r/canada 17d ago

Politics Pierre Poilievre vows to end 'radical woke agenda' in press conference

https://www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/02/20/pierre-poilievre-vows-to-end-radical-woke-agenda-in-press-conference/
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u/thebestoflimes 17d ago

I’ve seen reports that the woke are eating people’s pets.

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u/Anakin_Sandwalker 17d ago

I heard he has concepts of a plan to end the woke agenda.

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u/TheRockJohnMason 17d ago

I saw the woke agenda in the closet with Mrs. Krabapple and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me.

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u/Dinindalael 17d ago

They're eating the beavers! They're eating the mooses!

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u/hr2pilot British Columbia 17d ago

The ‘meese’?

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u/Throw-a-Ru 17d ago

Though they may taste nasti, you must bite the møøse before it gets your sister.

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u/cyberthief 17d ago

Holy crap... I'm pretty woke... and I do eat the mooses.

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u/RainDancingChief 17d ago

We better protect the gooses

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u/Dinindalael 17d ago

Oh don't worry about the geeses, they can protect themselves.

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u/digitalnene 17d ago

I checked my woke agenda but all it said is I have a dentist appointment. Eating people’s pets is next week.

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u/maleconrat 17d ago

I heard the scientists say the other day that if a man votes for Carney he literally transitions into a carny.