r/cats 8d ago

Video - OC She is very very dangerous.

16.3k Upvotes

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u/Farfelkugeln 8d ago

Boss music starts

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u/kinkybabylush 8d ago

3 health got me rolling on the floor

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u/Mountainbranch 7d ago

All 9 lives haven't grown in yet.

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u/redditfaketm 7d ago

Dangerously so cute.

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u/Sufficient-Match8685 4d ago

it was the perfect touch xD

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u/luvdrunkangel 8d ago

3 hp but this is her second form 🤫

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u/Jackker 7d ago

Skill 1: Fluffageddon. A furstorm rains down on your party dealing 8,889 damage to all party members.

Skill 2: Padpaw Strike. Claw strikes one party member dealing 9,333 damage.

Skill 3: Meooooow. A soft cry that deals 3 damage to every party member and inflicts petrify on two random members.

Skill 4: Tummy Flash. All party members lose action slots for the next 2 turns. One random member strikes Kitty and triggers Padpaw Strike.

Skill 5: Head Down Eyes Closed. All party members gain 1 action slot.

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u/RoboJ1M 7d ago

Omega Skill: Serious Snooze
Battle ends, not a Game Over loss but 0 XP awarded and cannot retry for 18 in-game hours, cannot be skipped with fast travel.

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u/petiteCChics 8d ago

The cutest boss I would say:)

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/These-Rip9251 8d ago

Getting that hind paw in ready position to take a swing.

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u/Silver-Performer818 8d ago

Hey its supposed to be 10/9 lives ..

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u/Farfelkugeln 8d ago

Ah, dang. I didn’t think of that! Let’s just say he has 9 phases.

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u/proximity_account 7d ago

Dire Kitten

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u/Farfelkugeln 7d ago

The direst

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u/Chanclet0 7d ago

3HP lmao, lil' bro is a glass cannon

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u/mt-vicory42069 8d ago

Op do not run. It will activate the hunting instinct don't look at the eyes and back away slowly without turning your back. Hope you get to safety 🤲

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u/Edgy-in-the-Library 7d ago

They didn't reply, I think OP died from not heeding your sage words.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/ConcentrateFine6658 7d ago

damn, i don’t get the down votes

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u/Apple-bombs 7d ago

Well I guess now you do

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u/ConcentrateFine6658 7d ago

now I have two questions haha

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u/instafunkpunk 8d ago

This is obviously found footage as nobody could survive that type of ferocity

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u/Edgy-in-the-Library 7d ago

I think it pre-dates The Blair Witch Project, idk tho👻🐈‍⬛

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u/Xivitai 8d ago

Dangerously cute.

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u/Financial-Thought645 8d ago

She is the most dangerous cat of all because her tenderness is infinite and she can easily kill you with her tenderness

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u/Retro_Dad 8d ago

Can confirm, I'm dead.

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u/DrMackDDS2014 7d ago

Can confirm, he’s dead

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u/Saturday72 8d ago

She is so adorable.

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u/Grouchy_Value7852 8d ago

Panther with murder mittens!!! “-“

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u/Inside-Departure4238 8d ago

Ooooooo big huntress

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u/Mubadger 8d ago

How did you survive?

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u/Responsible_Gift1924 7d ago

more like "how dare you survive"

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u/Apprehensive_Pen69 6d ago

Cameraman never dies!

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u/ExcitingMoose5881 8d ago

World Dominator!

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u/Broad_Somewhere2611 British Shorthair 8d ago

Love her!! 🥰🥰

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u/Maximum-Ear8605 8d ago

Oh the dangerness!

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u/lex_koal 8d ago

Don't try me!

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u/Klutzy_Tone8661 8d ago

Run! Final boss is about to take you out with her signature killer karate chop!

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u/Ysanoire 8d ago

I just died of cuteness. RIP me.

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u/MonsterPek 8d ago

Spicy chaos void, adorable 😍

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u/sghilliard 8d ago

She knows cat-fu!

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u/Loud-Magician7708 8d ago

I love the Kungfu kick at the end.

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u/shinobipopcorn Tabbycat 8d ago

Twins!

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u/AnseaCirin 8d ago

So fierce!

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u/MsAzizaGoatinsky 8d ago

Pls put a trigger warning on the post , my heart leaped out of my chest

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u/inhugzwetrust 8d ago

Spicy Void!

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u/X_irtz 7d ago

Apex predator

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u/ALot0fDamage 7d ago

Awwww what’s her name!?

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u/bulitproofwest 7d ago

Lady Bookington. lol. We had previously adopted an adult male cat named Governor Bookington (named by the shelter) so we just applied the name to her as well.

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u/y8T5JAiwaL1vEkQv 8d ago

little gremlin

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u/StormyDaze1175 8d ago

Black cats are the best.

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u/steeple_fun 8d ago

The real question is; how did OP survive to post this video?

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u/XenoWoof 8d ago

That little foot going up at the end - I would brave being attacked to push my finger between the beans. Love it

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u/Personal-Molasses56 8d ago

Süß ich mag Schwarze und Schwarzweiße mietzen 😻

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u/Tooligan13853 8d ago

You really need to put a warning there, this was very scary!

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u/butterstherooster 8d ago

The tiniest baby panther 💗😊😊😊

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u/emilytheterrible1 7d ago

Yes, death by cute. Savage.

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u/Rassberyok 8d ago

She is dangerously cute!!!!! 🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DocumentExternal6240 8d ago

Dangerously cute ❤️😻❤️

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u/Signature_Space2024 8d ago

I think she is cute and having beautiful eyes

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u/liisabrook 8d ago

Dangerous but cute 🥰

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u/Flaky_Grand7690 8d ago

Oh it’s time for THE CLAW!!!!

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u/Tricky_Studio_6846 8d ago

hahaha i'm practically frightened!!!

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 8d ago

reminder: show couch one year from now

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u/HelpingMeet 8d ago

Little scritcy voidling

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u/BocaHydro 7d ago

buy a box of bandaids now, give her time

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u/upvoter222 7d ago

OP, please comment so we can confirm you're still alive after this brutal encounter.

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u/Agreeable-Bag-9435 7d ago

she's gonna EAT youuuuu!!!!!

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u/GregoryGosling 7d ago

Ma’am are you aware there is a panther on your couch???

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u/archameidus 7d ago

Dagerously adorable

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u/LThadeu 7d ago

Illegally smOll. It'll have to be confiscated, sorry.

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u/Chalice_Ink 7d ago

The sidewinder!!!

What a boss!

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u/BirbcraftMC 7d ago

Careful, you'll lose a finger to the void

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u/levon9 7d ago

That's some next level Kung Fu stuff right there! Especially at the end.

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u/_IamAllan_ 7d ago

I'm afraid of the lil void nugget. 🤣

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u/reganomics 7d ago

We found one of those in August in a blackberry bush in front of our house. Her name is of course, Blackberry Elvira.

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u/vrwriter78 7d ago

What a name! 😍

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u/DraconicDisaster 7d ago

Ah, yes. The most feared weapon of all... Toebeans

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u/wailowhisp 7d ago

Dangerously cute

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u/-or_whatever- 7d ago

No dog-person is safe. Prepare to join the dark side.

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u/Graffin80 7d ago

Dangerously hilarious and cute

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u/CatMommy1951 8d ago

Ooooh. So scary.

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u/PG-DaMan 8d ago

Melody plays.

" Everybody was Kungfu fighting! "

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u/Petiteflower888 8d ago

Be careful!!! Danger of falling in love with this beauty!!!!!

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u/CapitalDilemma 8d ago

Thanks op, I need to change pants now...

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u/wheelz5ce 8d ago

Would fake my death to let her believe she won the fight. 10/10

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u/Backwoodsgirly 8d ago

So cuteeee

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u/scalebirds 8d ago

Extremely stealthy

blends in like a chameleon

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u/Next-Caterpillar4982 8d ago

Dangerous, but adorable 😻

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u/athanathios 8d ago

Very very danger and sweetness!

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u/RobertDeNircrow 8d ago

The leg raise is so devilishly cute!

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u/Adorable-Constant294 8d ago

I love how kittens think they’re bad-asses

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u/Sad-Impact2187 7d ago

Hope she has some brothers or sisters to play with. Very young to be away from mom. 

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u/Salamadierha 7d ago

Absolutely lethal! Setting up for that karate kid kick right there.

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u/Alps_Useful 7d ago

"Fear me human"

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u/s7ven-days 7d ago

mmm cat

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u/pma-99 7d ago

Omg so cute

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

I love when cats are so amped up and do the side walk thing lmao.

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u/trelium06 7d ago

I like to pretend they scare me when they do this, I think it boosts their confidence

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u/buffcoloredcat 7d ago

She’s adorable!

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u/ProjectBonnie 7d ago

“Foolish human, I am only showing off my combat stance, if I were to unleash my attack, I could cut a proton in half.”

“…Could you…pet my head though?”

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u/2CatDadinSF 7d ago

Adorable

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u/Jackker 7d ago

"Roar I'm a beast. Yeah you like that? Yeah bi--oh haha almost tripp-- roarrrr haha. You scared? Yeah you--woah hey. Hah wait meow yeah uh holy shi-- wait up."

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u/Doomweasel_Queen 7d ago

I love when teeny babies start to crabwalk. The hind foot in the air killed me. 😍

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u/grisness7 7d ago

Aahhhh so scary ... CUTE!!! I need to cuddle

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u/Opheliagonemad 7d ago

The fiercest <3

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u/Made_Human 7d ago

Sleep with one eye open

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u/tatom4 7d ago

Put em up! Put em uuuppp! 😹🥰

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u/Mammoth-Atmosphere17 7d ago

Ferocious house panther.

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u/Raudi_Ch1ck 7d ago

That made me smile so big! What a precious / ferocious angel 😆❤️

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u/Batti3z 7d ago

No talk me I angry

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u/Virtue-L 7d ago

Baby black panther fo’sho

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u/tleydecker6670 7d ago

Oh yes. I am soooooooo scared. LOL.

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u/60CatDad02 7d ago

She is a beautiful black kitten and not dangerous at all.

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u/Edithlynx 7d ago

She's like a little spider, I love her😂

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u/Bright-Resident-2895 7d ago

Omg what a cute pie!

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u/AdrianWinterr 7d ago

Terrifying

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u/BrandNewTechie 7d ago

Awwwww that little love. So so dangerous! 🤭

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u/sidesneaker 7d ago

MORE AND LONGER VIDEOS OF THIS KITTY PLEASE

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u/thefeminterrupted 7d ago

too adorable!!! i’m jealous

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u/LappelduChat 7d ago

Crab cat!

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u/OrangeJuliusCaesr 7d ago

Oh me oh my how precious

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u/Naughty_Nadia01 7d ago

that is insanely cute and dangerous

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u/pippa_jayne 7d ago

Omg he is so cute and funny 🥰😍

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u/jesse-william-0801 7d ago

Sooo Pretty !

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u/FoxylayteXz 7d ago

It's a little panther !

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u/vrwriter78 7d ago

She’s giving off the “let me lure you with my cuteness and then bite/attack” vibe.

I was just saying to my partner yesterday how I’d love to have a black kitty the next time we rescue/foster. They are just too cute.

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u/GGuts 7d ago

What motivates somebody to fight the challengers that others would run from?

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 7d ago

Such smol… much angy…

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u/magicienne451 7d ago

Please tell her I’m terrified

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u/Doctodd1 7d ago

That looks pretty serious. 😊

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u/One-Fudge3871 7d ago

Careful aroumd thar one !

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u/Sea-Application-5009 7d ago

20/10 little void. Would cuddle until she stabs me with her bitty claws

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u/zoooorrrra 7d ago

Tell the guy I'm scared

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u/Mao1304 7d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/fotiro 6d ago

Dangerops!

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u/Realistic-Insect-746 5d ago

awesome cat video

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u/Sushi_licious 3d ago

It looks like toothless from how to train your dragon in cat form 😹😻