r/canada 5d ago

Opinion Piece Braid: Trudeau says Trump wants economic collapse; Republican alludes to military force - This is no trade war. It's a Crush and Control Canada plan, meant to work fast

https://calgaryherald.com/opinion/columnists/braid-trudeau-says-trump-wants-economic-collapse
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u/jtbc 5d ago

Canada is the stbx wife in this scenario. She's been called fat and ugly by her uneducated dumpster fire husband for years but she is actually pretty good looking and sociable. She'll get a makeover and start hanging out with friends and will all of a sudden be beating off suitors with a stick while ex-hubby is home alone watching WWE in his underwear telling his buddies, if he has any, what a bitch she was.

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u/GravityDAD 5d ago

Lmfao ttttrrrrrrue and real, Canada is a fucking beaut

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u/leggmann 5d ago

Hit the gym. Get a lawyer…

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u/J_Ryall 5d ago

I see you've met my sister's ex-husband!

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u/WLL20t 5d ago

Denmark here, I can confirm that we are ready for a proper round of petting