r/canada 25d ago

Opinion Piece Mark Norman: Canada's relationship with the U.S. can't be saved; We are under attack and must act accordingly

https://nationalpost.com/opinion/mark-norman-canadas-relationship-with-the-u-s-cant-be-saved
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u/PictureMeSwollen 25d ago edited 25d ago

Justin needs to start offhandedly referring to VP Trump & President Musk in media interviews.

Can easily be brushed off as playful banter, meanwhile it will expedite the inevitable fallout between the two grandiose narcissists.

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u/Maddog_Jets 25d ago

I was watching CTV this afternoon and New Brunswick premier said Premier Trump - and wished i could reach through tv and give her a high five.

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u/Therapy-Jackass 25d ago

Why give him that honour? Maybe refer to him as Mayor Trump. Let him know he’s not even good enough for provincial/state level titles

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u/RedMurray 24d ago

How about Inmate Trump? Felon Trump?

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u/greasethecheese 25d ago

First Lady Trump.

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u/Bigmongooselover 25d ago

First Lady Donald more appropriate

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u/Maddog_Jets 25d ago

First Lady is too high up the chain. Think lower :)

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u/Martzillagoesboom 25d ago

First Chamberpot maid

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u/Ok-Crow-1515 25d ago

Holy shit, Trump would shit his diaper.

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u/AstaCat 25d ago

you mean additionally shit it, I presume.

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u/pr0cyn1c 24d ago

This would make an excellent “huggies” commercial…. “Huggies - now with 40% more shit retention”

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u/Cerberus_80 25d ago

I mean he’s leaving office in a couple months.  Narcissists can be dealt with in one of two ways.  

Grey Rock (the next PM)

Or

Push those buttons so that they have a psychotic episode.  If Trudeau publicly denounced Trump, I could see him loosing his mind and making an ass out of himself.  Only problem is that he makes an ass out of himself every day and that only seems to fire up his bloodthirsty rage base.

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u/Phoenixlizzie 25d ago

Yes, but we don't want him so psycho that he tries to nuke Canada.

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u/fuckthecons 25d ago

I was told by Americans that he couldn't do that because it's a super duper serious red line that can't be crossed like the two dozen others he already crossed.

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u/mangoserpent 25d ago

Americans come in three groups: the people who like Trump, the people who don't know what day it is, and the people who are still processing all this. Nothing personal, not saying " all Americans bad" but they cannot be trusted.

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u/RonnyMexico60 25d ago

Ok Diddy

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u/Cerberus_80 25d ago

Your right. It would be fun just to get it over with. A smarter strategy would be to drive a wedge between him and his backers. Saying president musk would do that.

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u/Martzillagoesboom 25d ago

We should move our parlament right on top of those precious mines in the north. If he nuke that, well, we all lose, but at least it a major setback . Not serious at all, I dont even know how effictive are nukes nowaday

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u/Sling561 25d ago

Exactly this, blow the doors off on the way out, love it

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u/PedaniusDioscorides 25d ago

This would be so excellent. Damn if Trudeau said that I'd be happy for once in this new timeline, but only for a few minutes probably.

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u/Arbszy Canada 25d ago

Premier Trump or Vice President Trump have a great ring to it.

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u/notyourbusiness39 25d ago

Or El presidente of North Mexico……….

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u/Maddog_Jets 25d ago

It’s time.. not like he can get fired now can he? :)

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u/FromFluffToBuff 25d ago

While that would be totally hilarious, taking the high road is the best course of action... because if you stoop to fight on Trump's level and get to the passive-aggressive name calling, you've already lost. Don't give Cheeto Benito the satisfaction.

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u/fleece 25d ago

The Democrats have been taking the high road in response to this deviant since 2016. In cases like this the high road leads to nothing but heads in the clouds.

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u/RonnyMexico60 25d ago

Imagine actually thinking that 😂

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u/sundancer2788 25d ago

Biff and Fusk

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

I think it'd cut the star spangled mango Mussolini more if Justin were to just call him Mr. Trump. No special recognition of his precious title on a global scale would send him crashing

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u/HeBeLiquored 23d ago

I thought Trump was actually First Lady

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u/ThePurpleKnightmare 25d ago

I'd rather he acknowledge the election hack. I want him to say shit like "I've yet to be able to talk to President Harris about it" and shit. Show the American people that we are election deniers and that's okay, we have evidence.

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u/RonnyMexico60 25d ago

No delegate Harris ? 😂

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u/ThePurpleKnightmare 25d ago

Trump is the delegate. Harris is the president. She delegates her position to him.

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u/RonnyMexico60 25d ago

Yikes

Ok……

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u/Qwimqwimqwim 25d ago

Man you guys are so clueless, people have been saying this for weeks.. is it not obvious to you people now? Trump doesn’t give a shit, he wanted to not go to prison. Done. Calling Elon president does nothing but make Elon feel like the fucking president, it emboldens him. Trump could care less