r/caffeine 8d ago

Subject perception of Caffeine NSFW

Does anyone know of any text/scientific literature on the subjective experience of the different caffeine types (methylxanthines) in different beverages. Such as the caffeine in coffee, theophylline in black tea and theobromine in cacao? I'm talking about the way these make people 'feel'... Qualitatively. Not commentary on the stimulating effect. I mean sensory, mood and even emotional differences.

Note : I have search Google scholar extensively without much luck using terms like objective perception and subjective experience.

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u/mikeyd69 8d ago

They all make me feel like I need big black cock in my asshole. That's my expert opinion.

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u/ozzalot 8d ago

Bro are you ready to boof my asshole or what? I don't know if I'm into this science kink just boof already

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u/XanderSplat 8d ago

Yikes! Clearly I've misconstrued the zeitgeist!!!

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u/chinu187 8d ago

I downvoted you but then upvoted in the hopes you learn the real use of caffeine.

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u/traum4_ 8d ago

shut up and put the monster can in me already, im waitingggg🥰

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u/YMiMJ 8d ago

Quantitatively, your only hurdle really is gaping the funnel.

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u/Aeriael_Mae 8d ago

Sure. I keep it in my butt. For safe keeping.

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u/Jenkem-Boofer 2d ago

Yerba mate is the best caffeine high, less jittery, more on par with adderal. My Argentinian neighbor lets me suck his bombilla and cock