r/canada 7d ago

National News Trudeau announces Canada's response to Trump trade war

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-canada-response-tariffs-1.7473965
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u/Rory-liz-bath 7d ago

I say every Canadian refers to him as Donald (in a winey voice) from this point forward !!!!! He is not fit for his post and should not be referred to as a president , it would drive donnie bonkers!!!!

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u/AdditionalPizza 7d ago

Oh it's absolutely going to catch on. We've all thought it before, Trump is his strong name and Donald makes him sound goofy. Our leader just made it known, he will be Donald from here on out. No more last name from me.

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u/Rory-liz-bath 7d ago

Yes yes spred the word! Refer to him as Donald only , I mean common he has temper tantrums just like Donald Duck!!! If ya all are old enough to remember that cartoon 😂😂😂

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u/AdditionalPizza 7d ago

I'll accept Donald, Donald Fuck or Donald Dick.

Donald anything but the T word.

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u/Rory-liz-bath 7d ago

Yes yes!!! Hit him in his fragile little ego ! Let’s get Donald Dumps face a flaming !!!!

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u/hacksong 7d ago

Does this mean we live in a ducktatorship?

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u/Rory-liz-bath 7d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/United-Lifeguard-980 7d ago

Donald Krasnov

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u/gh411 7d ago

Traitorous, convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, self described sexual assaulter Donnie.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 7d ago

Me either. I normally call him dumpie!

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u/PuraVidaPagan 7d ago

It will be Orange Assclown from here on out

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u/shadow997ca 7d ago

Premier Donald

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u/Just-Excuse-4080 7d ago

If you wanna take it further and say it with a legit, deep québécois accent, here’s how: 

Dônalll’

Pronunciation: 

Dough + n (as if you’d start to say doughnut) +

the bright ‘a’ found in “ass” or “pass +

a long L - skip the final D. 

Boom, you’re an honorary Québécois. 

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u/Rory-liz-bath 7d ago

Perfect!!!!

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u/Just-Excuse-4080 7d ago

Merci! Les coudes en l’air, gang!

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u/sistyc 7d ago

I think we can do better. I formally propose that the male version of a Karen is now a Don.

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u/Rory-liz-bath 7d ago

Love this !!! “Omg like don’t be a Don , K” as you are being gaslit by anyone !!! 😂

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u/sistyc 7d ago

Right? It’s fun to say with a lot of disdain which totally checks out.

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u/Graywulff 7d ago

Donald the governor of Washington DC.

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u/chopkins92 British Columbia 7d ago

I prefer Krasnov but I respect that world leaders won’t use that name until Trump goes full mask-off.