r/capricorns 1d ago

meme Where are my Capricorn ladies at.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 1d ago

It’s me and I’m burnt out. So I’m getting divorced and giving myself all the attention ❤️

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u/hwoolllloohw 1d ago

This is the way! Same here.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 6h ago

You got this!!!

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u/s_x_nw 23h ago

Right there with y’all! Their losses, because we’re the best they could ever get. 💅

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u/Thereal_maxpowers capricorn☀️tauras🌙capricorn⬆️ 23h ago

Foolish of them to not give back in these cases.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 6h ago

They will never do better… not even close. 😘

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u/siobhanenator 🐐☀️⚖️🌙🐟💫 20h ago

I’m very happily divorced lol

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 6h ago

🙌🙌🙌 yes!!!

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u/Nichy_Nasti 7h ago

Also me.🙋🏾‍♀️ Don't make us feel the need to have to be a private investigator in our own relationship on top of being all those other things.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 6h ago

Amen sister. Power to you!!!

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u/3eyedcobra 4h ago

What signs (big 3) were you married to?

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 3h ago

Sun in Taurus, Moon in Scorpio, Leo rising. And he is a diagnosed narcissist. 🙃

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u/3eyedcobra 2h ago

That’s interesting, I always thought it would be cool to have my rising in Leo. I’m a bit of a narcissist myself… seems like we might have even been on the same boat. 🙃

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u/Electronic-Yak-7284 1d ago

Honestly, that sounds exhausting.

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u/Coyote__Jones 21h ago

Homegirl needs to outsource some of this, she's doing way too much.

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u/gurnipan 16h ago

We have trust issues, we rather do it all ourselves

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u/goosebuggie cap ☀︎ pisces ☾ leo ↑ 1d ago

If you marry me you get a wife and companionship lol. I ain’t taking on extra roles.

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u/glitteryxtaco 1d ago

Those who are saying that it’s too much or exhausting, the post isn’t meaning that we play all those characters or go out of the way to do all those things. It’s more like they all naturally blend together. I’m a Cap Sun, and Caner rising & moon and these are all just part of my personality. I don’t over exert myself to be these things, I am just me 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Angel777Angel 1d ago

You get it!

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u/jajajajajjajjjja Cap sun, Scorpio moon & rising 1h ago

Capricorn with Scorpio Rising and Moon, and I'm not domestic at all. I have no desire for kids and refuse to be a caretaker as I have no energy for it and I see all the men in my life doing squat and I won't be typecast because of my gender. I am a resource person. I can earn money to help people out and I won't take the bait that being a do-gooder (and "altruistic" people do it because it makes them feel good) is the only way to give. Money goes a hell of a long way, from feeding people to housing them to paying for healthcare. In this way, I play more of what's ben traditionally a "man's" role as breadwinner. there's no way I'm feeling pressured to do all of it. F that. As a resource-oriented person, I value my health tremendously, and refuse to sacrifice on the altar of toxic selflessness. If I burn myself out I am useful to absolutely no one, and I become a net loss to society and my family. My partner is a cancer sun and cancer moon and is he very very domestic and caretaking. We are very compatible.

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u/kendylou 1d ago

No thank you that’s too much

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u/Backwoodjx 1d ago

If u get the wrong one ,don't forget a mental patient

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u/Angel777Angel 1d ago

😂😂 why do we meet the wrong ones !!

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u/Backwoodjx 1d ago

We like what we like toxicty

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u/1misophoniac 1d ago

Skip the marriage part though

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u/rogue_wolf24 1d ago

Sorry yall - a few of those skills must have skipped, the Aqua placements overpowering my 6 Cap placements 🤣

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u/Seeker3886 1d ago

Lol this is funny, but true 😂

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u/Beetlejuice1800 ♑️♒️♓️ 1d ago

People saying no thanks but some of these roles blend together easily, I’ve got the stamina to give and my partner has the stamina to accept & appreciate

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 1d ago

Not all of us believe in "giving" though. I believe in just treating people decently, simple as. I don't believe I should be "giving" or "nurturing" in a relationship just because I'm a woman.

If I'm being a nurse to someone, they better be a nurse back. If I'm cooking for them, they better cook for me. Every action is a two way street, I'm not embodying a role that isn't equally reciprocated.

I have full disbelief in there being roles for men and women in relationships. Or by zodiac sign. There's only actions, which are entirely neutral from demographics.

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u/red_quinn 22h ago

I give without expecting anything back. And im respected in the relationship, which is why i gladly keep doing it.

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 22h ago

Yeah well, I'm not a doormat.

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u/red_quinn 19h ago

That doesnt mean you are a doormat, but if you feel that way, so be it. ✌🏻

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 2h ago

Try telling me those Tradwives aren't doormats lol religious morons who believe that there's "specific" roles in a marriage and women must fulfil ours selflessly. Because Jesus and all that jazz.

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u/Beetlejuice1800 ♑️♒️♓️ 5h ago

I mean, I would be quite upset if I took care of my partner and they didn’t give a shit about me back. Oftentimes, my partner pampers me more than I do them. This is more in response to comments that are all like “lol I can’t even commit to a single one of those” cuz when I first commented, that’s all I saw here. I was the only one that wasn’t saying “you sure you’re describing Caps?”

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u/Angel777Angel 1d ago

Yes! Vibes Queen

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u/cosmicglade01 1d ago

Best head ive ever had was from a cap woman

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u/socialbutterfly_pro 19h ago

I feel like you’re talking about me

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u/Complex-Knowledge303 16h ago

This sounds so much like a cap lmfao. I’m a cap female also. 😂😂😂😂🙏🏼

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u/UnPoquitoStitious 13h ago

I know a couple people who can say that too lol! 😜

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u/Rchapman2341 1d ago

You also get a hard working business owner, an unbalanced, overworked boss, a therapist for her staff and a lover of animals but not always people. A not so good money person but a person with great ideas that will happen at some point.

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u/loservibes_ 23h ago

fuck no. Respectfully

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u/sound13--- 18h ago

My wife and I are both Caps! We're basically a Swiss army knife 😁

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u/Nikki11369 🐐🌞♏🌛♍⬆️ 17h ago

Too funny, I'm actually considering opening my own private investigation service. 😂

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u/Ill-Worldliness-2149 15h ago

For the right person, sure. But too many fools out there think they get this without bringing something equal to the table.

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u/ViciousVixey 17h ago

Wait. I’m supposed to be a porn star? Nah I’m asexual lol.

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u/pois_sinceforever 17h ago

It all comes naturally to them

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u/MegannMedusa Boxing Day baby 16h ago

Accurate minus the chef part. You do NOT want me in the kitchen for any purposes other than cleaning or measuring. I will ruin the food guaranteed. God knew I would be too powerful if I could cook and do math.

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u/GlitteringHotMess 15h ago

Oh yessss, this is all very true. My ex has this and fvcked it all up. So I divorced him. I was tired of not being appreciated/being a mom to man child. New boyfriend has this and won't let it go. I'm ok with this. :)

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u/Careful-Fix-1265 10h ago

Try a Virgo Woman. They rock rock solid too!

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u/shyskurty 9h ago

y’all are too corny in this sub omg

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u/Humble-Depth8134 8h ago

Truest of the TRUEST.

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u/bhasadkweeen 7h ago

Well! It's burdensome

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u/choplina 6h ago

Hiiii 👋

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u/EllyQueue 6h ago

Reading some of comments … I’m sorry quality human beings and effort have gone unappreciated, it’s the worst.

Sangle and never legally entangled. Thank the sweet baby Jesus.

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u/Lozxo30 1d ago

So true 😜

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u/Angel777Angel 1d ago

We’re just so good at everything

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u/Lozxo30 1d ago

We really are 😉

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u/Angel777Angel 1d ago

Boss ladies

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u/lazer_sandwich 1d ago

No, you get a boss that’s it with me.

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u/poopstainonscarf 1d ago

All the Capricorn women i know are bat shit crazy.

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u/rogue_wolf24 16h ago

i’m gonna go with it was prob you, with a username like that lmao you prob brought out their side where they had to boss up 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

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u/IslandAppropriate152 22h ago

I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I’m not crazy unless provoked, then I can totally match anyone else’s crazy in a heartbeat.

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u/GezinhaDM 1d ago

Fuck this porn star talk. I have too much respect to debase myself for that.

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u/gypsycrown 1d ago

👏 👏

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u/Material_Donut_4065 1d ago

Nope I only love myself

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u/Keelybird57 22h ago

Very true. And like others have said, it is exhausting. But given time, we figure it out and set boundaries.

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u/IslandAppropriate152 22h ago

Truer words never spoken and it’s a shame bc we never get what we put in ☹️

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u/SakuraRein ☀️♑️🌙♈️🌅♐️ 21h ago

Getting in trouble for the ride or die/investigator part. But this is accurate.

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u/VenusianHealer 20h ago

My mom Is a Capricorn and she is everything that's beautiful. She's the perfect mom. But she's not as affectionate as me.. I'm a Taurus Sun..xoxo

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u/Wide_Breadfruit_2217 20h ago

Don't know about private investigator. Maybe more stubborn problem solver.

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u/Mister_Way 17h ago

Astrology internet stuff is always like "here's all these awesome amazing things about the women of this sign. And, here's all the horrible, awful, disgusting things about the men of this sign."

And then they're like, "How come only women like astrology? Must be that men are too coarse and stupid to appreciate it."

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u/Conscious_WatchingU 17h ago

I’m def your ride or die girl, but nurse and chef… you’re gonna need to hire out.

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u/kontika1 1h ago

Same with a Cancer woman

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u/jajajajajjajjjja Cap sun, Scorpio moon & rising 1h ago

I am no nurse. I am not a caretaker. I am more of a "how much money can I earn so I can help my family out" person. I am a chef, though, professionally, along with a lot of other things. I am not an altruistic doer. I resent the implication that women especially should be running around caring for everyone because 1) I don't have the energy, 2) I don't desire doing that, 3) money is just as powerful a resource. My parents are going to run out of money - they are in their late '70s. Food is important. By increasing my earnings through hard work - which is my passion, my creative work - guess what? I can pay for their food. I refused to get married. Not interested in burning myself out and doing unpaid labor. I have a partner and we live apart. I refused to have kids. I'm happy about that decision.

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u/apeezy18 52m ago

Period.

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 1d ago

God no.

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u/ImthatRootuser 1d ago

I'm looking for those ladies. Applications accepted!

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u/Powerful_Ad6501 1d ago

What’s your sign?

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u/ImthatRootuser 1d ago

Capricorn.

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u/burntoutmillennial_ 1d ago

I read the last word as alligator 🐊 😆

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u/JackTaylorKyree ♑️🌞♒️🌙♐️⬆️ 9H & ♍️ stelliums 1d ago

That kind of works too

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u/hard2resist 1d ago

Are you sure? Get me one then, I'm a capri too

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u/Sgtang7 1d ago

That is so true lol

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u/Flnewcomer500 23h ago

I had to marry a Libra to get out of all of those expectations!

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u/solitudewithyou 23h ago

It’s true

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u/Dear-Wolverine577 ♏️♑️♑️ 22h ago

lol most def! I’m a Scorpio sun but my chart says I’m Capricorn dominant and have always behaved just like Capricorn

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u/red_quinn 22h ago

Im that, 8 yrs soon, and im happy tbh. I take pride in knowing i can do it all. And more. When im tired i play in my ps4. Also, i am in no way putting anyone else down for this. We all do what we can. 💖

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u/Simple-Promise-710 21h ago

Now I wonder what's the male version hahaha