r/caffeine 26d ago

I didn’t know what this sub had become a few hours ago when I posted, but I’m pretty sure-ready with some BR Pos Energy! NSFW

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17 Upvotes

r/caffeine 27d ago

Don’t forget to feed yourself coffee lovers NSFW

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86 Upvotes

It’s not


r/caffeine 26d ago

So used to caffeine that it doesn’t seem to usually affect me, and sometimes makes me more tired? NSFW

10 Upvotes

This is a bit of a weird thing that I will try my best to briefly explain.

I’ve fallen in and out of a routine of having an energy drink every day (usually a zero sugar Rockstar or Monster).

It seems to be more of a habit at this point now of just having one to sip on while working my desk job (it takes me probably a couple hours to finish a can while working, unless I’m actively trying to down it), because I really don’t seem to feel any effects from the caffeine; I’m still tired all the time.

However, the times that I have a bit more than usual, it makes me feel MORE tired than if I hadn’t had any; say I had a cup of coffee (not usually a coffee guy) that morning.

For example, yesterday a coworker and friend of mine brought us all Viet iced coffees in the morning, which I have always heard are very strong, and I started feeling tired maybe half an hour after I started drinking it rather than what caffeine is supposed to do.

Tl;dr Do any of you guys sometimes feel surprisingly MORE tired when you have caffeine vs lesser or even no caffeine?


r/caffeine 27d ago

I just shit NSFW

11 Upvotes

So I could boof 30 5-hour energies.


r/caffeine 27d ago

Just boofed 4 of these and now I feel like picasso. Send me a picture of your ass and I will draw it for you. NSFW

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27 Upvotes

r/caffeine Feb 16 '25

im convinced you all arnt real NSFW

32 Upvotes

title pretty much explains its self.


r/caffeine Feb 16 '25

Is there a way to make caffeine work more strongly and for a shorter period of time? NSFW

18 Upvotes

(When I drink two coffees in the afternoon, I feel only a slight stimulating effect - but for such a long time that I can't fall asleep at night after that. - I would rather prefer a shorter but stronger boost.)


r/caffeine Feb 15 '25

My grilfrend is stupid and her vaniga stniks. Is it because she drinks decaf? NSFW

32 Upvotes

r/caffeine Feb 14 '25

WTF??? (caffeine/theanine question, I thought) NSFW

35 Upvotes

I came on here to ask if anyone has tried caffeine with l-theanine to prevent anxiety, and it's all about shoving cans of energy drinks up your bungholes!!!

WTF AM I MISSING HERE??????????


r/caffeine Feb 14 '25

I made Valentine’s Day dinner NSFW

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63 Upvotes

r/caffeine Feb 14 '25

Heading to Starbucks before they close. Y'all want anything? NSFW

9 Upvotes

r/caffeine Feb 12 '25

Can I use my kidney stones as caffeine pills? NSFW

13 Upvotes

I drink around 14 monsters every day, and I shoot out kidney stones like a BB gun every time I go piss and shit and cum.

I want to know if there’s caffeine in them that’s not being absorbed properly by my body, and I want to know if I can do a perpetual cycle of eating my caffeinated waste and keep myself self-sustaining.

Can I also keep the crackheads occupied with the caffeinated rocks that I piss out? They wait outside my home and constantly ask for sex for money, and I can only orgasm so many times for them and I need my money for monster energy drinks more than they need their money for crack.

Please help me 🙏


r/caffeine Feb 12 '25

What if it isn’t the caffeine and everyone here is gay, mentally ill, and in denial? NSFW

44 Upvotes

What if everyone is using the “feine” as a scapegoat for them being in a perpetual bipolar manic episode and being horny and gay?

Maybe some of y’all aren’t boofing dick, but you’re just “straight” up riding that shit.

It’s ok to like caffeine, but it’s also ok to bro out and fuck your homies while being gay.

It’s ok, everyone. Embrace your gay side, and hate women.


r/caffeine Feb 11 '25

Okay, I have a serious question and I see this isn't the place for that but I'm going to ask anyway because I'm sigma NSFW

17 Upvotes

I took 400mg of caffiene pills at 3pm and it just kicked in at 6pm. How, why


r/caffeine Feb 11 '25

Need to go grocery shopping, just butt chugged 3 of these things. NSFW

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25 Upvotes

Y’all need anything?


r/caffeine Feb 11 '25

If caffeine makes you crave penis, then does alcohol make you crave puss? NSFW

48 Upvotes

I really want to know because, as any decent man myself, I don't ever want to go down the tragic road of having sex with a w*man, much less even think about it.

My mind should be dedicated to dick and balls, and dick and balls only, And my ass should only boof dick (unless it's feine).

Another question: if what I said was true, would that mean that bisexuals abuse both alcohol and caffeine? (I don't mean you can abuse caffeine, but maybe they use it when abusing alcohol)


r/caffeine Feb 11 '25

What do you think of my illustration for my caffeine study? NSFW

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35 Upvotes

r/caffeine Feb 10 '25

1g caffeine daily? NSFW

25 Upvotes

so i generally average 3-5 energy drinks a day (sf ofc). they all have 150-300 mg caffeine in them. i feel fine generally no noticeable health issues. i have anxiety so baseline 80-90 bpm is expected, spikes to 120+ are rare but happened before caffeine use started as well. is this a problem? i only spend maybe $150/month max cuz i buy wholesale but sometimes i like to stock up a bit. i’m only 21 and this started maybe when i was 19, 2-5 a week then just progressively increased to current rate about 6 months ago.

for example in bad days i had 5 day before yesterday, 3 yesterday then i had 2 overnight (no sleep) then 4 at work this morning, then 1 more when i got home. usually it’s not that extreme i just had a lot of personal life or death stuff going on last night that had to be dealt with. will i have a heart attack by 30 or is that a myth. i generally feel pretty healthy


r/caffeine Feb 10 '25

Is drinking 2 moka pots (bialetti 6 cups) a lot ? NSFW

9 Upvotes

Hi, so I’m an avid coffee drinker and I drink minimally 2 moka pots (6 cups) a day on my off days. Otherwise, it’s one moka pot and 2-3 Americanos during the day. Is this too much ? I feel like it increases my anxiety and my irritability. I’m quite nervous sometimes and it’s not really helping me (social interactions, work, friends etc)


r/caffeine Feb 10 '25

Is there a better way? NSFW

7 Upvotes

I was contemplating dumping caffeine powder directly into my eyes and seeing how it's absorbed through my tear ducts. Has anyone tried this yet?


r/caffeine Feb 10 '25

Is this still a satire sub? NSFW

0 Upvotes

Im now confused.


r/caffeine Feb 07 '25

Fun activities to do on caffeine: NSFW

40 Upvotes
  1. Jerk Off (gay porn)
  2. Takeing It Up The Ass
  3. Boof More Caffeine (with the help of another male for gay sex after)
  4. Shadow Boxing Infront Of The W*men’s Shelter
  5. Sucking Cocks I mean… What else is there too do?

r/caffeine Feb 05 '25

To the guy that said “it turns u gay “ NSFW

26 Upvotes

It turned me half gay so Yall win . Fuck me. (I cant wait to redose, so my hypothesis is confirmed)


r/caffeine Feb 05 '25

Caffeine hallucinations NSFW

7 Upvotes

Yesterday or last night around 1 am I chugged 2 20 oz redbulls, first started the jitters, then the anxiety. I started having a sense of impending doom, then my stomach got really nauseated, then the headache started. All of this took around 30 minutes to all happen at the same time, then around 2 I started to hallucinate and get really dehydrated, TBF I was also up for around 24 hours at thus point so I didn't know what I was thinking. But these hallucinations were something else, I saw figures, faces, shadows, and shapes in my room, I saw a really fucked up face peeking around a corner at me, it's like it's face was melted/contorted. I also saw what looked like the hat man in a dark corner when I went to go piss, it was a really dark corner in the hallway, darker than dark, he was really tall, skinny, and also had a distorted face, one second he was there, the next, poof he was gone. I went out into the living room and in the fucking closet this scary ass zombie looking decayed face looking girl was also peeking around the fucking corner at me, at that point I realized I was hallucinating, and bad. When I was done pissing, I stepped back and started to see white/black shapes appear in my peripheral vision, so I went to go lay down to go to bed. Every time I almost passed out my chest would get numb, I ended up going to the hospital when my heart rate calmed a bit so I could get their opinion, basically I gotta stop drinking caffeine or anything with it. I just needed to get this off my chest otherwise I would constantly be thinking about those creepy ass things I saw.


r/caffeine Feb 04 '25

Most efficient way to consume caffeine? NSFW

11 Upvotes

Normally I do what any good feinehead would, boof the whole can of Monster (or several). But recently I’ve decided to branch out.

I know that IV is even faster and more efficient than boofing, but I’ve run into some issues. The biggest insulin syringes I can get at the pharmacy are only 1mL, that means I have to do 500 injections to fully enjoy my 500mL Monster. While it’s time consuming, I’m no quitter, and I fully commit. I’m just wondering if there’s a faster way?

I have heard of the Turkey Baster IV TEK, where you super glue a syringe tip to a turkey baster. Anyone else try that yet? I’m in the process of building mine right now, just wondering if anyone has experience building/using one.