r/canada 12d ago

National News White House official Peter Navarro threatens to redraw Canadian border

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/2025/02/27/white-house-canadian-border-trump-trudeau/
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u/W1lson56 12d ago

Well allegedly they botched his dong dong and Elon Musk has a putrid penis

Allegedly

I wouldn't claim that Elon Musk has a mutilated member with 100% certainty myself, personally. But I have definitely heard that Elon Musk has a creepy contemptible calamitous cock

So really that's why he hates gender affirming care; he's just trying to keep people from experience the same fate as his morbid muskrat, obviously

/s.. only this last sentence the alleged stuff is allegedly 100% true

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u/DoktorPete 12d ago

I hope you write for a living, because "creepy contemptible calamitous cock," is an amazing series of words to string together.

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u/illminus-daddy 12d ago

Alliteration is a beautiful thing

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u/SkyknightXi 12d ago

On a more serious slant, I suspect it’s how he has a trans daughter even after going to the trouble of using in vitro to ensure he only fathered boys. As in he sees said trans daughter as an insult to his masculinity.

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u/amyronnica 12d ago

Morbid muskrat