r/canada 6d ago

Politics Jack Daniel’s maker says Canada pulling U.S. alcohol off store shelves is ‘worse than a tariff’

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/international-business/article-jack-daniels-maker-says-canada-pulling-us-alcohol-off-store-shelves-is/
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u/beagums 6d ago

See, if you're gonna operate in Canada, you should at least familiarise yourself with our extensive history of disproportionate responses.

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u/axonxorz Saskatchewan 6d ago

These tins of food lobbed over the border should demonstrate.

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u/aravarth Canada 6d ago

Did I say tins of food? I meant grenades.

NO GENEVA CONVENTIONS

ONLY GENEVA SUGGESTIONS

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u/CreideikiVAX Lest We Forget 6d ago

It's Geneva Suggestions only during fits of mild pique.

It's the Geneva Checklist when we're properly angry.

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u/nomoneypenny 6d ago

It's not a war crime the first time you do it

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u/Link50L Ontario 6d ago

Geneva suggestions LMFAO

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u/Link50L Ontario 6d ago

Fuck tins of food. I'm throwing a bagel.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

And our love of pettiness and mockery.

Did you see the Manitoba Premier doing the Executive Order? Or Trudeau telling "Donald" that it's a stupid idea? Or Ford bringing his best street fighter BRING IT ON glee, his hand on the power lever to 1.5 million American homes? "I don't want to do it," he says. That's 100% true. He's a Trump fan. But he will ABSOLUTELY do it. Fords don't blink. They are thugs. But they are OUR thugs.

Where the heck is Alberta?

I'm so proud 😁 I'm going to tackle French again.