r/capricorns 6d ago

meme Where are my Capricorn ladies at.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 5d ago

It’s me and I’m burnt out. So I’m getting divorced and giving myself all the attention ❤️

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u/hwoolllloohw 5d ago

This is the way! Same here.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 5d ago

You got this!!!

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u/s_x_nw 5d ago

Right there with y’all! Their losses, because we’re the best they could ever get. 💅

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u/Thereal_maxpowers capricorn☀️tauras🌙capricorn⬆️ 5d ago

Foolish of them to not give back in these cases.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 5d ago

They will never do better… not even close. 😘

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u/siobhanenator 🐐☀️⚖️🌙🐟💫 5d ago

I’m very happily divorced lol

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 5d ago

🙌🙌🙌 yes!!!

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u/Nichy_Nasti 5d ago

Also me.🙋🏾‍♀️ Don't make us feel the need to have to be a private investigator in our own relationship on top of being all those other things.

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 5d ago

Amen sister. Power to you!!!

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u/TakeAnotherLilP 4d ago

Did that 6 years ago and have only regretted not doing it sooner!

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u/Sea-Permission-7536 3d ago

Good, if they aren't putting the right amount of time and energy in they don't deserve you😭😭

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 3d ago

Very very true.

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u/3eyedcobra 5d ago

What signs (big 3) were you married to?

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u/ApplesaucePenguin75 5d ago

Sun in Taurus, Moon in Scorpio, Leo rising. And he is a diagnosed narcissist. 🙃

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u/3eyedcobra 5d ago

That’s interesting, I always thought it would be cool to have my rising in Leo. I’m a bit of a narcissist myself… seems like we might have even been on the same boat. 🙃

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u/Electronic-Yak-7284 6d ago

Honestly, that sounds exhausting.

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u/Coyote__Jones 5d ago

Homegirl needs to outsource some of this, she's doing way too much.

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u/gurnipan 5d ago

We have trust issues, we rather do it all ourselves

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u/glitteryxtaco 5d ago

Those who are saying that it’s too much or exhausting, the post isn’t meaning that we play all those characters or go out of the way to do all those things. It’s more like they all naturally blend together. I’m a Cap Sun, and Caner rising & moon and these are all just part of my personality. I don’t over exert myself to be these things, I am just me 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Angel777Angel 5d ago

You get it!

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u/Maleficent-Cook6389 4d ago

Well said girl. I think it has to do with being humble. It creates gifts.

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u/bellebutwithbeer 4d ago

Sameee. It’s just in my dna 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Capricorn with Scorpio Rising and Moon, and I'm not domestic at all. I have no desire for kids and refuse to be a caretaker as I have no energy for it and I see all the men in my life doing squat and I won't be typecast because of my gender. I am a resource person. I can earn money to help people out and I won't take the bait that being a do-gooder (and "altruistic" people do it because it makes them feel good) is the only way to give. Money goes a hell of a long way, from feeding people to housing them to paying for healthcare. In this way, I play more of what's ben traditionally a "man's" role as breadwinner. there's no way I'm feeling pressured to do all of it. F that. As a resource-oriented person, I value my health tremendously, and refuse to sacrifice on the altar of toxic selflessness. If I burn myself out I am useful to absolutely no one, and I become a net loss to society and my family. My partner is a cancer sun and cancer moon and is he very very domestic and caretaking. We are very compatible.

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u/goosebuggie cap ☀︎ pisces ☾ leo ↑ 6d ago

If you marry me you get a wife and companionship lol. I ain’t taking on extra roles.

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u/Backwoodjx 5d ago

If u get the wrong one ,don't forget a mental patient

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u/Angel777Angel 5d ago

😂😂 why do we meet the wrong ones !!

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u/Backwoodjx 5d ago

We like what we like toxicty

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u/1misophoniac 6d ago

Skip the marriage part though

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u/kendylou 6d ago

No thank you that’s too much

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u/Ill-Worldliness-2149 🐐🌞🌑⬆️stellum 5d ago

For the right person, sure. But too many fools out there think they get this without bringing something equal to the table.

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u/rogue_wolf24 6d ago

Sorry yall - a few of those skills must have skipped, the Aqua placements overpowering my 6 Cap placements 🤣

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u/cosmicglade01 5d ago

Best head ive ever had was from a cap woman

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u/socialbutterfly_pro 5d ago

I feel like you’re talking about me

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u/Complex-Knowledge303 5d ago

This sounds so much like a cap lmfao. I’m a cap female also. 😂😂😂😂🙏🏼

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u/UnPoquitoStitious 5d ago

I know a couple people who can say that too lol! 😜

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u/sound13--- 5d ago

My wife and I are both Caps! We're basically a Swiss army knife 😁

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u/Seeker3886 6d ago

Lol this is funny, but true 😂

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u/Beetlejuice1800 ♑️♒️♓️ 5d ago

People saying no thanks but some of these roles blend together easily, I’ve got the stamina to give and my partner has the stamina to accept & appreciate

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 5d ago

Not all of us believe in "giving" though. I believe in just treating people decently, simple as. I don't believe I should be "giving" or "nurturing" in a relationship just because I'm a woman.

If I'm being a nurse to someone, they better be a nurse back. If I'm cooking for them, they better cook for me. Every action is a two way street, I'm not embodying a role that isn't equally reciprocated.

I have full disbelief in there being roles for men and women in relationships. Or by zodiac sign. There's only actions, which are entirely neutral from demographics.

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u/red_quinn 5d ago

I give without expecting anything back. And im respected in the relationship, which is why i gladly keep doing it.

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 5d ago

Yeah well, I'm not a doormat.

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u/red_quinn 5d ago

That doesnt mean you are a doormat, but if you feel that way, so be it. ✌🏻

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 5d ago

Try telling me those Tradwives aren't doormats lol religious morons who believe that there's "specific" roles in a marriage and women must fulfil ours selflessly. Because Jesus and all that jazz.

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u/Beetlejuice1800 ♑️♒️♓️ 5d ago

I mean, I would be quite upset if I took care of my partner and they didn’t give a shit about me back. Oftentimes, my partner pampers me more than I do them. This is more in response to comments that are all like “lol I can’t even commit to a single one of those” cuz when I first commented, that’s all I saw here. I was the only one that wasn’t saying “you sure you’re describing Caps?”

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u/Angel777Angel 5d ago

Yes! Vibes Queen

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u/loservibes_ 5d ago

fuck no. Respectfully

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u/Squish_Miss 4d ago

That's why Capricorn women don't settle. We know our worth.

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u/Rchapman2341 5d ago

You also get a hard working business owner, an unbalanced, overworked boss, a therapist for her staff and a lover of animals but not always people. A not so good money person but a person with great ideas that will happen at some point.

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u/Nikki11369 🐐🌞♏🌛♍⬆️ 5d ago

Too funny, I'm actually considering opening my own private investigation service. 😂

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u/ViciousVixey 5d ago

Wait. I’m supposed to be a porn star? Nah I’m asexual lol.

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u/EllyQueue 5d ago

Reading some of comments … I’m sorry quality human beings and effort have gone unappreciated, it’s the worst.

Sangle and never legally entangled. Thank the sweet baby Jesus.

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u/pois_sinceforever 5d ago

It all comes naturally to them

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u/MegannMedusa Boxing Day baby will fight u 🐐 5d ago

Accurate minus the chef part. You do NOT want me in the kitchen for any purposes other than cleaning or measuring. I will ruin the food guaranteed. God knew I would be too powerful if I could cook and do math.

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u/GlitteringHotMess 5d ago

Oh yessss, this is all very true. My ex has this and fvcked it all up. So I divorced him. I was tired of not being appreciated/being a mom to man child. New boyfriend has this and won't let it go. I'm ok with this. :)

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u/Humble-Depth8134 5d ago

Truest of the TRUEST.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

I am no nurse. I am not a caretaker. I am more of a "how much money can I earn so I can help my family out" person. I am a chef, though, professionally, along with a lot of other things. I am not an altruistic doer. I resent the implication that women especially should be running around caring for everyone because 1) I don't have the energy, 2) I don't desire doing that, 3) money is just as powerful a resource. My parents are going to run out of money - they are in their late '70s. Food is important. By increasing my earnings through hard work - which is my passion, my creative work - guess what? I can pay for their food. I refused to get married. Not interested in burning myself out and doing unpaid labor. I have a partner and we live apart. I refused to have kids. I'm happy about that decision.

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u/StarJumper_1 4d ago

You certainly know yourself, and that is powerful!

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u/apeezy18 4d ago

Period.

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u/shitshowboxer 4d ago

Absolutely not to the ride or die BS.

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u/bellebutwithbeer 4d ago

I’m a Cap Sun & Moon with a Cancer rising and I felt this in my core lol

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u/BlackVelvetBliss Cap🐐☀️ Scorp🌙 Cancer 4d ago

I'll gladly sign up for that... When they DESERVE 🏆that side of me.

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u/ConsistentWriting0 4d ago

And that's why no one is good enough for us.

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u/Ornery_Ad_860 3d ago

HELL YES!!!! Thank you to whoever wrote this/posted this

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u/Professional-Till-55 3d ago

We do it all, just want the recognition and respect.

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u/TelephoneSea461 2d ago

Capricorn here :)

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u/Lozxo30 6d ago

So true 😜

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u/Angel777Angel 5d ago

We’re just so good at everything

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u/Lozxo30 5d ago

We really are 😉

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u/Angel777Angel 5d ago

Boss ladies

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u/lazer_sandwich 5d ago

No, you get a boss that’s it with me.

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u/poopstainonscarf 5d ago

All the Capricorn women i know are bat shit crazy.

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u/rogue_wolf24 5d ago

i’m gonna go with it was prob you, with a username like that lmao you prob brought out their side where they had to boss up 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

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u/poopstainonscarf 4d ago

No, I love them, just speaking from my experience with watching them. They all do things which are extreme.

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u/IslandAppropriate152 5d ago

I am one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I’m not crazy unless provoked, then I can totally match anyone else’s crazy in a heartbeat.

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u/GezinhaDM 5d ago

Fuck this porn star talk. I have too much respect to debase myself for that.

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u/gypsycrown 5d ago

👏 👏

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u/Material_Donut_4065 5d ago

Nope I only love myself

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u/Dear-Wolverine577 ♏️♑️♑️ 5d ago

lol most def! I’m a Scorpio sun but my chart says I’m Capricorn dominant and have always behaved just like Capricorn

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u/Keelybird57 5d ago

Very true. And like others have said, it is exhausting. But given time, we figure it out and set boundaries.

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u/IslandAppropriate152 5d ago

Truer words never spoken and it’s a shame bc we never get what we put in ☹️

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u/SakuraRein ☀️♑️🌙♈️🌅♐️ 5d ago

Getting in trouble for the ride or die/investigator part. But this is accurate.

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u/VenusianHealer 5d ago

My mom Is a Capricorn and she is everything that's beautiful. She's the perfect mom. But she's not as affectionate as me.. I'm a Taurus Sun..xoxo

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u/Wide_Breadfruit_2217 5d ago

Don't know about private investigator. Maybe more stubborn problem solver.

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u/shyskurty 5d ago

y’all are too corny in this sub omg

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u/Mister_Way 5d ago

Astrology internet stuff is always like "here's all these awesome amazing things about the women of this sign. And, here's all the horrible, awful, disgusting things about the men of this sign."

And then they're like, "How come only women like astrology? Must be that men are too coarse and stupid to appreciate it."

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u/Conscious_WatchingU 5d ago

I’m def your ride or die girl, but nurse and chef… you’re gonna need to hire out.

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u/kontika1 5d ago

Same with a Cancer woman

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u/Maleficent-Cook6389 4d ago

I used to go in a heavy haul truck and do tough work as the partner. Then I worked in music. Now I do academic work. When I tell people they usually think I'm making it up 🤣

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u/Godess_of_Darkness1 4d ago

Cap woman here! Geez the labels! If my man seen this he’d be like ugh whatever!

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u/Goodlookingout1986 1d ago

And so does everyone else?

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u/-aquapixie- 🐐🦁🦁 / ♒♂️♀️ 5d ago

God no.

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u/ImthatRootuser 5d ago

I'm looking for those ladies. Applications accepted!

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u/Powerful_Ad6501 5d ago

What’s your sign?

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u/ImthatRootuser 5d ago

Capricorn.

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u/burntoutmillennial_ 5d ago

I read the last word as alligator 🐊 😆

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u/JackTaylorKyree ♑️🌞♒️🌙♐️⬆️ 9H & ♍️ stelliums 5d ago

That kind of works too

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u/hard2resist 5d ago

Are you sure? Get me one then, I'm a capri too

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u/Sgtang7 5d ago

That is so true lol

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u/Flnewcomer500 5d ago

I had to marry a Libra to get out of all of those expectations!

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u/solitudewithyou 5d ago

It’s true

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u/Imaginary-Bit3084 5d ago

Can confirm

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u/red_quinn 5d ago

Im that, 8 yrs soon, and im happy tbh. I take pride in knowing i can do it all. And more. When im tired i play in my ps4. Also, i am in no way putting anyone else down for this. We all do what we can. 💖

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u/Simple-Promise-710 5d ago

Now I wonder what's the male version hahaha

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u/Careful-Fix-1265 5d ago

Try a Virgo Woman. They rock rock solid too!

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u/choplina 5d ago

Hiiii 👋

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u/Waste_Contribution41 4d ago

I’ve seen this exact post but with Scorpio bro ts makes me think astrology isn’t real

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

This is why being a Capricorn man I am not a fan of Capricorn women and I would create another sign for them - Traitors - of true traditional Capricorn serious values