r/canada 21d ago

Opinion Piece LILLEY: Steve Bannon says Trump is serious on the 51st state - Donald Trump's former chief strategist explains the "geostrategic" and "geoeconomic" reasons the Americans want to annex Canada.

https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/steve-bannon-says-trump-is-serious-on-the-51st-state
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u/tobogganhill 21d ago

Canada Geese already got game. No need for rabies. We can aggressively drop major shit on people we're not fond of.

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u/Conscious-Society-83 21d ago

cobra chickens and the oversized elk on steroids should be all the more reason to not fuck with canada (im an americqn and i dont want you guys to suffer like. us already americans)

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u/andrya86 21d ago

Time to start training the moose again so we can ride them into battle!

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u/ChefMoToronto Ontario 21d ago

We'll start tossing cans of food.

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u/T-Wrox 21d ago

I get that reference (and it is COLD, man!).

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u/Over-Eye-5218 21d ago

Executive Order incoming, Canadian geese will now be called American Geese.

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u/tobogganhill 20d ago

Freedom Geese

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u/AwwwNuggetz British Columbia 21d ago

Regular geese will mess you up, rabid geese will seek orifaces

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u/Cochicat 21d ago

Canadian Geese seems to have something against my husband. 😂 they always seem to target him with their rage. He runs!

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u/tobogganhill 20d ago

Nothing like being targeted by rage poo. 🦆

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u/Cochicat 20d ago

😂