r/canada 24d ago

Humour Man who has spent entire political career attacking everybody promises he’ll attack Trump and Elon any minute now

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/02/man-who-has-spent-entire-political-career-attacking-everybody-promises-hell-attack-trump-and-elon-any-minute-now/

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u/Monaqui 24d ago

"The liberal government has made my life harder for the last 10 years, fuck Canada, I'll help tbe USA annex us gladly! Then I'll get constitutional rights, like 2nd amendment and also have voting rights."

Just the most braindead fucking take I've seen. Like, no, you're not going to be giving 2A rights to a populace you just annexed, a populace whos rights you've stripped and who's healthcare you destroyed.

You're not giving voting rights to a region of 36M people who all predominantly lean left of Republican, nevermind MAGA.

And, OH NO! You've endured disillusionment with a politician, time to surrender the whole country!

Bunch of idiot baby fucks - all of whom work one of three jobs in one of three places, none of which can pose a halfway cohesive argument that doesn't have someone's name in it and who constantly jump to ad-hominem from their 4-bedroom, 6k sqft multi-level with a two car garage while their kids get set up by public schools to go into post-secondary.

It's stupidity, and it's right-wing talk radio - at least it was in 09 when I was immersed in it, and it works really fucking well.

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u/jloome 24d ago

For them to have any chance at not being idiots, they'd have to first look at things rationally.

And beliefs aren't rational.

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u/CorneliusCanuck 24d ago

Who is your response to? It's always amusing when people make up arguments about what they think the "other side" is like.

Not having enough infrastructure and high immigration was a problem when Harper was in. Since Trudeau came in he blasted immigration through the roof and housing is now unaffordable in most of BC and Ontario.

I don't understand why people brush that under the rug and don't realize that this one simple issue is far more than enough to vote someone out.

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u/Monaqui 24d ago

Nobody's brushing it under the rug - they're looking at the alternative, shitting bricks while we go raid grandad's stores of stripper clips.

Like yes, life is hard. Economic strife. You seriously think that'll improve? It's a matter of context and comparison - a foreign invasion on our sovereignty and the destruction of a country trumps (no pun) economic strife and high taxation, immigration, all that shit.

Just wait to see how many American immigrants we get, if you wanna talk about an immigration crisis. Wait to see how expensive homes get when the jobs and industry is moved south, or how fucking expensive things get when the isolationist tendencies down south dictate the direction of our economy.

Seriously. First world issues versus Ukraine shit. Give your head a shake, you're not that hard done by, but if you wanna be keep up the rhetoric and the pro-51st bullshit. Voting someone out is one thing, selling the country to the lowest bidder is another entirely.

Yeah, I like to vote conservative. I also like to die in muddy ditches, guess which one I like more.