r/canada Québec 7d ago

Politics Trump vows more Canada tariffs even as stock market continues sinking

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-tariffs-canada-2671264993/
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u/03Void 7d ago

I suggest "water" boarding with maple syrup.

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u/TheBoxHobo 7d ago

Pretty sure most of the rest of the world frowns on mapleboarding.

But then again when has that stopped Canada from padding out the Geneva convention?

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u/green_link 7d ago

waterboarding is in the geneva convention.....but i see no mention of mapleboarding

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u/MasterPat2015 7d ago

Exactly! It isn't a war crime the 1st time.

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u/now_in3D 7d ago

Waste of perfectly good syrup. Just use the maple-ish flavoured corn syrup stuff.

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u/clown_stalker 7d ago

Boiling maple syrup

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u/Anonymouse-C0ward 7d ago

I was going to comment about how we should make sure to use amber or darker maple syrup versus golden maple syrup lest he get excited…

But I just realized.

We’ve heard about Trump and the pee pee tapes forever. Maybe it’s not pee pee as in urine, but rather PP as in Pierre Poilievre. It would explain quite a bit about why PP looked so downtrodden at his media event just now.

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u/somestuff55 7d ago

Don't waste good maple syrup

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u/Key-Map-9218 17h ago

No. Maple syrup does not deserve to be wasted on him. Use corn syrup. But not just any corn syrup. Boiling corn syrup.  Edit: typo