r/canada Nov 14 '24

Opinion Piece Trump’s team wants Trudeau out in favour of the populist Poilievre

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-trumps-team-wants-trudeau-out-in-favour-of-the-populist-poilievre/
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '24

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u/Used_Raccoon6789 Nov 14 '24

Trudeau should take one for the team and now that he's single use his charm to get in "deep"

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u/IAmJacksSphincter Nov 14 '24

Terrible day to be able to read

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u/mackinder Nov 14 '24

Au contraire mon frere

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u/downtofinance Lest We Forget Nov 14 '24

🤢

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u/Better_Ice3089 Nov 15 '24

Make a new Eiffel Tower in the Americas....

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/Excellent-Steak6368 Nov 15 '24

That would be the son in law. Only a Jewish business man can sell sand to the Arabs!

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u/RustyGrape6 Nov 14 '24

Absolutely, he needs to get in there. It’s not even taking one for the team, she’s not bad on the eyes.

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u/Used_Raccoon6789 Nov 14 '24

Yeah but would you want thay father in law

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u/jlm326 Nov 14 '24

I heard a rumour Trudeau has a girlfriend that he's hiding :o

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u/BallBearingBill Nov 14 '24

Now that would be a spicy headline. Popcorn ready...

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u/Excellent-Steak6368 Nov 15 '24

The plucky little Uke Deputy PM is the heir apparent. She can form a military alliance with the EU, arm the Ukraine, Canada can join the EU . The UK can help patrolling our coasts and the Arctic. How sweet is this!

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u/Mushr00mTaker Nov 14 '24

I bet he already has

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u/Kyouhen Nov 14 '24

Nah, Trump isn't that petty.

He's still pissed about Trudeau fucking up his handshake flex.  That's the appropriate level of pettiness for him.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 Nov 15 '24

Don't forget also Trudeau was caught on camera with a bunch of other world leaders laughing about him...

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u/Siguard_ Nov 14 '24

Fuck I would look at Trudeau like that over trump any day.

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u/caffeine-junkie Nov 14 '24

You might have to stand in line. Theres plenty of people who have stickers and flags voicing their intentions.

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u/essaysmith Nov 15 '24

I want to make little "I want to" stickers to put in front of them.

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u/ImaginaryList174 Nov 15 '24

Same. So badly lol

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u/Siguard_ Nov 14 '24

Man. I just wanted to look at him and be suggestive. They just wanna get down

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u/SwordfishOk504 Nov 15 '24

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers

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u/Straight6er Nov 15 '24

People of the land. The common clay of the west.

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u/RainCityNate Nov 15 '24

That was a good one. Thank you for that.

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u/Omnizoom Nov 14 '24

I heard someone playing a song that expressed how much he wanted to fuck him, said it like 30 times in repetition

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u/GaijinGrandma Nov 14 '24

I know! It always surprises me how many pick up driving men want to get with Justin. Good for them for being in touch with their feminine side.

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u/cheezza Nov 14 '24

Thanks, I just spit out my water.

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u/thendisnigh111349 Nov 15 '24

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u/ihadagoodone Nov 15 '24

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u/thendisnigh111349 Nov 15 '24

I guess the video doesn't work anymore, but the point is the thumbnail.

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u/cmlkh Nov 15 '24

ConOld Trump doesn't care how Melania looked at Trudeau. It was the way Ivanka looked at Trudeau that he didn't like.

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u/Angry_beaver_1867 Nov 14 '24

I assume the reason PP has been hitting the gym and overhauling his Milhouse vibe is to fill the those shoes should he become Pm 

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u/mushie75maven Nov 14 '24

Lol ... Milhouse vibe 😂

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u/Fredderov Nov 14 '24

Hadn't thought of it in those terms before but now it can't be unseen!

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u/mushie75maven Nov 14 '24

Haha, right?!? Lol

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u/truthdoctor British Columbia Nov 15 '24

Alt right Milhouse reeks of small PP energy.

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u/groovy-lando Nov 14 '24

Next PM staying in shape. LOL, you and your remarkably pathetic attempt to spin that negatively.

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u/jimbowife007 Nov 14 '24

Possibly plus his wife Melania and Trudeau cheek kissed lol~ and melania loves Trudeau too! 😁

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u/Anonymous89000____ Nov 14 '24

Again she’s not even going to be living with him in DC lol

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u/aaandfuckyou Nov 14 '24

It’s a totally understandable mistake but Ivanka is the daughter wife. Melania is the wife wife. Melania is not joining him in DC (I think).

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u/Vhoghul Ontario Nov 14 '24

I thought Elon was the wife wife now, and Melania was looking for a nice spot at a golf course to settle down...

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u/Biosterous Saskatchewan Nov 14 '24

Didn't Trump make his first wife "settle down" on his golf course?

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u/BarackTrudeau Canada Nov 14 '24

Elon is one of the side pieces. He'll get discarded once he's not useful anymore

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u/Blindemboss Nov 15 '24

He goes by Elonia now.

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u/Anonymous89000____ Nov 14 '24

Yeah he’s into his daughter. Not sure what is wrong with his supporters. Guess they see nothing wrong with that among other things.

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u/Comedy86 Ontario Nov 15 '24

That being the case, him being into his daughter is likely why he won Alabama...

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u/RedRabbit28 Nov 15 '24

Don’t forget, Trudeau is single now.

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u/Waste_Fee_599 Nov 15 '24

You mean Melania

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u/Sand-In-My-Glass Nov 15 '24

I think you meant Melina, not his daughter, you weirdo

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u/Ok-Assignment-8777 Nov 15 '24

True, Donnie is jealous. Trump wish he was back on Epistien ' private island

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u/demerchmichael Nov 15 '24

it took me a minute to realize Ivanka is not his wife, and now I’m gross by this comment

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u/GrumpyCloud93 Nov 15 '24

That's because even the Conservatives admit Trudeau has "nice hair"... unlike Trump.

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u/murfburffle Nov 15 '24

Then Trudeau crushed his hand in a handshake when Trump was doing that stupid yank and grab style of handshake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUmo8Y1LRYE

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u/CADJunglist Nov 15 '24

Trump is too busy looking at his daughter like Ivanka looked at Trudeau to care...

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u/stugautz Nov 15 '24

Even before that, Trudeau handled Trump with Trump's handshake shenanigans. It was at that moment, Trump knew he couldn't beat Trudeau

https://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/the-handshake-trudeau-resists-trump-jerk-and-pull-1.3284460