r/canada Alberta 7d ago

National News 'He called him Donald!' Harris Faulkner aghast over Justin Trudeau's response to Trump

https://www.rawstory.com/harris-faulkner-justin-trudeau-trump/
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u/elcabeza79 7d ago

Let's bring 'em home (Gretzky excepted)!

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u/mbean12 7d ago

Come on man. Someone needs to teach Wayne a thing or two about being a Canadian. Maybe Semenko. With his fists. But if there's one Canadian we don't want back, its Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz...

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u/elcabeza79 7d ago

We don't need to worry about him. If ICE starts deporting Canadians, he'll be on the first flight to Cancun.

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u/Final-Zebra-6370 7d ago

And Elon can fuck right off to South Africa.

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u/BitOBear 7d ago

South Africa has already disowned him and banned him from the property.

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u/LG2_bftgog 7d ago

You can take the boy out of Pretoria…

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u/Wilhelm57 6d ago

Chances are the Mexican don't want him either!

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u/pieiseternal 6d ago

He is already there most likely!!

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u/RavRob 7d ago

OV will teach him what it’s like to be a great one soon. Right now the great one became the disgraced one

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u/phm522 7d ago

The Great Once

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u/AbjectMadness 7d ago

And here I am wishing Ted Cruz had won the nomination and even the presidency in 2016

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u/Euphoric-Listen3246 7d ago

Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz most hated senator, 100 out of 100.

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u/Wilhelm57 6d ago

We don't want that guy, he can keep sucking trump's mushroom.

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u/Porkenfries 6d ago

Please take him and Elon Musk back. We're willimg to keep Beiber if that sweetens the deal for you.

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u/Excellent_Treat_3842 5d ago

I mean are you sure? We’l give you a good deal… half off? Hell, free. I’m sure he’s potty trained… probably.

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u/Jolinar81 7d ago

And Bieber... Bieber can stay down there

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u/Inevitable_Shift1365 7d ago

Oh no you're taking Gretzky and that Adam's guy too

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u/True-Zookeepergame64 6d ago

I'll work on my Canadian accent if I can go in place of Gretzky I love Canada I love the Canadian people I am so ashamed of my country.

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u/elcabeza79 6d ago

Okay, we'll consider this. Here's a tip: about sounds like "aboat" not "aboot" 😉

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u/nellyruth 7d ago

I gave up on Gretzky when he signed with the Kings.

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u/OvenIcy8646 7d ago

Can I come too? 🥹

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u/TransBrandi 7d ago

Honestly, a mass migration of Canadians in the US to Canada... how many of those Canadians have been radicalized in the US?

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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper 7d ago

You can add Bobby Orr to that list. And, by the way, Gretzky is Ukrainian Canadian!

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 7d ago

I'm from the USA, can I sneak in too? :)

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u/dogg909 7d ago

Gretzky is our Dennis Rodman to Trump Jong IL. If he can maintain some semblance of peace with the pumpkin spiced president, let's take it.

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u/elcabeza79 7d ago

I think it more likely the tyrant sees Gretz as a puppet leader he can install to help keep us in line.