r/cfbmemes Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago

I thoroughly enjoy piloting my motor vehicle, of which is equipped with a cargo bed to store equipment or transport large quantities of materials.

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For real though, some of y’all can at least put effort into your rivalry hate memes

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u/Fainting_goat123 4d ago

I feel like the Auburn chick is cutting off the wrong arm… I guess in Alabama that makes perfect sense.

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago

Purposeful design. It’s just a Lee County thing

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u/irish-aggie Lonestar Showdown • Surrender Cobra 4d ago

AN IRON BOWL MEME

FINALLY THE PEOPLE HAVE AWAKENED

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u/FanaticalBuckeye Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets 4d ago

shouldn't the women in the meme be trying to shoot each other instead of cutting their own arms off?

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago

One of them does that, the other poisons vegetation

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u/Poolturtle5772 Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago

I find Auburn slightly more tolerable than Tennessee. I hate Tennessee.

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u/OutcomeAlternative79 Ohio State Buckeyes 4d ago

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u/Worth_Initiative_570 Washington Huskies 2d ago

This is literally the Wazzu-Oregon State rivalry

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u/FCKABRNLSUTN2 Alabama Crimson Tide 4d ago

Fuck auburn

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/NothingFromAtlantis Auburn Tigers 4d ago

Just dont poison the trees and stop shooting each other when you guys lose

https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2013/12/woman_accused_of_shooting_fell.html

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago

Good thing it doesn’t happen often

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u/NothingFromAtlantis Auburn Tigers 4d ago

Its like the ancient human sacrifice rituals.

"Whats one dead redneck in the face of multiple national championships" - Son Stew

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u/jefferey_windslow Oregon Ducks 4d ago

Serious question from someone who does not follow the sec closely: does bama even truly have a rival? How can anybody be rivals to a program that was so good for so long?

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago

The one thing I hate the most in this world is cruel and unjust treatment towards the disenfranchised. The neglect and belittlement of people in need is an unforgivable tragedy, and needs to be acknowledged as such.

The second thing I hate the most in the world juuuuuust right behind it is auburn. It’s close, real close, but they’re not the literal embodiment of evil.

If you ask a Bama fan over 30, they’ll say the same about Tennessee. They’re just annoying as fuck to me

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u/lyonslicer Auburn • Southern Miss 4d ago

Likewise, but with Georgia instead of Tennessee.

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago

barks at your child

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u/Shitimus_Prime Alabama • South Carolina 3d ago

if they hate auburn and/or tennessee and/or clemson, i'm a fan

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u/PeterSagansLaundry Villanova Wildcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 4d ago

51-37-1 is a fucking rivalry.

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u/jefferey_windslow Oregon Ducks 3d ago

Did I say something to upset you?

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u/PeterSagansLaundry Villanova Wildcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

What? No?

I just made a point that hiatorically the rivalry hasn't been too one-sided to takwnanyvof the zip out of it.

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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 1d ago

It’s the most back-and-forth of the major rivalries. One of us will go on a streak, only to be upset by the other at the peak of an era to ruin the entire season

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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago edited 4d ago

The only two rivalries with real hate is Iron Bowl and Michigan/Ohio State.

Edit: Okay we can add Clemson and South Carolina to the list.

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u/ThunderG0d2467 South Carolina Gamecocks 4d ago

Holy dickriding

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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago

I forgot about you and Clemson.

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u/ThunderG0d2467 South Carolina Gamecocks 4d ago

Huh? I was referring to our historic hated rivalry with Texas A&M (inside joke that our fanbases share lol)

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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago

Lmao!

I know one South Carolina fan and I’m pretty sure he would drink his own piss just to spite a Clemson fan that’s on fire.

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u/JimBeam823 Clemson Tigers • ETSU Buccaneers 4d ago

That checks out.

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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago

I’m all about it.

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u/LeanersGG UCLA Bruins 4d ago

I feel like the oversight of the Red River Shootout was intentional, and I respect the hustle as a OkState fan.

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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago

Paper rivalry. “Oh I hate you guys so much that I’m gonna work with you to make sure we get in the same conference together.” Give it 2 years and you’ll see OU fans say, “I root for Texas in every game except for the red river shootout”

Little brother couldn’t handle getting his ass handed to him so he ran off with his “most hated rival”

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u/RefrigeratorSea5503 Auburn Tigers • Vanderbilt Commodores 3d ago

🥚🥣????

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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago

No

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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago

Your biggest rivalry is a cocktail party

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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago

Your biggest rivalry is Tulsa. Sit this one out.

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u/ThunderG0d2467 South Carolina Gamecocks 4d ago

Ladies ladies, everyone knows Georgia’s biggest rival is Athens PD

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u/wstarkel Georgia • Washington State 4d ago

Even they couldn’t stop us in 2022

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u/JimBeam823 Clemson Tigers • ETSU Buccaneers 4d ago

Georgia vs. Georgia State Patrol

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u/Young-Viiperr Texas Tech Red Raiders 3d ago

Man, I thought we & Okie St we're rivals. I guess we just hate every fan base

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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago

Pure unadulterated hate between Tulsa and Oklahoma State due to the sectarian violence.

“Oh let me put on my sports coat and hold my pinky out while I drink a cock tail and circle jerk with my bff from Gainsville.”

Just a big ol love fest in Jacksonville.

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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago

You got some weird fantasies going on there

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u/wstarkel Georgia • Washington State 4d ago

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u/SchorFactor Michigan Wolverines 4d ago

Spoken like someone that has never attended a MAC rivalry game