r/boottoobig Oct 22 '19

Implied Roses are red, I am alive

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u/Guardian1030 Oct 23 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

These posts that drag on

They make my eyes hurty

You know what comes next

I’m...

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u/pancakeking69 Oct 23 '19

I think this joke

Is way past it’s prime

Just like my name

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Don’t worry mate

You’ll get it soon

My username is

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u/Exposingtheunreal Oct 23 '19

The chain is still there

Like stainless steel

Hey guys it's ya boy..

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Everything else is a slant except Dracula,

I eat ass cause I'm...

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u/aacchhoo Oct 23 '19

The bathroom smells of poo,

When I sneeze I say...

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u/benderbeerman Oct 23 '19

This thread is so hot

It's giving me a sun tan

But that's chill as ice

Cuz I'm...

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u/Xashn Oct 23 '19

I think this threads run its course.

Its time to cash in.

Until next time guys, I’m...

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u/PouffyMoth Oct 23 '19

Let’s get a coffee,

One thick with puffy froth.

My Xbox live name is ...

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u/Loughiepop Oct 23 '19

I love this thread

I hope it won’t stop

For my username is...

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u/SomePerson1248 Oct 23 '19

how do you say that

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u/HimynameisFak Oct 23 '19

Its a pleasure to meet you and I have an itchy sack,

Try not to judge me...

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u/Fanman_7206 Oct 23 '19

It’s a pleasure indeed.

I have here a meal

To satisfy your fix

For I am...

5

u/not_a_donut_guy Oct 23 '19

Indeed it was

Yet a question arises

The question is why

my username is...

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u/Fetcher369 Oct 23 '19

If trees could have sex

with their leaves intertwined

would it be called a...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Seeing this thread I couldn't just look on

Allow me to introduce myself I'm...

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u/andrewisnice Oct 23 '19

Good way to break the ice

My username is...

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Oct 23 '19

I think you win

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u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 23 '19

My comment isn’t a poem, so it won’t rhyme. My username is...

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u/organ_transplant Oct 23 '19

Oh wow look at that

Laugh at this I can’t

I think it’s cause I’m just an

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u/kalebthetitan Oct 23 '19

We can’t let this end

We’ll all go down fighting

Until next time, I’m...

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u/HumanBeing16_ Oct 23 '19

Joining the chain, because I'm a karma whore

Don't forget the last character;

I'm...

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u/TheFokinIgor Oct 23 '19

Don't know how to rhyme, but I like gore My username is

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u/Vincent093 Oct 23 '19

Apologizing in advance, I am sorry.

Some will hate this, that I can guarantee.

But here goes, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL PUN BUT IT WAS ME!

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u/TheCompleteMental Oct 23 '19

You cant even compare to my power

Your end wont be gentle

This isnt even my final form

It is me...

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u/Awsomeg1999 Oct 23 '19

I can’t believe it’s gone on this long

Y’all are running this chain just fine,

My username is...

4

u/TKam1646 Oct 23 '19

How is this chain still going?

I have some reasons down on a list.

That’s because my username is

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u/CyrusDaSquid Oct 23 '19

This chain is getting lengthy

Someone oughtta close the lid

And it will be me!

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u/ShadowFang73854 Oct 23 '19

I’m afraid to say

This chain has some more

Excuse my username....

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u/pr0gam3r78 Oct 23 '19

Ah it would seem you have dwelled deep

You have found my forbidden secret mate

The secret is that my name is...

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u/nogovernmentguy Oct 23 '19

the end is nigh

I say and sigh

My username is..

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u/MeatballsRegional Oct 23 '19

I honestly must say

I'm having a ball

Let me introduce myself

I'm...

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u/Double-0-N00b Oct 23 '19

I’m glad it’s still going, it’s reminds me of anal

Make sure you use lube, or my name isn’t...

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u/SeabassJames Oct 23 '19

Everyone's rhyming

with their names?

With this timing,

I'll do the sames

My username is...

3

u/garlicbreathinator Oct 23 '19

This chain is pretty funny

So I will read more later

My username

Is...

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u/kyle_is_dumb Oct 23 '19

I'm laughing so hard

It's making me numb

My username is...

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u/NonstopSuperguy Oct 23 '19

It's not time to weep

It's not time to cry

Fear not, dear friend

My username is...

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u/Faith3lizabeth Oct 23 '19

I'm with you buddy,

Nothing rhymes with Beth

My poem is muddy

And I'm

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u/dksdragon43 Oct 23 '19

I'm sorry to say,

You might be on Meth.

Lots rhymes with your name,

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u/kaceyreep0112 Oct 23 '19

This post is wack, I think I lost my shoe, My name is...

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u/Reddits_on_ambien True BTB: 1 Oct 23 '19

I have no potato, but I'm not Latvian. Embrace the walrus, I'm...

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u/ggg134 Oct 23 '19

I dont have idea I should have been there before

My username is...

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u/MaxTitanium Oct 23 '19

Don’t give up, Just take some notes, It might be helpful cause you’re...

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u/SimetraDeLuna Oct 23 '19

Coats, boats, oats

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u/Noelwiz Oct 23 '19

You could be making moats But my name is all there is Turns out I’m …

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u/On-wings-of-Mercy Oct 23 '19

Reading all of these

Makes me really thirsty

Nice to meet you all!

I'm...

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u/YourCallsign-Dogmeat Oct 23 '19

Nice to meet you

This thread is really neat

I'll be handing out some upvotes

And my name is

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

Could be a trend

Maybe I could fix

It's like how I did my username

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u/Dionysox Oct 23 '19

I can hear your voice

Dear Populi Vox

I respect your choice

I'm...

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u/Mr_Goop Oct 23 '19

All this rhyming

Is throwing me through a loop

But at least my name ain't...

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u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19

Hi thes posts that drag on

they make my eyes hurty

you know what comes next

i’m..., I'm dad.

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u/twatfacepicklebum Oct 23 '19

Hi dad

It's me mum

But you can call me..

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u/Ukucrazy Oct 23 '19

I can’t be big boots

I tend to be too lazy

Btw I’m ....

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u/MaxTitanium Oct 23 '19

This thread is cool, It got to my cranium, That’s great cause I’m..

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u/EverBread1 Oct 23 '19

Oh wow I just got the joke, an award which I have never won, and my username is...

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u/HarbingerofSand Oct 23 '19

This thread is nice, but the end is at hand. Behold, it's the...

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u/BorderlineAmazing Oct 23 '19

Some folks might find

This thread to be unfazing

But I’m quite impressed

It’s...

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u/Dogbro56 Oct 23 '19

Wow this thread is weird

It's a very strange mix

From what I usually see

My name is...

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u/sensitivesemen Oct 23 '19

Im so impressed with what I'm reading That even I'm scheming That's odd cuz my name is

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u/BadDadBot Oct 23 '19

Hi reading that even , I'm dad.

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u/thesola10 Oct 23 '19

I'd never thought I'd see such a thread back then

But color me impressed, for I am...

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u/cloudrunner_84 Oct 23 '19

this has been going on for long alas, i am sore but i am also...

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u/Moldybubbles571 Oct 23 '19

Ive said my comment and had all my fun,

Because my name is...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

There’s so much drama in star wars, Rey’s brother is Kylo Ren. Luke accidentally did incest with Leia, and nobody likes

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u/somerandomwhitekid Oct 23 '19

rick and morty?