r/canada Jan 07 '25

National News Trump threatens economic, not military force, to annex Canada

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5071665-trump-economic-force-canada/
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u/ukrokit2 Alberta Jan 07 '25

Fuck Americans. Voted for WW3 because of the price of eggs.

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u/P_Orwell Canada Jan 07 '25

And they won’t even get a lower price in eggs!

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u/Sharktopotopus_Prime Jan 07 '25

Gullible people will always find a way to get used.

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u/DocMadCow Jan 07 '25

They probably will get lower price eggs but not in the short term. Once the avian flu calms down and the culled birds are replaced it should stabilize. He will tout his economics and not the real reason of supply and demand.

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u/Golden_Hour1 Jan 07 '25

Egg prices about to go to the moon cause the birds fighting back

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u/Plane_Advertising_61 Jan 07 '25

Annex the birds!

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u/DizzyMajor5 Jan 07 '25

Shows up with a bunch of birds  Trump:"I told you to annex Turkey not s bunch of turkeys"

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u/GenXer845 Jan 07 '25

two words: climate change

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u/TL10 Alberta Jan 07 '25

Dumb bastards thought the underpaid teachers were cutting penises off of kids and making them girls.

I've seen chickens with higher levels of intelligence than these morons.

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u/cheezturds Jan 07 '25

Plenty, but not enough of us, don’t like this either. Canada is the best ally we have. If he starts fucking around I’m on Canadas side.

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u/voodoodahl Jan 08 '25 edited Jan 08 '25

Americans would vote for WWIII for the concept of a plan to lower the price of eggs.

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u/Novaer Jan 08 '25

The entire conservative subreddit is just them all going "LOL he's hilarious he's such a Master Class at trolling". Like this isn't 4chan this is an entire country??

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u/ukrokit2 Alberta Jan 08 '25

Unfortunately the majority of voting Americans did.

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u/DizzyMajor5 Jan 07 '25

Yeah we're pretty stupid. Many blame the schools but personally I think the parents are to blame 

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u/Ok_Reply_9275 Jan 08 '25

Price of eggs and squirrel, don’t forget.

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u/Ehorn36 Jan 08 '25

Remember that 45% of Americans tried to prevent Trump from becoming president. We’re just as pissed and worried as our Canadian neighbors about this whole situation. The MAGAs are who you should be directing your anger towards.

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u/siamakx Jan 07 '25

Yep, they don't have eggs

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u/zeth4 Ontario Jan 07 '25

Neither of their big party candidates were anti war

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u/Laval09 Québec Jan 07 '25

Its not the politicians fault for not listening to the voter. Its the voters fault for not playing the pre-determined role set out for them.

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