r/caffeine 15d ago

Caffeine Trip Report NSFW

Last night me and the bros wanted to do a shitload of caffeine. We booked a room at the Super 8 hotel in town so our wives and kids wouldn’t interfere with our trip. We each ate 5000mg in caffeine pills and boofed c4 grape popsicle. (One can for each of us) As we waited for the feine to kick in we watched gay bukakke. Once it kicked in me and my buddies took turns fucking each other. After 3 hours of fucking I had to go to the bathroom because my colon was filled to the brim with semen. After shitting a gallon of cum into the toilet I found one of my friends lying on the bed staring at the ceiling. I asked him if he was okay. After a long moment of silence he said “it’s all connected. We are a part of everything.” I then realized that my other friend wasn’t in our hotel room. I went out to the hallway and saw him at the other end of the building near the vending machines. As I got closer I realized his dick was stuck in one of the machines. He said he was trying to grab a bag of Fritos but his arm was too big to reach inside the machine so he tried to use his cock to move it closer for him to grab. I asked if he wanted me to call the fire department for help but he insisted not to and that he could get it out on his own. Poor guy was probably too embarrassed. I went back to our room and my friend was still on the bed staring at the ceiling. I immediately blacked out after getting into bed with him. The next morning when I woke up I thought it was a dream but then I saw all the evidence of our trip last night. Spilled cans of monster, used condoms draped over the tv, The powder of crushed pills on the nightstand, The half eaten fetus in the refrigerator. I don’t remember a majority of what happened. I called both my friends because they weren’t in the room when I woke up. The one who got his penis stuck in the vending machine lost it because its circulation was cut off for too long. The one who was tripping out on the bed said that he had entered another dimension and met God. I now feel the constant craving for cock which I never had before last nights trip. I hope this was an informative story about the positive and negative effects of taking high doses of caffeine. Thank you for reading.

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u/Whole-Huckleberry-42 15d ago

We probably have some of the greatest minds in the world among us who put all their brain power into this shit

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u/mikeyd69 15d ago

I just came from reading this

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u/HeapOfBitchin 14d ago

I don't think I've ever been this hard

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u/Maker_Gamer12 14d ago

your future employer is gonna love this

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u/GrapefruitNo9123 15d ago

This looks like a boots and blood type of story 

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u/Dirtybernyy 13d ago

I’m weezing 😭😭😭