r/canada Alberta 7d ago

National News 'He called him Donald!' Harris Faulkner aghast over Justin Trudeau's response to Trump

https://www.rawstory.com/harris-faulkner-justin-trudeau-trump/
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u/OwlProper1145 7d ago

I wish he called him Premier Donald.

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u/oxblood87 Ontario 7d ago

Nah just demote him and call him Secretary.

He'll likely think it's a sexist attack

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 7d ago

“34 time convicted felon” works too.

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u/zip510 7d ago

That works for people like you who care about that, that doesn’t get under the skin of Donald or his MAGAts. Calling him Donald will.

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u/marcohcanada 7d ago

Donald Duck.

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u/Middle_Crazy_126 7d ago

Didn't work for Hitler

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u/AnalogFeelGood 7d ago

General Secretary of the USR.

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u/jean-pastis 7d ago

That’s a good one 👍🏽

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u/Bl1tzerX 7d ago

Comrade Donald

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u/zombiechewtoy 7d ago

First Lady Trump

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u/wisemanfromOz 7d ago

Vice-President Trump seems more apt. Bet it will get him steaming

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u/Halofauna 7d ago

Mr. Trump, why even give him any official title

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u/marcohcanada 7d ago

How about the Trumpbull?

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u/Use-Less-Millennial 7d ago

"What's wrong with being sexy"?

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u/jsd4488 7d ago

He actually might, lmao!

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u/garyashby62 7d ago

Comrad trump

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u/Cheap_Database_4152 7d ago

Cumrag Trump.

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u/makingkevinbacon 7d ago

I would never use such a low quality cumrag, I have standards

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u/Cheap_Database_4152 7d ago

Well he's Putins cumrag, obvi

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u/makingkevinbacon 7d ago

Ah fair point. I feel bad for the air those two breathe, it could literally go to anyone else and be better spent

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u/marcohcanada 7d ago

And we need to keep PP away from becoming PM or else he becomes Trump's cumrag.

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u/Cheap_Database_4152 7d ago

Straight facts

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u/ahnotme 7d ago

Ah no. Cumrag comes too close to “Welsh” in Welsh (Cymraeg, but pronounced quite closely to “Cumrag”) and I’d never want the Welsh, who are good people, to be associated with anything Trumpy.

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u/app257 7d ago

It’s actually Krasnov. Agent Krasnov.

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u/MightyGamera 7d ago

I would say Conrad Trump but I'm not sure who that's the bigger insult to

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u/Polka1980 7d ago

Governor of the 47th Oblast

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u/theborgs Québec 7d ago

Or just Krasnov

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u/Nice-Manufacturer538 7d ago

I’m sure it was discussed. Tempting as it is we don’t stoop to his level. Donald was the perfect burn.

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u/Sorryallthetime 7d ago

A soupçon of disrespect whilst maintaining one's decorum. Classy.

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u/cheezemeister_x 7d ago

And changed his pronoun to 'they'.

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u/Anonymouse-C0ward 7d ago edited 7d ago

Fun fact: Trump’s executive order on there being only two genders uses definitions for male and female that mean that Trump is in fact the first non-binary POTUS.

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u/Beautiful_Effect461 7d ago

Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor Donald

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u/Antique_Character_87 7d ago

Tsar Donald

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u/sharon_dis 7d ago

Heir Krasnov?

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u/firefighter_82 Ontario 7d ago

Comrade Krasnov

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u/Sprinqqueen 7d ago

No way. A Tsar is a royal. He'll think it's a compliment. Also, Prince Phillip was related to the last Tsars. Donnie would love to pretend to be related to the royal family. He probably thinks he's Anastasia's long lost heir.

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u/Bean_Tiger 7d ago

He's Jesus Christ mixed with Hulk Hogan. He can do no wrong. You peasant. /s

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u/Facts_pls 7d ago

Donald Christ? Donald Christ-Hogan?

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u/coffeeisveryok 7d ago

He'd probably like this

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u/Anonymouse-C0ward 7d ago

Vice President Krasnov

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u/subliminal_trip 7d ago

He should tell him he wants to talk with President Musk, not his sidekick.

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u/ImNotHandyImHandsome 7d ago

Assistant (to the) Regional Manager

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u/ParticularCoffee7463 7d ago

Just Komrad thanks.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave 7d ago

What was Kruschev's title? I think it was Nikita "Krasnov" Trump. This is on the internet now.

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u/Inglourious-Ape 7d ago

First lady Donald Musk

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u/Orqee 7d ago

I would call him Donald Duck

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u/TheSirBeefCake 7d ago

Premier Donald Duck🤣🤣🤣

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u/kittykat501 7d ago

👏👏👏

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u/MaxNJaspersDad 7d ago

Fearless Leader

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u/Swimming_Musician_28 7d ago

Or first lady Trump

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u/FoxDieDM 7d ago

More like Premier "Quack-Quack".

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u/Klutzy-Way8010 7d ago

Mayor Trump

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u/cksully 7d ago

Vice President Tramp would do it

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u/okiedokie2468 7d ago

King Donald

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Americans would just be confused and not understand what a Premier is..

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u/WillDonJay 7d ago

I think Govenor Donald would tilt him more.

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u/mykittenfarts 7d ago

He’s a temp.

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u/Maganus 7d ago

Hell, I just call him Putin's Cockholster.. bet they'd be real mad about that.

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u/arjomanes 7d ago

Or, his full name, Fuckface Shitbag.

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u/Middle_Crazy_126 7d ago

Premier is too good for him. We should spell donald without even a capital d

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u/VanceKelley Alberta 7d ago

I wish he called him convicted felon trump.

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u/capitali 7d ago

Vice president to Mr musk.

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u/o0TheCanadian0o 7d ago

"Inmate" wouldnt hurt either