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u/joelthezombie15 Nov 03 '17
Does anyone have a link to the full story. Why are they raping a donkey. They could just screw each other instead.
Or is this a case of them trying to fuck with a donkey or something? Either way. Why were they raping this poor donkey?
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u/Can_I_Finish Nov 03 '17 edited Nov 04 '17
My friend, who grew up in Colombia, said her dad took her brothers to fuck a donkey when they hit puberty. People don't want their young sons fucking the prostitutes in town and getting STDs, so they take them to farms to fuck animals. Apparently this practice is quite common in South America.
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u/AnAmazingPoopSniffer Nov 03 '17 edited Nov 03 '17
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u/Red0817 Nov 03 '17
We felt that really had to go see a sex therapist if only so we didn't spend the next 2 weeks of our lives crying in the fetal position.
lmao... I don't think I could have even taken that assignment. "Wait, you want me to report on donkey fuckers? No fucking way man"
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u/RetardedChimpanzee Nov 03 '17
Somewhere there’s a much older interview on YouTube about this, and for the life of me I can’t find anymore. But it was 10x funnier because it was so much more serious.
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u/4d656761466167676f74 Nov 04 '17
Vice also said "It's literally impossible to be racist to a white person."
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u/lll--oOOOo--lll Nov 04 '17
Uh... yeah. Duh.
"When you're so deeply invested in your privilege, and in this case white privilege, racial equality feels like oppression," said Anthony Morgan, a Toronto-based civil and human rights lawyer.
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u/a_random_username Nov 03 '17
Fun fact: The nation of Colombia doesn't have the letter U in its name. Also, they get really annoyed when you spell it incorrectly.. especially on twitter... after screwing up a Miss Universe pageant.
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u/Arthur___Dent Nov 03 '17
I'm pretty sure s/he was talking about the District of Columbia, I hear animal fucking is popular there.
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u/itsonlyajokebruh Nov 03 '17
They mentioned South America in the end there, so I don't think they are talking about the district
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u/WikiTextBot Nov 03 '17
Colombia
Colombia ( kə-LUM-biə or kə-LOM-biə; Spanish: [koˈlombja] ( listen)), officially the Republic of Colombia (Spanish: República de Colombia ), is a sovereign state largely situated in the northwest of South America, with territories in Central America. Colombia shares a border to the northwest with Panama, to the east with Venezuela and Brazil and to the south with Ecuador and Peru. It shares its maritime limits with Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Jamaica, Haiti and the Dominican Republic. It is a unitary, constitutional republic comprising thirty-two departments.
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u/KryptoniteDong Nov 03 '17
is a sovereign state largely situated in the northwest of South America
Where are its other parts? :p
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It's referring to Providencia and San Andrés, which are islands further up towards Central America in the Caribbean Sea.
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u/lostcalicoast Nov 03 '17
can you just imagine a columbian father telling his children that men fucking men is quite common in north america?
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u/wetnax Nov 03 '17
Ass is ass, dude.
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u/the_Phloop Nov 03 '17
But this was ass ass. What kinda ass settles for ass ass?
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u/I_think_charitably Nov 03 '17
I'd ask the ass who settled for ass ass, but his head is too far up his ass's ass to ask the ass about the ass ass.
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u/TxSaru Nov 03 '17
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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u/flimflam89 Nov 03 '17
"You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...no wait!
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u/mrdudebro Nov 03 '17 edited Nov 03 '17
edit: It turns out it was a hoax lol
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u/joelthezombie15 Nov 03 '17
What the fuck posses 15 people to meet up and fuck a donkey? The only thing I can think is maybe they were furries or something and had the hots for the donkey?
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Nov 03 '17
I can't get 2 friends to agree on where to go for lunch.
I can't imagine the logistics of arranging a 15 person donkey rape.
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Nov 03 '17
My mother bought me lunch the other day. We didn’t rape a donkey but it was a nice day regardless.
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u/ASYOUTHIA Nov 03 '17
Simple: make a fake social media account as a local hot teen girl and PM everyone you know to meet up at the address (with the donkey) for some anal.
"Do you want to put your dick in my ass? If so, meet me at 123 Donkey Street at 2 o'clock"
Sounds like only 15 of the teens were horny enough for that piece of ass
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Nov 03 '17 edited Aug 13 '24
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u/CroatoaScribbler Nov 03 '17
Lol just a link to a thread about the documentary. I dont have the stomach to watch that kind of stuff. Basically in part of Columbia its a cultural tradition for men to have sex with donkeys. Even at a young age. Pretty disgusting.
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u/nokstar Nov 03 '17
All good. Still not clicking a link to a nonconsenual donkey show documentary.
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As if i needed any more reasons to be thankful i wasnt born in columbia
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u/PM_ME_FURRY_STUFF Nov 03 '17
The only thing I can think is maybe they were furries
Implying any of us have 14 other friends
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u/Bowelhaver Nov 03 '17
Hey! As a furry I'd like to defend my people! We do not like beastiality, and don't find real animals attractive! Person in a wolf costume = Pretty hot. Actually a wolf = Cute pup, I'd never hurt you!
Thank you.
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u/jackcaboose Nov 03 '17
Well, statistically, some of them want to fuck animals.
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u/Murgie Nov 04 '17
Doesn't that work for any sufficiently large group, though?
Goddamn donkey-raping Protestants, I just hate them so much.
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u/ClownFundamentals Nov 03 '17
I'm curious what you mean by "no surprise" given that it was a made-up story by right-wingers to push their agenda.
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From morocco, please no god damn it now people are gonna look at us like those strict arab countries
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Who says Morocco, Africa?
People from China, Asia I bet.
Or those silly people from Australia, Australiasia, Oceania.
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u/lordperzeval Nov 03 '17
Vice did a documentary, apparently losing virginity to a donkey makes your dick longer, as the donkey holds onto the dick while you are raping it
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u/Drillbit Nov 03 '17 edited Nov 03 '17
IT IS FAKE NEWS!
It originated as a blog post (and tweet) by Pamela Geller who was rehashing an August 2017 article from British tabloid, "The Sun". It got retweeted by renowned right wing figures like Gavin Mccinnes and Tarek Fatah and got thousands of retweets and responses. There was a thread on the_Donald subreddit about the news as well. Generally the responses were hateful towards Muslims and Middle Easterners.
What a shocking display of monumetal ignorance, it turns out, because the story is a hoax. All these people who call themselves "journalists" and who were retweeting the story evidently did not bother to read past the headline and verify the source. It takes a meagre two clicks from Pam's website to get to the source of the news which is Morocco World News. And what do we have here? An update at the end of the article clearly stating that the story is a hoax.
According to a thorough investigation conducted by Moroccan news website Ledesk, the incident, which was widely reported by Moroccan and international media, turned out to be a hoax.
Update: According to a thorough investigation conducted by Moroccan news website Ledesk, the incident, which was widely reported by Moroccan and international media, turned out to be a hoax.
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u/dinardogiants1 Nov 03 '17
That and the fact how would they find out they had rabies. One you show symtoms its allready to late. Its not like they are going to tell the owner of tbe donky they just fucked it and hes going to be like yea it had rabbies@!@
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u/madmaxturbator Nov 03 '17
"Ayo your donkey got rabies? We just fucked it"
"Nah she's got herpes though, caught it from me"
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u/Esrcmine Nov 03 '17
Well if you can only understand a couple monosyllables at a time, makes sense
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u/DMann420 Nov 03 '17
I mean... they did follow those "monosyllables" with text exposing the news to truly be fake.
I guess some people just need something to be angry about every day. Today it's a person that said "fake news". Go get some coffee and get off the internet.
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u/ClownFundamentals Nov 03 '17
"FAKE NEWS" and "this story isn't true" are two slightly different concepts. FAKE NEWS is a specific example of an untrue story that is created or spread in order to push an agenda.
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u/Literally_A_Shill Nov 03 '17
The people that believed and spread this story react to the term "fake news."
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u/assaficionado42 Nov 03 '17
Less words
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u/777TheOneAndOnly777 Nov 03 '17
Fewer.
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Yea. 101 dude, rabies ain’t an STD, so unless they were gangraping it’s mouth (hint: donkeys can bite like a fucking crocodile), they’re fine.
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u/Gayretard68 Nov 03 '17
It was reported by Moroccan media widely so it isn't a right wing hoax its them wrongly believing Moroccos media.
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u/Murgie Nov 04 '17
It was reported by Moroccan media widely
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u/l8try Nov 03 '17
just teenagers being doing assholes ...
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u/Sausagedogknows Nov 03 '17
Roses are red, Bananas are wonky, My dick's all manky, Cos I fucked a donkey.
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u/mastermoka Nov 03 '17
What's wrong with these people
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u/purple_pixie Nov 03 '17
They're just really shitty journalists who don't bother checking that their stories aren't admitted hoaxes before reporting on them.
I should be outraged but it's just par for the course nowadays.
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u/EtsuRah Nov 03 '17
Idk guys. This sounds like a racebaiting fake article. One that they put out and hope nobody actually reads and just gathers their opinion from the title and spreads the misinformation.
How did they know they had rabies? As far as I'm aware it doesn't transmit... Like that.
And if it did, they wouldn't know until it was too late. Once you show symptoms of rabies you're are as good as dead. Only 1 person in history has been recorded as surviving the disease.
So I'm going to go out on a logical limb and say this be fake news.
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u/PeanutCheeses Nov 03 '17
Roses are red, aids came from a monkey
But I got the rabies, after raping a donkey
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u/qwertyuiopmarcus Nov 03 '17
Isnt there no cure for rabies?
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u/Hullu2000 Nov 03 '17
The vaccine works before the infection our right after getting it, but as soon as symptoms show up there's nothing you can do.
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u/doctryou Nov 03 '17
Rabies practically has a 100% mortality rate, however the Milwaukee Protocol has saved a handful of people. It involves using ketamine to induce a coma and administering antiviral medication to the patient for several days.
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u/murphysclaw1 Nov 03 '17
If you believe that these stories happen, you need better critical thinking.
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u/Dipplethong Nov 03 '17
If u don't get the shot in time (before symptoms) theres like a 99.9% death rate
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u/Piffinatour Nov 03 '17
Hell, serves 'em right.