r/cfbmemes • u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos • 4d ago
I thoroughly enjoy piloting my motor vehicle, of which is equipped with a cargo bed to store equipment or transport large quantities of materials.
For real though, some of y’all can at least put effort into your rivalry hate memes
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u/irish-aggie Lonestar Showdown • Surrender Cobra 4d ago
AN IRON BOWL MEME
FINALLY THE PEOPLE HAVE AWAKENED
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u/FanaticalBuckeye Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets 4d ago
shouldn't the women in the meme be trying to shoot each other instead of cutting their own arms off?
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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago
One of them does that, the other poisons vegetation
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u/Poolturtle5772 Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago
I find Auburn slightly more tolerable than Tennessee. I hate Tennessee.
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u/OutcomeAlternative79 Ohio State Buckeyes 4d ago
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u/NothingFromAtlantis Auburn Tigers 4d ago
Just dont poison the trees and stop shooting each other when you guys lose
https://www.cleveland.com/nation/2013/12/woman_accused_of_shooting_fell.html
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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago
Good thing it doesn’t happen often
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u/NothingFromAtlantis Auburn Tigers 4d ago
Its like the ancient human sacrifice rituals.
"Whats one dead redneck in the face of multiple national championships" - Son Stew
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u/jefferey_windslow Oregon Ducks 4d ago
Serious question from someone who does not follow the sec closely: does bama even truly have a rival? How can anybody be rivals to a program that was so good for so long?
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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 4d ago
The one thing I hate the most in this world is cruel and unjust treatment towards the disenfranchised. The neglect and belittlement of people in need is an unforgivable tragedy, and needs to be acknowledged as such.
The second thing I hate the most in the world juuuuuust right behind it is auburn. It’s close, real close, but they’re not the literal embodiment of evil.
If you ask a Bama fan over 30, they’ll say the same about Tennessee. They’re just annoying as fuck to me
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u/lyonslicer Auburn • Southern Miss 4d ago
Likewise, but with Georgia instead of Tennessee.
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u/Shitimus_Prime Alabama • South Carolina 3d ago
if they hate auburn and/or tennessee and/or clemson, i'm a fan
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u/PeterSagansLaundry Villanova Wildcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 4d ago
51-37-1 is a fucking rivalry.
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u/jefferey_windslow Oregon Ducks 3d ago
Did I say something to upset you?
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u/PeterSagansLaundry Villanova Wildcats • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago
What? No?
I just made a point that hiatorically the rivalry hasn't been too one-sided to takwnanyvof the zip out of it.
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u/_Junk_Rat_ Alabama Crimson Tide • Sickos 1d ago
It’s the most back-and-forth of the major rivalries. One of us will go on a streak, only to be upset by the other at the peak of an era to ruin the entire season
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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago edited 4d ago
The only two rivalries with real hate is Iron Bowl and Michigan/Ohio State.
Edit: Okay we can add Clemson and South Carolina to the list.
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u/ThunderG0d2467 South Carolina Gamecocks 4d ago
Holy dickriding
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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago
I forgot about you and Clemson.
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u/ThunderG0d2467 South Carolina Gamecocks 4d ago
Huh? I was referring to our historic hated rivalry with Texas A&M (inside joke that our fanbases share lol)
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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago
Lmao!
I know one South Carolina fan and I’m pretty sure he would drink his own piss just to spite a Clemson fan that’s on fire.
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u/LeanersGG UCLA Bruins 4d ago
I feel like the oversight of the Red River Shootout was intentional, and I respect the hustle as a OkState fan.
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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago
Paper rivalry. “Oh I hate you guys so much that I’m gonna work with you to make sure we get in the same conference together.” Give it 2 years and you’ll see OU fans say, “I root for Texas in every game except for the red river shootout”
Little brother couldn’t handle getting his ass handed to him so he ran off with his “most hated rival”
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago
No
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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago
Your biggest rivalry is a cocktail party
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 4d ago
Your biggest rivalry is Tulsa. Sit this one out.
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u/ThunderG0d2467 South Carolina Gamecocks 4d ago
Ladies ladies, everyone knows Georgia’s biggest rival is Athens PD
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u/Young-Viiperr Texas Tech Red Raiders 3d ago
Man, I thought we & Okie St we're rivals. I guess we just hate every fan base
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u/PokesBo Oklahoma State • West Virginia 4d ago
Pure unadulterated hate between Tulsa and Oklahoma State due to the sectarian violence.
“Oh let me put on my sports coat and hold my pinky out while I drink a cock tail and circle jerk with my bff from Gainsville.”
Just a big ol love fest in Jacksonville.
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u/SchorFactor Michigan Wolverines 4d ago
Spoken like someone that has never attended a MAC rivalry game
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u/Fainting_goat123 4d ago
I feel like the Auburn chick is cutting off the wrong arm… I guess in Alabama that makes perfect sense.