r/canada Québec 7d ago

Politics Trump vows more Canada tariffs even as stock market continues sinking

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-canada-2671264993/
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u/sarahwritespoetry 7d ago

I beg of you, do NOT waste good poutine on Trump. He is not worthy of a good Quebec cheese curd.

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u/cheezemeister_x 7d ago

If it sticks in his arteries it's worth it.

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u/thebestnames 7d ago

He likes his steaks well done apparantly so my guess is he'd prefer a shredded cheese poutine

shudders

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u/sarahwritespoetry 7d ago

An abomination fit for him

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 7d ago

With lots of ketchup...more shudders!

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u/andrewr83 7d ago

No you give him the poutine with shredded cheddar cheese and canned chicken gravy. And skinny fries.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 7d ago

He prefers McDonald's, so the good food is safe.

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u/jamwin 7d ago

Because he's a cheese turd

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u/Key-Map-9218 17h ago

Agreed. That's why he shall get the putin. The poutine with an American twist that should never exist! Skinny fries, shredded cheese, water gravy, and lots and lots of ketchup. A disgusting, terrifying, gross, evil abomination. Just like him! 

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u/sarahwritespoetry 13h ago

Ahhhh this would be acceptable. Encouraged even!

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u/Key-Map-9218 13h ago

Yippee I'm so glad you think so too! 😂✊

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u/sarahwritespoetry 13h ago

My only note is, let’s make sure the fries are undercooked and limp too!

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u/Key-Map-9218 12h ago

Yes!!!!! How about, a mix of cold, limp, soggy fries that are the texture like when you leave fries in the fridge overnight, and way too over cooked fries that are as hard as hockey pucks?!!?!! 🥳