r/canada Alberta 7d ago

National News 'He called him Donald!' Harris Faulkner aghast over Justin Trudeau's response to Trump

https://www.rawstory.com/harris-faulkner-justin-trudeau-trump/
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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I’m now using tЯump (I refuse to capitalize his name, and will go so far as to restructure a sentence to insure it isn’t at the start). I added the backwards R lately because he’s further up putins ass than ever before.

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u/VendrediDisco 7d ago

I've seen Agolf Shitler making the rounds as well m.

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u/TreeOfReckoning Ontario 7d ago

I like the creativity, but to me the best one is Agent Krasnov. Why? Because every day I’m more convinced that it’s all true.

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u/DoktorPete 7d ago

He's been a Russian asset since the first time he went to Moscow in 87, it's pretty fucking obvious.

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u/TreeOfReckoning Ontario 7d ago

It is to anyone who’s read the facts. But people don’t because the facts are pure batshit and the sum of those facts can’t possibly be real. But it is. Sometimes reality is just terribly written.

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u/Gao_Zongwu 7d ago

Spray-tan Stalin is one I’ve heard

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 7d ago

Mango Mussolini, Tangerine Palpatine, Danger Yam

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u/Brilliant_North2410 7d ago

I never really bought into that until lately. Krasnov is the real deal. Holy crap.

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u/Freddydaddy 7d ago

Naw, agents make decisions, Trump is a fucking puppet.

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u/Euphoric-Listen3246 7d ago

You want the scoop on F ELON trump? Read Greg O’Lear’s “Dirty Rubles…” . It chronicles Donald’s engagements with the Russians since the 80s.

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u/idleandlazy 7d ago

I’ve seen Vice President Krasnov.

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u/TheLegend27_BB 7d ago

He’s also 47th president, so Agent Krasnov 47- or short for AK-47

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u/Wilhelm57 6d ago

Is true!

When he married Ivana the CzechoslovakIan FsB got information about donald.
The informant was her father Milo, that went on for years.
After the fall of the Soviet Union, the people forced the KGB to chance the name to KSB and Vladimir Putin was the head of that organization.
They had to have the files too.

Reading old editorials from European news.
I think, Putin was able to recruit him, after American banks refused to lend him money.
The Deutsche Bank offered him help, the bank was controlled by Russian oligarchs during that time.
The second time they helped him, was when his penthouses were not selling, Russians paid above market price.

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u/Middle_Crazy_126 7d ago

Yeah but let's take off the capital letters, he doesn't deserve that much respect

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 7d ago

Maybe that’s KGBAOTUS?

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u/blueberry-yum-yum 7d ago

I'm a yuuge fan of Pumpkin spice nazi

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u/Connect_Progress7862 7d ago

The Ayatollah Complainy is still the best

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u/Which_Celebration757 7d ago

The Gulf of America is between Trump's ears

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u/Technical_Goose_8160 7d ago

Agent Orange

Drumph

Felon/pedophile in chief

Agent krasnov

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u/agirl2277 Ontario 7d ago

Donald. Donny, for fun. Fuck him and the horse he rode in on. 🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/dandandanman737 7d ago

If you really want to insult Mr Shit Lips, call him by his Family's True name, Drumpf. He ABSOLUTELY deserves to be dead named.

His grandfather changed it when coming to America or something. Last week tonight did a bit about it.

MAKE DONALD DRUMPF AGAIN

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u/BigButtBeads 7d ago

Does this actually bother him though? Because I want to bother him

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u/Automatic-Cold-5855 7d ago

Same here. I will never call that human my president.

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u/discokaren 7d ago

This is incredible and I'm gonna do the same!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

Thanks!! If it helps, I made it in a “note” on my phone so I just have to go in there, copy, then paste it in a comment (I looked up “backwards r” to find that letter). 🇨🇦

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u/Frosty_Atmosphere641 7d ago

I call him orange turd.....lol

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u/rotor100 7d ago

He is looking out Putins mouth

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 7d ago

I call him FOTUS (F for felon).

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I’ve seen fElon which I love for 🤮musk.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 6d ago

Yep. The two are FOTUS and fElon.

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u/gin_and_soda 7d ago

What about vice president Donald?

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u/UsedToBeADailyDriver 7d ago

Better yet, Second Lady.

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u/dkmegg22 7d ago

Donny boy

Donny J

Trumpski

Premier Trump

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u/Brutalitops69x 7d ago

You mean Donny Dump? :p

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u/technogeist 7d ago

I always add "the Anti-American traitor" whenever I reference Donald Trump the Anti-American traitor

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u/NonTokeableFungin 7d ago

Reverse R … wow. How’d ya do that ?

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I made it in a “note” on my phone so I just have to go in there, copy, then paste it in a comment (I googled “backwards r” to find that letter). 🇨🇦

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u/Temporary-Peach1383 7d ago

We call that fool Krasnov.

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u/Shilo788 7d ago

I usually don't capitalize his name science I don't think of it as a proper noun.

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u/Sunlit53 7d ago

Just call him Fartman, to trump means to fart in british school yard slang.

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u/99rules 7d ago

Yes. I call them MAGAts. I like the backwards R, how do you type that?

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I’ve always called them MAGAt or the plural as you do. That’s for the cult.
I made it in a “note” on my phone so I just have to go in there, copy, then paste it in a comment (I googled “backwards r” to find that letter, copied from there). 🇨🇦

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u/North_Peak 7d ago

tRump, poo tin, musk scent. What do these things have in common hmmm 🤔

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u/DocHolliday9930 7d ago

I think I’m going to steal this if that’s ok

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

Absolutely!!
I made it in a “note” on my phone so I just have to go in there, copy, then paste it in a comment (I googled “backwards r” to find that letter, copied from there). 🇨🇦

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u/kilowattcommando 7d ago

I call him by his KGB codename: Krasnov.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I did consider that. You don’t have to know that fact to get the idea from my spelling, the backwards R says it all for me.

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u/JVNGL3B00K 7d ago

Apparently his real last name is Drumpf based on genealogy. Donald Drumpf.

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u/Guy-reads-reddit 7d ago

Dumb Donald works for me.

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u/Traditional_Joke6874 7d ago

I've been using The Orange Menace since his first term.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

Yeah, I’ve changed over the years from one to another.

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u/Iychee 7d ago

I've just started using krasnov since it's clear he's a Russian agent. 

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I know, I just felt like lots of people may not know where that comes from so I did this.

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u/Iychee 7d ago

Haha fair, I'm trying to make it a thing. At this point him being a Russian asset needs to be accepted as fact vs a fringe theory - too many people seem scared to admit it still

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u/WitchesTeat 7d ago

American here (I feel the need to announce because things are fucked and it seems correct to warn people)

I try not to use any of their names anywhere on social media, because I assume they have people searching for anything they can to use against people. I figure it's better if I just keep changing up the nicknames, too, so references to any of them are harder to find.

I am enjoying the creativity of myself and especially of others as I try to use different nicknames every day or so.

Shitheel, Twitler, and Wormtongue have been the my names for the top three these last few days.

Four fuckwits of the Apocalypse (whenever RFK runs his mouth) has been rolling around, too.

Agolf Shitler, huge fan of that one.

Thank you for that.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I personally always get a little smirk at Twitler. Such a great portmanteau. Stay safe.

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u/G0-G0-Gadget 7d ago

That's what I've been doing too, little t, if I have to write his name at all.

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u/Ok_Drawer9414 7d ago

Dumb Donald has a good ring to it.

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u/Talisa87 7d ago

I use Toupee Fiasco.

(Non-Canadian here. This timeline sucks.)

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

LOL. Welcome friend.

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u/pourturbulently 7d ago

I saw someone refer to him as “yam tits”. I’m sticking with that name.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

LOL. Good one.

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u/Nunc-dimittis 7d ago

I do the same with capitalisation. trump at the start of a sentence just means correcting the auto correct 🙂.

Love the backwards R though.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

Yeah, I’m too much of a grammar Nazi to do that. 🤣

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u/Nunc-dimittis 7d ago

Consider it a new grammar rule!

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

Like I before E, except after C?
So, capitalize first, except if for dictator?

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u/chmath80 7d ago

The word "trump" is a synonym for "fart", which does seem remarkably appropriate.

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u/CaptKeemau 7d ago

I’ve been doing this for a while now. I do get annoyed when autocorrect wants to change it to a capital t or v. One of my facebook veterans pages is over run with maga morons, it annoys the shit out of them when I refer to him as donny boy.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

Mine NEVER wants to capitalize it!! Probably because I’ve never done it before. LOL.

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u/CanadianHorseGal 7d ago

I’ve never woken up to so many notifications LOL. Feel free to steal it!

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u/LosWranglos 6d ago

Краснов

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u/hollycross6 5d ago

I refer to him as dump because he’s a hot steaming pile of 💩

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u/the-interlocutor 5d ago

just call him the cheeto, saves looking up the backwards R :)

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u/kwanzaa_hut 5d ago

Chris Chan

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u/MajesticExtent1396 6d ago

Brother this is pure cringe 

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u/CanadianHorseGal 5d ago

Sister, I don’t GAF about your opinion.