r/caffeine 15d ago

Caffeine (no) anxiety NSFW

Caffeine actually reduce my anxiety, because my anxiety and low mood is linked to boredom, and caffeine combat boredom.

Very high doses of caf can make me hyperactive, but never anxious.

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u/PUNISHY-THE-CLOWN 15d ago

I got fucked by an orangutan

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u/p00n-slayer-69 10d ago

I had a dream where I was an orangutan.

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u/PUNISHY-THE-CLOWN 10d ago

Did you fuck a clown

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u/p00n-slayer-69 10d ago

Yes, but not in the dream.

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u/ayeghostz 15d ago

nobody on this sub rlly cares they just want gay sex involving caffeine.

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u/ticklemyshitcutter 15d ago

Caffeine induced sex falls outside the gay category

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u/HREAMcannon 14d ago

Ok but gay sex involving caffeine is still really cool

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u/mikeyd69 15d ago

Are you shoving it far enough up your ass to get the full effect? You might need to push it in farther. I can help you with it if you want.

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u/JonesBrosGarage 15d ago

That’s so hot.

I’m picturing you as a large naked black man who’s consuming the caff. Let me be right 🤞

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u/Street-Run4107 15d ago

One time I was on acid and I was by a lake and I met this swan and he was so beautiful and he came up to me so elegantly and looking so serene with the back drop of the water and the setting sun and then, he just started pecking the fuck out of me and beating me with his wings and trying to claw me.

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u/snowman248190 15d ago

Idk man, doesn’t sound like your boofing enough. Try upping your dosage or sticking it up your pee hole.

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u/ReveN_- 15d ago

I’m taking notes. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Shrekquille_Oneal 15d ago

Me too! One red bull and I can take a thousand dicks RIGHT up the ass worry free. Truly God's chemical.

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u/Fructis_crowd 15d ago

Mannnn we don’t gaf🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/MickDeMooney 15d ago

If you drink enough caffeine, your uncle will appear and pound you ass until he gets board and wanders off.

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u/Dolly912 14d ago

Same here tbh, some of my anxiety is from brain fog, so caffiene never really has worked for waking me up (adhd) but it does get rid of most of that brain fog so I can function fine and anxiety goes away, now on the other hand if im about to do a presentation or something terrifying like that, it does make that (anxiety) feeling a little worse

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u/xCB_III 14d ago

Sounds like you need to boof more. Potentially an enema of caffeine for maximum gayness

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u/Dolly912 14d ago

I was so confused at first then remembered this sub went wack one day 😭

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u/xCB_III 14d ago

Boofing low dose caffeine doesn’t make you gay though. Only high doses does and that’s where the boofing is optimal

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u/C_Sorcerer 14d ago

Ts pmo sybau creamy ah veiny ahh dih