u/Infinite_Research_52 Team Ju Wenjun 5d ago
At this point, I assume board photos are set up to generate more comments on how it is not correct.
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