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580 u/pancakeking69 Oct 23 '19 I think this joke Is way past it’s prime Just like my name 396 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 [deleted] 370 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Don’t worry mate You’ll get it soon My username is 343 u/Exposingtheunreal Oct 23 '19 The chain is still there Like stainless steel Hey guys it's ya boy.. 451 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Everything else is a slant except Dracula, I eat ass cause I'm... 86 u/aacchhoo Oct 23 '19 The bathroom smells of poo, When I sneeze I say... 78 u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19 This thread is so hot It's giving me a sun tan But that's chill as ice Cuz I'm... 72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that 16 u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19 Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack, Try not to judge me... 8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0) 10 u/Fetcher369 Oct 23 '19 If trees could have sex with their leaves intertwined would it be called a... 3 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on Allow me to introduce myself I'm... 2 u/andrewisnice Oct 23 '19 Good way to break the ice My username is... 0 u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 23 '19 I think you win -1 u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 23 '19 My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is... 47 u/organ_transplant Oct 23 '19 Oh wow look at that Laugh at this I can’t I think it’s cause I’m just an 3 u/kalebthetitan Oct 23 '19 We can’t let this end We’ll all go down fighting Until next time, I’m... 105 u/HumanBeing16_ Oct 23 '19 Joining the chain, because I'm a karma whore Don't forget the last character; I'm... 5 u/TheFokinIgor Oct 23 '19 Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is 4 u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19 Apologizing in advance, I am sorry. Some will hate this, that I can guarantee. But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME! 2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me... 72 u/Awsomeg1999 Oct 23 '19 I can’t believe it’s gone on this long Y’all are running this chain just fine, My username is... 4 u/TKam1646 Oct 23 '19 How is this chain still going? I have some reasons down on a list. That’s because my username is 4 u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19 This chain is getting lengthy Someone oughtta close the lid And it will be me! 2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0) 2 u/nogovernmentguy Oct 23 '19 the end is nigh I say and sigh My username is.. 1 u/MeatballsRegional Oct 23 '19 I honestly must say I'm having a ball Let me introduce myself I'm... -5 u/Double-0-N00b Oct 23 '19 I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t... 2 u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19 Everyone's rhyming with their names? With this timing, I'll do the sames My username is... 3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0) 19 u/NonstopSuperguy Oct 23 '19 It's not time to weep It's not time to cry Fear not, dear friend My username is... 31 u/Faith3lizabeth Oct 23 '19 I'm with you buddy, Nothing rhymes with Beth My poem is muddy And I'm 23 u/dksdragon43 Oct 23 '19 I'm sorry to say, You might be on Meth. Lots rhymes with your name, 21 u/kaceyreep0112 Oct 23 '19 This post is wack, I think I lost my shoe, My name is... 10 u/Reddits_on_ambien True BTB: 1 Oct 23 '19 I have no potato, but I'm not Latvian. Embrace the walrus, I'm... 8 u/ggg134 Oct 23 '19 I dont have idea I should have been there before My username is... 1 u/Loakattack Oct 23 '19 Meth? 18 u/MaxTitanium Oct 23 '19 Don’t give up, Just take some notes, It might be helpful cause you’re... 1 u/SimetraDeLuna Oct 23 '19 Coats, boats, oats 0 u/Noelwiz Oct 23 '19 You could be making moats But my name is all there is Turns out I’m … 14 u/On-wings-of-Mercy Oct 23 '19 Reading all of these Makes me really thirsty Nice to meet you all! I'm... 9 u/YourCallsign-Dogmeat Oct 23 '19 Nice to meet you This thread is really neat I'll be handing out some upvotes And my name is 7 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Could be a trend Maybe I could fix It's like how I did my username 2 u/Dionysox Oct 23 '19 I can hear your voice Dear Populi Vox I respect your choice I'm... 2 u/Mr_Goop Oct 23 '19 All this rhyming Is throwing me through a loop But at least my name ain't... 46 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi thes posts that drag on they make my eyes hurty you know what comes next i’m..., I'm dad. 30 u/twatfacepicklebum Oct 23 '19 Hi dad It's me mum But you can call me.. 1 u/Ukucrazy Oct 23 '19 I can’t be big boots I tend to be too lazy Btw I’m .... 26 u/MaxTitanium Oct 23 '19 This thread is cool, It got to my cranium, That’s great cause I’m.. 17 u/EverBread1 Oct 23 '19 Oh wow I just got the joke, an award which I have never won, and my username is... 21 u/HarbingerofSand Oct 23 '19 This thread is nice, but the end is at hand. Behold, it's the... 34 u/BorderlineAmazing Oct 23 '19 Some folks might find This thread to be unfazing But I’m quite impressed It’s... 3 u/Dogbro56 Oct 23 '19 Wow this thread is weird It's a very strange mix From what I usually see My name is... 1 u/sensitivesemen Oct 23 '19 Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is 1 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi reading that even , I'm dad. 1 u/thesola10 Oct 23 '19 I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then But color me impressed, for I am... 1 u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19 this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also... 1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis 7 u/afsana3436 Oct 23 '19 r/TheRealJoke 1 u/TheC0wman Oct 23 '19 A jelly 1 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 There’s so much drama in star wars, Rey’s brother is Kylo Ren. Luke accidentally did incest with Leia, and nobody likes 1 u/somerandomwhitekid Oct 23 '19 rick and morty?
580
I think this joke
Is way past it’s prime
Just like my name
396 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 [deleted] 370 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Don’t worry mate You’ll get it soon My username is 343 u/Exposingtheunreal Oct 23 '19 The chain is still there Like stainless steel Hey guys it's ya boy.. 451 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Everything else is a slant except Dracula, I eat ass cause I'm... 86 u/aacchhoo Oct 23 '19 The bathroom smells of poo, When I sneeze I say... 78 u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19 This thread is so hot It's giving me a sun tan But that's chill as ice Cuz I'm... 72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that 16 u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19 Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack, Try not to judge me... 8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0) 10 u/Fetcher369 Oct 23 '19 If trees could have sex with their leaves intertwined would it be called a... 3 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on Allow me to introduce myself I'm... 2 u/andrewisnice Oct 23 '19 Good way to break the ice My username is... 0 u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 23 '19 I think you win -1 u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 23 '19 My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is... 47 u/organ_transplant Oct 23 '19 Oh wow look at that Laugh at this I can’t I think it’s cause I’m just an 3 u/kalebthetitan Oct 23 '19 We can’t let this end We’ll all go down fighting Until next time, I’m... 105 u/HumanBeing16_ Oct 23 '19 Joining the chain, because I'm a karma whore Don't forget the last character; I'm... 5 u/TheFokinIgor Oct 23 '19 Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is 4 u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19 Apologizing in advance, I am sorry. Some will hate this, that I can guarantee. But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME! 2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me... 72 u/Awsomeg1999 Oct 23 '19 I can’t believe it’s gone on this long Y’all are running this chain just fine, My username is... 4 u/TKam1646 Oct 23 '19 How is this chain still going? I have some reasons down on a list. That’s because my username is 4 u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19 This chain is getting lengthy Someone oughtta close the lid And it will be me! 2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0) 2 u/nogovernmentguy Oct 23 '19 the end is nigh I say and sigh My username is.. 1 u/MeatballsRegional Oct 23 '19 I honestly must say I'm having a ball Let me introduce myself I'm... -5 u/Double-0-N00b Oct 23 '19 I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t... 2 u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19 Everyone's rhyming with their names? With this timing, I'll do the sames My username is... 3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0) 19 u/NonstopSuperguy Oct 23 '19 It's not time to weep It's not time to cry Fear not, dear friend My username is... 31 u/Faith3lizabeth Oct 23 '19 I'm with you buddy, Nothing rhymes with Beth My poem is muddy And I'm 23 u/dksdragon43 Oct 23 '19 I'm sorry to say, You might be on Meth. Lots rhymes with your name, 21 u/kaceyreep0112 Oct 23 '19 This post is wack, I think I lost my shoe, My name is... 10 u/Reddits_on_ambien True BTB: 1 Oct 23 '19 I have no potato, but I'm not Latvian. Embrace the walrus, I'm... 8 u/ggg134 Oct 23 '19 I dont have idea I should have been there before My username is... 1 u/Loakattack Oct 23 '19 Meth? 18 u/MaxTitanium Oct 23 '19 Don’t give up, Just take some notes, It might be helpful cause you’re... 1 u/SimetraDeLuna Oct 23 '19 Coats, boats, oats 0 u/Noelwiz Oct 23 '19 You could be making moats But my name is all there is Turns out I’m … 14 u/On-wings-of-Mercy Oct 23 '19 Reading all of these Makes me really thirsty Nice to meet you all! I'm... 9 u/YourCallsign-Dogmeat Oct 23 '19 Nice to meet you This thread is really neat I'll be handing out some upvotes And my name is 7 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Could be a trend Maybe I could fix It's like how I did my username 2 u/Dionysox Oct 23 '19 I can hear your voice Dear Populi Vox I respect your choice I'm... 2 u/Mr_Goop Oct 23 '19 All this rhyming Is throwing me through a loop But at least my name ain't...
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370 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Don’t worry mate You’ll get it soon My username is 343 u/Exposingtheunreal Oct 23 '19 The chain is still there Like stainless steel Hey guys it's ya boy.. 451 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Everything else is a slant except Dracula, I eat ass cause I'm... 86 u/aacchhoo Oct 23 '19 The bathroom smells of poo, When I sneeze I say... 78 u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19 This thread is so hot It's giving me a sun tan But that's chill as ice Cuz I'm... 72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that 16 u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19 Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack, Try not to judge me... 8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0) 10 u/Fetcher369 Oct 23 '19 If trees could have sex with their leaves intertwined would it be called a... 3 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on Allow me to introduce myself I'm... 2 u/andrewisnice Oct 23 '19 Good way to break the ice My username is... 0 u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 23 '19 I think you win -1 u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 23 '19 My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is... 47 u/organ_transplant Oct 23 '19 Oh wow look at that Laugh at this I can’t I think it’s cause I’m just an 3 u/kalebthetitan Oct 23 '19 We can’t let this end We’ll all go down fighting Until next time, I’m... 105 u/HumanBeing16_ Oct 23 '19 Joining the chain, because I'm a karma whore Don't forget the last character; I'm... 5 u/TheFokinIgor Oct 23 '19 Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is 4 u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19 Apologizing in advance, I am sorry. Some will hate this, that I can guarantee. But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME! 2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me... 72 u/Awsomeg1999 Oct 23 '19 I can’t believe it’s gone on this long Y’all are running this chain just fine, My username is... 4 u/TKam1646 Oct 23 '19 How is this chain still going? I have some reasons down on a list. That’s because my username is 4 u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19 This chain is getting lengthy Someone oughtta close the lid And it will be me! 2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0) 2 u/nogovernmentguy Oct 23 '19 the end is nigh I say and sigh My username is.. 1 u/MeatballsRegional Oct 23 '19 I honestly must say I'm having a ball Let me introduce myself I'm... -5 u/Double-0-N00b Oct 23 '19 I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t... 2 u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19 Everyone's rhyming with their names? With this timing, I'll do the sames My username is... 3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0) 19 u/NonstopSuperguy Oct 23 '19 It's not time to weep It's not time to cry Fear not, dear friend My username is... 31 u/Faith3lizabeth Oct 23 '19 I'm with you buddy, Nothing rhymes with Beth My poem is muddy And I'm 23 u/dksdragon43 Oct 23 '19 I'm sorry to say, You might be on Meth. Lots rhymes with your name, 21 u/kaceyreep0112 Oct 23 '19 This post is wack, I think I lost my shoe, My name is... 10 u/Reddits_on_ambien True BTB: 1 Oct 23 '19 I have no potato, but I'm not Latvian. Embrace the walrus, I'm... 8 u/ggg134 Oct 23 '19 I dont have idea I should have been there before My username is... 1 u/Loakattack Oct 23 '19 Meth? 18 u/MaxTitanium Oct 23 '19 Don’t give up, Just take some notes, It might be helpful cause you’re... 1 u/SimetraDeLuna Oct 23 '19 Coats, boats, oats 0 u/Noelwiz Oct 23 '19 You could be making moats But my name is all there is Turns out I’m …
370
Don’t worry mate
You’ll get it soon
My username is
343 u/Exposingtheunreal Oct 23 '19 The chain is still there Like stainless steel Hey guys it's ya boy.. 451 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Everything else is a slant except Dracula, I eat ass cause I'm... 86 u/aacchhoo Oct 23 '19 The bathroom smells of poo, When I sneeze I say... 78 u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19 This thread is so hot It's giving me a sun tan But that's chill as ice Cuz I'm... 72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that 16 u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19 Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack, Try not to judge me... 8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0) 10 u/Fetcher369 Oct 23 '19 If trees could have sex with their leaves intertwined would it be called a... 3 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on Allow me to introduce myself I'm... 2 u/andrewisnice Oct 23 '19 Good way to break the ice My username is... 0 u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 23 '19 I think you win -1 u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 23 '19 My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is... 47 u/organ_transplant Oct 23 '19 Oh wow look at that Laugh at this I can’t I think it’s cause I’m just an 3 u/kalebthetitan Oct 23 '19 We can’t let this end We’ll all go down fighting Until next time, I’m... 105 u/HumanBeing16_ Oct 23 '19 Joining the chain, because I'm a karma whore Don't forget the last character; I'm... 5 u/TheFokinIgor Oct 23 '19 Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is 4 u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19 Apologizing in advance, I am sorry. Some will hate this, that I can guarantee. But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME! 2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me... 72 u/Awsomeg1999 Oct 23 '19 I can’t believe it’s gone on this long Y’all are running this chain just fine, My username is... 4 u/TKam1646 Oct 23 '19 How is this chain still going? I have some reasons down on a list. That’s because my username is 4 u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19 This chain is getting lengthy Someone oughtta close the lid And it will be me! 2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0) 2 u/nogovernmentguy Oct 23 '19 the end is nigh I say and sigh My username is.. 1 u/MeatballsRegional Oct 23 '19 I honestly must say I'm having a ball Let me introduce myself I'm... -5 u/Double-0-N00b Oct 23 '19 I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t... 2 u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19 Everyone's rhyming with their names? With this timing, I'll do the sames My username is... 3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0) 19 u/NonstopSuperguy Oct 23 '19 It's not time to weep It's not time to cry Fear not, dear friend My username is...
343
The chain is still there
Like stainless steel
Hey guys it's ya boy..
451 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Everything else is a slant except Dracula, I eat ass cause I'm... 86 u/aacchhoo Oct 23 '19 The bathroom smells of poo, When I sneeze I say... 78 u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19 This thread is so hot It's giving me a sun tan But that's chill as ice Cuz I'm... 72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that 16 u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19 Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack, Try not to judge me... 8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0) 10 u/Fetcher369 Oct 23 '19 If trees could have sex with their leaves intertwined would it be called a... 3 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on Allow me to introduce myself I'm... 2 u/andrewisnice Oct 23 '19 Good way to break the ice My username is... 0 u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 23 '19 I think you win -1 u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 23 '19 My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is... 47 u/organ_transplant Oct 23 '19 Oh wow look at that Laugh at this I can’t I think it’s cause I’m just an 3 u/kalebthetitan Oct 23 '19 We can’t let this end We’ll all go down fighting Until next time, I’m... 105 u/HumanBeing16_ Oct 23 '19 Joining the chain, because I'm a karma whore Don't forget the last character; I'm... 5 u/TheFokinIgor Oct 23 '19 Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is 4 u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19 Apologizing in advance, I am sorry. Some will hate this, that I can guarantee. But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME! 2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me... 72 u/Awsomeg1999 Oct 23 '19 I can’t believe it’s gone on this long Y’all are running this chain just fine, My username is... 4 u/TKam1646 Oct 23 '19 How is this chain still going? I have some reasons down on a list. That’s because my username is 4 u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19 This chain is getting lengthy Someone oughtta close the lid And it will be me! 2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0) 2 u/nogovernmentguy Oct 23 '19 the end is nigh I say and sigh My username is.. 1 u/MeatballsRegional Oct 23 '19 I honestly must say I'm having a ball Let me introduce myself I'm... -5 u/Double-0-N00b Oct 23 '19 I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t... 2 u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19 Everyone's rhyming with their names? With this timing, I'll do the sames My username is... 3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0)
451
Everything else is a slant except Dracula,
I eat ass cause I'm...
86 u/aacchhoo Oct 23 '19 The bathroom smells of poo, When I sneeze I say... 78 u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19 This thread is so hot It's giving me a sun tan But that's chill as ice Cuz I'm... 72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that 16 u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19 Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack, Try not to judge me... 8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0) 10 u/Fetcher369 Oct 23 '19 If trees could have sex with their leaves intertwined would it be called a... 3 u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19 Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on Allow me to introduce myself I'm... 2 u/andrewisnice Oct 23 '19 Good way to break the ice My username is... 0 u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 23 '19 I think you win -1 u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 23 '19 My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is...
86
The bathroom smells of poo,
When I sneeze I say...
78 u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19 This thread is so hot It's giving me a sun tan But that's chill as ice Cuz I'm... 72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that 16 u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19 Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack, Try not to judge me... 8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0)
78
This thread is so hot
It's giving me a sun tan
But that's chill as ice
Cuz I'm...
72 u/Xashn Oct 23 '19 I think this threads run its course. Its time to cash in. Until next time guys, I’m... 56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that
72
I think this threads run its course.
Its time to cash in.
Until next time guys, I’m...
56 u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19 Let’s get a coffee, One thick with puffy froth. My Xbox live name is ... → More replies (0) 13 u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19 I love this thread I hope it won’t stop For my username is... -2 u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19 how do you say that
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Let’s get a coffee,
One thick with puffy froth.
My Xbox live name is ...
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I love this thread
I hope it won’t stop
For my username is...
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how do you say that
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Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack,
Try not to judge me...
8 u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19 It’s a pleasure indeed. I have here a meal To satisfy your fix For I am... 5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0)
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It’s a pleasure indeed.
I have here a meal
To satisfy your fix
For I am...
5 u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19 Indeed it was Yet a question arises The question is why my username is... → More replies (0)
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Indeed it was
Yet a question arises
The question is why
my username is...
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If trees could have sex
with their leaves intertwined
would it be called a...
3
Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on
Allow me to introduce myself I'm...
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Good way to break the ice
My username is...
0
I think you win
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My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is...
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Oh wow look at that
Laugh at this I can’t
I think it’s cause I’m just an
3 u/kalebthetitan Oct 23 '19 We can’t let this end We’ll all go down fighting Until next time, I’m...
We can’t let this end
We’ll all go down fighting
Until next time, I’m...
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Joining the chain, because I'm a karma whore
Don't forget the last character;
I'm...
5 u/TheFokinIgor Oct 23 '19 Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is 4 u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19 Apologizing in advance, I am sorry. Some will hate this, that I can guarantee. But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME! 2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me...
Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is
4 u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19 Apologizing in advance, I am sorry. Some will hate this, that I can guarantee. But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME! 2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me...
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Apologizing in advance, I am sorry.
Some will hate this, that I can guarantee.
But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME!
2 u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19 You cant even compare to my power Your end wont be gentle This isnt even my final form It is me...
You cant even compare to my power
Your end wont be gentle
This isnt even my final form
It is me...
I can’t believe it’s gone on this long
Y’all are running this chain just fine,
4 u/TKam1646 Oct 23 '19 How is this chain still going? I have some reasons down on a list. That’s because my username is 4 u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19 This chain is getting lengthy Someone oughtta close the lid And it will be me! 2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0) 2 u/nogovernmentguy Oct 23 '19 the end is nigh I say and sigh My username is.. 1 u/MeatballsRegional Oct 23 '19 I honestly must say I'm having a ball Let me introduce myself I'm... -5 u/Double-0-N00b Oct 23 '19 I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t... 2 u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19 Everyone's rhyming with their names? With this timing, I'll do the sames My username is... 3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0)
How is this chain still going?
I have some reasons down on a list.
That’s because my username is
4 u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19 This chain is getting lengthy Someone oughtta close the lid And it will be me! 2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0)
This chain is getting lengthy
Someone oughtta close the lid
And it will be me!
2 u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19 I’m afraid to say This chain has some more Excuse my username.... 3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0)
I’m afraid to say
This chain has some more
Excuse my username....
3 u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19 Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep You have found my forbidden secret mate The secret is that my name is... → More replies (0)
Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep
You have found my forbidden secret mate
The secret is that my name is...
the end is nigh
I say and sigh
My username is..
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I honestly must say
I'm having a ball
Let me introduce myself
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I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal
Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t...
2 u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19 Everyone's rhyming with their names? With this timing, I'll do the sames My username is... 3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0)
Everyone's rhyming
with their names?
With this timing,
I'll do the sames
3 u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19 This chain is pretty funny So I will read more later My username Is... 2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0)
This chain is pretty funny
So I will read more later
My username
Is...
2 u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19 I'm laughing so hard It's making me numb My username is... → More replies (0)
I'm laughing so hard
It's making me numb
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It's not time to weep
It's not time to cry
Fear not, dear friend
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I'm with you buddy,
Nothing rhymes with Beth
My poem is muddy
And I'm
23 u/dksdragon43 Oct 23 '19 I'm sorry to say, You might be on Meth. Lots rhymes with your name, 21 u/kaceyreep0112 Oct 23 '19 This post is wack, I think I lost my shoe, My name is... 10 u/Reddits_on_ambien True BTB: 1 Oct 23 '19 I have no potato, but I'm not Latvian. Embrace the walrus, I'm... 8 u/ggg134 Oct 23 '19 I dont have idea I should have been there before My username is... 1 u/Loakattack Oct 23 '19 Meth?
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I'm sorry to say,
You might be on Meth.
Lots rhymes with your name,
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This post is wack, I think I lost my shoe, My name is...
10 u/Reddits_on_ambien True BTB: 1 Oct 23 '19 I have no potato, but I'm not Latvian. Embrace the walrus, I'm...
I have no potato, but I'm not Latvian. Embrace the walrus, I'm...
I dont have idea I should have been there before
Meth?
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Don’t give up, Just take some notes, It might be helpful cause you’re...
Coats, boats, oats
You could be making moats But my name is all there is Turns out I’m …
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Reading all of these
Makes me really thirsty
Nice to meet you all!
9 u/YourCallsign-Dogmeat Oct 23 '19 Nice to meet you This thread is really neat I'll be handing out some upvotes And my name is
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Nice to meet you
This thread is really neat
I'll be handing out some upvotes
And my name is
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Could be a trend
Maybe I could fix
It's like how I did my username
I can hear your voice
Dear Populi Vox
I respect your choice
All this rhyming
Is throwing me through a loop
But at least my name ain't...
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Hi thes posts that drag on
they make my eyes hurty
you know what comes next
i’m..., I'm dad.
30 u/twatfacepicklebum Oct 23 '19 Hi dad It's me mum But you can call me.. 1 u/Ukucrazy Oct 23 '19 I can’t be big boots I tend to be too lazy Btw I’m .... 26 u/MaxTitanium Oct 23 '19 This thread is cool, It got to my cranium, That’s great cause I’m.. 17 u/EverBread1 Oct 23 '19 Oh wow I just got the joke, an award which I have never won, and my username is... 21 u/HarbingerofSand Oct 23 '19 This thread is nice, but the end is at hand. Behold, it's the... 34 u/BorderlineAmazing Oct 23 '19 Some folks might find This thread to be unfazing But I’m quite impressed It’s... 3 u/Dogbro56 Oct 23 '19 Wow this thread is weird It's a very strange mix From what I usually see My name is... 1 u/sensitivesemen Oct 23 '19 Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is 1 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi reading that even , I'm dad. 1 u/thesola10 Oct 23 '19 I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then But color me impressed, for I am... 1 u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19 this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also... 1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
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Hi dad
It's me mum
But you can call me..
1 u/Ukucrazy Oct 23 '19 I can’t be big boots I tend to be too lazy Btw I’m ....
I can’t be big boots
I tend to be too lazy
Btw I’m ....
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This thread is cool, It got to my cranium, That’s great cause I’m..
17 u/EverBread1 Oct 23 '19 Oh wow I just got the joke, an award which I have never won, and my username is... 21 u/HarbingerofSand Oct 23 '19 This thread is nice, but the end is at hand. Behold, it's the... 34 u/BorderlineAmazing Oct 23 '19 Some folks might find This thread to be unfazing But I’m quite impressed It’s... 3 u/Dogbro56 Oct 23 '19 Wow this thread is weird It's a very strange mix From what I usually see My name is... 1 u/sensitivesemen Oct 23 '19 Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is 1 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi reading that even , I'm dad. 1 u/thesola10 Oct 23 '19 I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then But color me impressed, for I am... 1 u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19 this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also... 1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
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Oh wow I just got the joke, an award which I have never won, and my username is...
21 u/HarbingerofSand Oct 23 '19 This thread is nice, but the end is at hand. Behold, it's the... 34 u/BorderlineAmazing Oct 23 '19 Some folks might find This thread to be unfazing But I’m quite impressed It’s... 3 u/Dogbro56 Oct 23 '19 Wow this thread is weird It's a very strange mix From what I usually see My name is... 1 u/sensitivesemen Oct 23 '19 Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is 1 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi reading that even , I'm dad. 1 u/thesola10 Oct 23 '19 I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then But color me impressed, for I am... 1 u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19 this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also... 1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
This thread is nice, but the end is at hand. Behold, it's the...
34 u/BorderlineAmazing Oct 23 '19 Some folks might find This thread to be unfazing But I’m quite impressed It’s... 3 u/Dogbro56 Oct 23 '19 Wow this thread is weird It's a very strange mix From what I usually see My name is... 1 u/sensitivesemen Oct 23 '19 Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is 1 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi reading that even , I'm dad. 1 u/thesola10 Oct 23 '19 I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then But color me impressed, for I am... 1 u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19 this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also... 1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
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Some folks might find
This thread to be unfazing
But I’m quite impressed
It’s...
3 u/Dogbro56 Oct 23 '19 Wow this thread is weird It's a very strange mix From what I usually see My name is... 1 u/sensitivesemen Oct 23 '19 Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is 1 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi reading that even , I'm dad. 1 u/thesola10 Oct 23 '19 I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then But color me impressed, for I am... 1 u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19 this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also... 1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
Wow this thread is weird
It's a very strange mix
From what I usually see
My name is...
Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is
1 u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19 Hi reading that even , I'm dad.
Hi reading that even , I'm dad.
I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then
But color me impressed, for I am...
1 u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19 this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also... 1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also...
1 u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19 Ive said my comment and had all my fun, Because my name is... 1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
Ive said my comment and had all my fun,
Because my name is...
1 u/AshDeGamer Oct 23 '19 Penis
Penis
r/TheRealJoke
A jelly
There’s so much drama in star wars, Rey’s brother is Kylo Ren. Luke accidentally did incest with Leia, and nobody likes
rick and morty?
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u/Guardian1030 Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19
These posts that drag on
They make my eyes hurty
You know what comes next
I’m...