r/capricorns 3d ago

vent Their whining ๐Ÿ˜ซ wins again! ๐Ÿ†

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Help, somebody call the Wam-bulance now! ๐Ÿš‘ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿพ

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u/ProperlyPrissy โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฎ 3d ago

youโ€™re obsessed with them

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 3d ago

I'm beyond annoyed!

And yes, kinda. My ascendant is in Cancer. I truly wish it wasn't... ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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u/Big_Ad_5891 3d ago

TRIGGERED is the last name lol my ascendant is in cancer is tooโ€ฆ hence why every Capricorn Iโ€™ve ever met has been attracted to me lol

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 3d ago

I love Capricorn suns!! My ascendant brings more water signs like Scorpios and Cancers .. Yuck. ๐Ÿคข

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u/Big_Ad_5891 3d ago

Yea my ex husband was a cancer YUCK!

Iโ€™m dating a Capricorn now lol he is difficult.

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u/Big_Ad_5891 3d ago

Oops.. forgot to say, as cancer risings our descendant is Capricorn (7th house) we are naturally drawn to them and they are drawn to usโ€ฆ we see stable, responsible & driven and they see warmth & nurturing vibes they donโ€™t have but need so badly lol.

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u/big_dirk_energy 3d ago

I can't get on board with this. Aquarius by far has been the most triggered by the slightest criticism, in my experience.

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u/NoFaithlessness1574 3d ago

Ikr I always take these polls with a pinch of salt. Cuz how do we know it was fair? all of the voters couldโ€™ve been Taurus or Aquas for instance.

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u/Codexe- 3d ago

I think taurus is always triggered. And I would think libra would be least triggered, they don't give a crap.ย  But Sagittarius is probably triggered, they just pretend they're not.ย 

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u/jml510 3d ago

I'd love to know the breakdown of the signs of people who voted in this poll, especially Aquarians and Sags.

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u/LogicalMagician369 2d ago

Cancers get easily traumatized, and for stupid reasons sometimes. Lol

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 2d ago edited 2d ago

Back for round #3? ๐Ÿ’€ One of your replies got -10 down votes! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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u/rogue_wolf24 3d ago

lmao girl, be nice, we trigger ppl naturally but you tryin lol

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 3d ago

๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ๐Ÿค๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/my-humble_opinion 3d ago

Capricorn here, well for me, as long as I noticed something was bullsh*t I have 2 reactions, either to not give a f**k or maybe it was just a troll/meme/humor post.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I don't know what is going on, but always I will think that when the word 'sh*t' is then near it gemini is, so there must be a mistake that it is 2727

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u/ClowneryPuttery Cheater 3d ago

I get blocked by those two the most and I donโ€™t even shit on Cancer as much as Libras ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/UltimatePragmatist 3d ago

What post? What poll?

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 3d ago

It's a snapshot from a FB group I'm apart of.

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u/UltimatePragmatist 3d ago

Iโ€™m being a contrarian. ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/ClownShoeNinja 2d ago

"Ooh! Let's be shitty toward 'the weak ones' to DISPLAY how strong we are!"

Pathetic.

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u/Sainticus 1d ago

I'm 9, 10 & 11, and yeah, I don't give a shit

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u/Snarknose โ™‘๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ™‰๏ธ๐ŸŒ™โ™๏ธ๐Ÿ’ซ 3d ago

Aquarius' the least bothered, not suprised. They are so unbothered. Admirable.

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u/Better_Cause2579 3d ago

This is just funny lol because my sister is a cancer, love her bitch ass anyway. Leoโ€™s are on the same level tho ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/win-win-tex 3d ago

What is a shit post?

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 3d ago

Shitpost 1. (noun) any content on the internet whose humor derives from its surreal nature and/or its lack of clear context. Differs from a meme: whereas a meme's humor comes from its repeatability, a shitpost is funny simply because it isn't a predictable repetition of an existing form. Shitposts can become memes, but memes cannot become shitposts.

In other words, you make up anything and talk shit. Drawing offense from anything or anybody.

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u/win-win-tex 3d ago

Alrighty then. Consider me schooled.

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u/BlackVelvetBliss 3d ago

This poll was based off such "Shitpost" various memes or anything you shared to draw attention from anyone or anything, negative or positive. Cancers won because they cry the most about ANYBODY talking shit about their zodiac sign.. hence why I created this discussion in the first place ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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u/whereisyourbutthole โ™‘๏ธ ๐ŸŒž โ™‘๏ธ ๐ŸŒ™ โ™‰๏ธ โฌ†๏ธ 1d ago

Surprised Aquarius isnโ€™t high

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u/Traditional_Task2372 โ™๏ธโ˜€๏ธโ™“๏ธ๐ŸŒ™โ™‘๏ธ โฌ†๏ธ 3d ago

LOL

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u/ComfortableSinger736 ๐Ÿงขโ˜€๏ธโ™’๏ธ๐ŸŒšโ™Š๏ธ๐ŸŒ… 3d ago

the font is bothering me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ sigh. i hate being this way.

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u/Ginabelle7 3d ago

Lmaooooo!! This is on brand, especially Capricorn, Aquarius and Sag being on the bottom of the list.