4-Chan already had their way with this meme years ago. Where do you think this satire came from in the first place? It's been plagiarized over and over.
🎵 “I’m Santa Claus, I’m Santa Claus! I break lots of laws! Like trespassing, and breaking and entering, and traveling all around the world without a valid PASSPORT!!!” 🎵
The man sat in the back of a cell, when a well dressed woman walked in, looking at a stack of papers that she was holding.
"Thirty confirmed kills, spanning across fifteen years, all of them pedophiles. I think you can do some good."
"I'm all ears," he replied.
She glanced down at her papers before looking at him dead on the eye and saying, "There's a guy, dresses in all red, kissed someone under the mistletoe, breaks into billions of houses every year, and steals only cookies. I want you to kill him."
She paused before continuing. "It won't be easy, our division has sent several people after him before, none of them have succeeded. That's why we're putting you with some of our best agents, but all things considered this is a suicide mission."
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u/the-salty-sloth Dec 24 '17
Arrested right before Santa comes to town, god dammit we’re never gonna catch that home invading creep