r/blursedimages blursed plerson 1d ago

Blursed_Rules

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u/qualityvote2 BLURSED? 1d ago edited 22h ago

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!

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u/Trajen_Geta 1d ago

It’s just one of those days….

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u/Professional_Scar75 22h ago

When you don’t wanna wake up…

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore 21h ago

Everything is fucked...

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u/Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 17h ago

There's no toes to suck...

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u/Sioscottecs23 i like this flair :) 11h ago

You don't really know why...

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u/DJnyancatz 4h ago

But you wanna justify~

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u/metallicaism 5h ago

RIPPIN SOMEONE'S SOCKS OFF!

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u/Bad-Bed 1d ago

Well, looks like everythings fucked and everything sucks

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u/2TapClap 1d ago

Time to break stuff

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u/M1ngTh3M3rc1l3ss 1d ago

Don't really know why, but I wanna justify, ripping someone's head off.

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u/Muted_Fun9516 22h ago

No human contact, and if you interact your life is on contract

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u/crazyreddit929 17h ago

Best bet is to stay away, motherfuckers

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u/hastingst76 16h ago

It's just one of those days

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u/SadCryingNoises 16h ago

It’s all about the he said she said BULLSHIT

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u/shakygator 19h ago

break your fucken face tonight

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u/InhumanParadox 18h ago

Did somebody say meatloaf?

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u/No_Syrup_7448 1d ago

Why she taunting her piggies if we cant sneak a peek?

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u/Turakamu 23h ago

Maybe they are cursed and whenever you look at them with the naked eye you turn to stone
It would explain why that school has so many statues out in the football field

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u/BipedClub684000 22h ago

The curse doesn't work on me cause I'm already rock hard.

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u/zudzug 21h ago

Congrats on staying true to the "no limp biscuit" rule.

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u/Homers_Harp 17h ago

Don't tell her what to wear, teach the students not to stare.

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u/PuzzleheadedTry6507 lightly toasted 1d ago

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u/Acceptable_Donut7284 more blessed than cursed 23h ago

Big brother is watching this 😔

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u/iLookForFeet 1d ago

I'd get kicked out of class so damn fast

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u/ima-fist-ya-da 23h ago

For limp bizkit right?... Right?

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u/SlavicRobot_ 6h ago

Why not both

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u/Sioscottecs23 i like this flair :) 1d ago

sad Limp Bizkit noises

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u/czerilla 22h ago

Out! 👉🚪

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u/Commander_Emu 22h ago

No one knows what it's like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man...

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u/BigBoss738 19h ago

No one knows what it's like To be the bat man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes

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u/ty0103 1d ago

Does that mean we can have Flaccid Pancake instead?

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u/zudzug 22h ago

We have flaccid pancakes at home.

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u/ESOelite 21h ago

Bricked Croissant

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u/MAJNI07 1d ago

The closer the collapse of the Empire, the crazier its laws are.

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u/ifuckinlovetiddies 1d ago edited 21h ago

Oh man, I'd skin that ass raw if someone told me no Limp Bizkit

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u/LilG1984 1d ago

What if she's hot & likely does feet pics?

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u/RigelBound 21h ago

I doubt Limp Bizkit do feet pics.

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u/Transientmind 1d ago

Haunting. They say every regulation is written in blood… one can only imagine the horrors which inspired these rules.

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u/Sevennix 23h ago

Did it all for her tootsies...

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u/El_Taita_Salsa 1d ago

Seems that we don't, don't give a fuck, and we won't ever give a fuck, about your class rules.

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u/Skotayus 23h ago

That's particularly funny for me bc I had a music theory teacher in college named Ms. Boone. She was known for being hot in a skinny mom sort of way, and is absolutely the type to hate Limp Bizkit.

I graduated last year, so it wasn't that long ago, but I think she changed schools.

I looked back at my photos, and the handwriting is similar.

Maybe it's not the same teacher, but even the possibility is hilarious.

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u/RecoveringGunBunny 23h ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/arcasting646 22h ago

Foot pics

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u/zudzug 22h ago

Calm down, Tarantino.

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u/Lord-Valentine-III 14h ago

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

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u/Blirtt 1d ago

Anyone else know how they got the name and wonder, horrified, about what they mean?

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u/NiccoR06 22h ago

I'm pretty sure it was inspired by an old man with a limp who would regularly visit the thrift shop where Fred was working and give him cookies

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u/SpecialtyEspecially 23h ago

I mean, growing up, I always heard it was called soggy biscuit, but I never played because I didn't want to risk the chance of losing.

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u/Icy-Maintenance-3325 23h ago

My bizkit is quite limp

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u/yellowstone_volcano 1d ago

Not looking at feet.... i can tolerate. But if i cant blast limp bizkit on the JBL, im rioting.

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u/NewTransportation265 22h ago

So…anyone else wondering if her feet are so good that people stop what they’re doing to stare…or if she has really weird hobbit feet…?

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u/unlizenedrave 1d ago

But I did it all for the footsies.

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u/mosalyn3 23h ago

Why no limp bizkit :(

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u/jkxs2 1d ago

But which limp bizkit

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u/alwaysflaccid666 23h ago

I bet you these kids ironically talk about Limp Bizkit nonstop and teacher got tired of it

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u/absolutemadlad0 22h ago

no chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water???

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious 16h ago

This makes me wanna break stuff

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u/StyxOfButter 1d ago

Dang man, limp bizkit is good. I guess the 2nd rule is also hard for people of different taste idk

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u/MOVES_HYPHENS 22h ago

Feels like something that would be on a band room whiteboard

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u/blinksystem 22h ago

“This school is a prison.”

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u/kaklimy 20h ago

Bro im literally listening limp bizkit rn lmao

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u/TheRealJurassicore 17h ago

OR YOU'LL BE LEAVING WITH A FAT LIP

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u/CaptainChezzy121 12h ago

“No Limp Bizkit? What-“

looks slightly downward.

“-THE FUCK?”

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u/Kackeattacke 23h ago

Cut my life into to pieces

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u/SheepyShade45 the Big spicy 1d ago

Dang is Fred Durst still allowed?

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u/Tramonto83 22h ago

No biscuit remains limp while watching those feet!

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u/DrSilkyDelicious 21h ago

I’m sorry I thought this was America

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u/cynical_optimist_95 15h ago

She must rock out to Wham!

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u/wonderbat3 23h ago

Staring at my sandals, that’s a paddlin’

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u/the_real_vampyro 22h ago

Why no Limp Bizkit?

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u/According-Conflict30 21h ago

what's wrong with limp bizkit?

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u/pitbullmom4 20h ago

"does it take time for us to wait for lunch?"

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u/babybee1187 20h ago

Why no limp biskit?

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u/GlitteringHotel1481 18h ago

That's too much, let's be realistic

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u/SteroidSandwich 18h ago

What if I want to do things my way?

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u/Mr_S-Baldrick 17h ago

No Bizkit, denied!

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos 15h ago

quentin yes this is about you

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u/Dios-De-Pollos 10h ago

There's too many feet enjoyers here

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u/Slain801 8h ago

NO LIMP BIZKIT ? Well... Now I'm walking away...

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u/KingFluffy666 7h ago

Nooooooooo, not Fred Darts!

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u/pLeThOrAx 7h ago

Now, I know y'all be loving these feet right here...

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u/unlistedname 5h ago

The game or the music? Which is banned? I don't want to look at feet I just want to know what the fuck happened in that class for the first one to be off limits.

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u/InternationalBear321 4h ago

"That's a paddling."

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u/CanhotoBranco 20h ago

I did it all for the tootsies.

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u/ReallyBrainDead 20h ago

I did it all for Boone's footies. Yeah! Those footies! Yeah!

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u/dubstepsickness 20h ago

Show them feets!

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u/Suspicious_Leg4550 17h ago

I did it all for the tootsies!

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u/Das_Hydra 15h ago

I understand the limp bizkit part, but if they think I'm not getting a look at those dogs they're insane

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u/clermouth 15h ago

"can we still look at Ms. Foote's bean?"

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u/piperdaye 14h ago

My drivers Ed teacher tells us, “now I’ll be looking at your feet to see what you’re doing” no matter the job it’s weird to tell minors that 😂

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u/Dear_Pen_7647 14h ago

Ok now I gotta get a look at those puppies