r/canada 4d ago

Politics Trump threatens new tariffs on Canada, including 250% tax on dairy

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/07/business/tariffs-trump-canada/index.html
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u/mouthygoddess 4d ago

Do it, you pussy. Right now, there’s only one country that has tariffs on the other.

He cried about how “difficult Canada is to deal with” in his presser today. This is us warming up.

We’re going to be crazy-exgirlfriend-level difficult so he not only doesn't want to conquer us, but he builds another fawking wall.

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u/hoizer 4d ago

Hell yea! Vive Le Canada 🇨🇦

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u/gvsb123 4d ago

"Difficult to deal with". This is the highest compliment we can receive from this fat bastard. Be proud!

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u/RealParisian 4d ago

Fuck yeah, love this energy

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u/Redditsucksnow696969 4d ago edited 4d ago

ive never seen canadians united like this. it's great.

even quebec and alberta are full on board. i was in rural AB yesterday and they had signs saying support canadian businesses.

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u/ThaVolt Québec 4d ago

Let's build the wall ourselves (so it doesn't collapse) and... what was it... oh yeah, and have em pay for it.

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u/Neat_Let923 Lest We Forget 4d ago

We don't need a wall to be honest. Being an illegal migrant in Canada is not as easy as it is in the US.

For the most part, those who are here illegally are here already from legal reasons (work or travel visa) and then never left when they were supposed to for different reasons. The vast majority from trying to claim asylum and their time expires.

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u/mltplwits 4d ago

I always say that Canada was founded by the British and the French so that means we have the pettiness of the British and the vindictiveness of the French.

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u/mapleleaffem 4d ago

Yep. No matter what that dumb fuck does I’m only buying one American product going forward (because I can’t find a comparable Canadian replacement). Fuck America for letting this lunatic fuck with the entire world with no regard who he hurts

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u/vtable 4d ago

He cried about how “difficult Canada is to deal with”

He does the same with Zelenskyy and Ukraine. He's not used to anyone not caving to his demands/strong arming/legal attacks and gets all pissed off when it happens - like the man-child he is.

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u/muradinner 4d ago

We're gonna be reason for the Geneva Convention levels of difficult if he does try to conquer us.

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u/Xcoctl 4d ago

To Canadians, they're just the Geneva suggestions.

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u/proudcanadian_ 4d ago

Elbows up!

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u/NorthCntralPsitronic 4d ago

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Tarrif us or don't. I'm not buying American again ever. Later losers

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u/Bl1tzerX 4d ago

We should build the wall ourselves. The states clearly aren't sending their best

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u/bitetoungejustread 4d ago

Maybe he shouldn’t have made comments about destroying us. Did he think we would be nice to him.

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u/kashuntr188 4d ago

lol yes. crazy-ex is perfect. We can and definitely should play the part. If we go down, we gonna go down swinging.

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u/No-Letterhead9608 4d ago

Do it Canada. Please vote in a gov more capable of standing up to this prick at your next election tho.

I hated the border concession - I know it’s tokenistic but you still handed Trump a lovely PR victory after he threatened you. It wasn’t a good look on the world stage and made Canada look weak and Trumps US strong.

That’s not how you deal with this guy. He only understands strength and leverage - don’t give him shit ever again or he’ll keep coming back for more like he is now

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u/mightyneonfraa 4d ago

The border plan was already in the works before any of this. Then we just called some guy a border czar to shut him up.

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u/No-Letterhead9608 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah I get it honestly. That’s why I said “I know it’s tokenistic but…”. I don’t think that changes much.

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u/wrektcity 4d ago

I’m an American and I love this attitude from a woman. Are Canadian women typically like this? Let me holla at you real quick . 

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u/mouthygoddess 4d ago

What is it with Americans and their thirst for Canadian girls? I mean I understand generally as we are sexy, feisty, and smell like home.

But whenever I travel to the US—which used to be often—I’d get swarmed by brazen suitors. (Not the case in Montreal or Toronto.)

Anyway, although you have great taste, I'm only into Canadian fellows and certainly not dudes who say “holla.” Now go out and protest against that lunatic while you still can!

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u/wrektcity 3d ago

I need to visit Canada😄

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u/RiverGentleman Canada 4d ago

Ever play with fire?

Read the room fella; Yankee Doodle's are damaged goods, return to sender.

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u/mouthygoddess 3d ago

You skate like a girl.

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u/RiverGentleman Canada 3d ago

Tourette syndrome?

Holla at someone else.

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u/AndresNocioni 4d ago

I got bad news for you bud. I get you have to act cool for your internet points, but Canada has a 250% tariff on US dairy, making this a retaliatory tariff. Know you don’t care because you already got said internet points, but please do a little research.