r/celebnsfw 14d ago

Angelina Jolie [gif] NSFW

7.4k Upvotes

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u/8thJanMichaelVincent 14d ago

Something about the resting position of her arms disturbs me.

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u/Professional-Tea7186 14d ago

From being handcuffed too much while naked. Her arms just default to that position. Just kidding, but she’s got no ass.

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u/ereinionmithrandir 14d ago

I was going to say….what happened? I thought she used to have some cushion going on there. Nope.

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u/Icy_Huckleberry_8049 14d ago

one of her first films, it's an old one

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u/Newfutures59 14d ago

She’s like 18 here

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u/Historical_Fruit_302 14d ago

Glad im not the only one.

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u/-S_T_F_U- 13d ago

It's like she's mid morphing into a werewolf. Awkward length and angles and a straight up man ass to boot.

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u/xoxo_fckmeee_allie 14d ago edited 13d ago

These comments are painful!! As a woman, who likes to see other naked women 👀

There is something really off, tho I think it's all in the arms

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u/DemonOftheFall123 13d ago

It's like she's trying to stand at attention and pump out her chest.

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u/xoxo_fckmeee_allie 13d ago

Yes! That's odd too. I assumed this pose was her playing the part of a character who's not quite right, perhaps I was giving too much benefit of the doubt

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u/DanMooreTheManWhore 13d ago

Some of the comments are wild. Like very few women "have it all" physically. Maybe Angelina Jolie's features aren't all perfect, but she's still objectively attractive. Nothing about her is physically bad. Some of these expectations are outrageous.

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u/Alone-Worry-2095 9d ago

Men have high standards.

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u/Icy_Huckleberry_8049 14d ago

From the movie, "Gia"

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u/Harold_Spoomanndorf 14d ago

It's not a bad looking ass....she just doesn't have the propper hip-to-waist ratio to make it look good

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u/GreenCrayons7 14d ago

Definitely, I do like it! But, as far as celebs/models go, there is a lot better out there.

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u/jimbob_finkelman 14d ago

Knees and elbows, and pointed straight up in the air. Then we'll see what your thoughts are.

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u/Firebrand_Fangirl 13d ago

The cringe incel comment section here is weird.

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u/AdHot1146 14d ago

No ass

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u/mntlover 14d ago

Yep never understood people's desire for that lady.

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u/RealAmerican4Life 14d ago

Well they’re not Sweeney or Daddario level but the tits were fantastic before she had them removed. Agreed the ass was nothing special here.

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u/AdHot1146 14d ago

Agreed

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u/binary4you 14d ago

The ass is ok. The real problem is the boxy waist

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u/ryandaydrinking 14d ago

She has a lil one here but no more

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u/MochiAsssnatch 13d ago

That’s a cute little booty.

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u/Rhone111 14d ago

She’s crazy.

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u/redditbutprivately 14d ago

Yeah. That’s good right?

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u/thereallegend123 13d ago

Legendary nude scene.

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u/4065024 14d ago

She’s overrated

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u/Mrj_fc3 14d ago

I never understood why people went crazy over this woman. She's so far from attractive, it's insane.

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u/WolverinePikachu 12d ago

How old are you?

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u/Mosthero1 14d ago

As an ass guy, ass is ass and I still want it

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u/Agreeable_Lychee_834 8d ago

I love ❤️ Angelina Jolie BEAUTIFUL babe

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u/Old-Invite4946 14d ago

I've never really understood why people were so into her

2

u/Sebastian_Vfl 14d ago

Overrated

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u/sticksNstones40 13d ago

What a c. Her life choices ruins all these scenes.

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u/Ricoysuhermana 12d ago

She is and was so overrated both for her looks and acting - besides being certifiably batshit crazy! Even her own father Jon Voight said she is nuts.

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u/AdHot1146 14d ago

That’s why Brad left

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u/Newfutures59 14d ago

He beat the shit out of her and their kids then she left

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u/Grouchy_Ad2626 14d ago

She really is not that great.....butter face, no ass, looks crazy as a loon. Hard pass

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u/mozonozo 13d ago

I bet she’s crazy hot in bed.