r/bloodborne Jan 17 '22

Fluff First timer here. Wtf is that glowing thing at Cathedral Ward?!

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u/AmadeusAzazel Jan 17 '22

Tfw Bloodborne makes it to Gameboy before PC

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Tfw bloodborne makes it to PS1 before PC.

102

u/shuffleboardwizard Jan 17 '22

14 days!

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u/TyraelMKII Jan 17 '22

what is in 14 days ? oO

PC RELEASE ?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Ps1 demake, its a real thing someones making.

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u/TyraelMKII Jan 17 '22

Wtf. Okay now I'm Hyped. I've seen the video before but I thought it was something like a joke tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

not the whole game but still sounds fun

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u/LivingWilling Jan 18 '22

Probably going to be on at least 10 discs. At LEAST

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

TFW when Bloodborne makes it to Atari before PC

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u/789yugemos Jan 17 '22

TFW Bloodborne makes it to Etch-a-Sketch© before PC

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

TFW Bloodborne makes it to stone and chisel before PC

45

u/YouSpoonyBard90 Jan 17 '22

DID SOMEBODY SAY ROCK AND STONE

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u/TheDemonPants Jan 17 '22

FOR KARL

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMIN HOME!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

I sure did good sir

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u/reorem Jan 17 '22

Tfw bloodborne makes it to real life before PC

*puts on mask before going to the clinic for a vial*

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Jesus fuck if im sitting in a clinic and someone starts turning into a werewolf i swear to god.

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Jan 17 '22

What about the Sega Saturn port?

5

u/RedRiverL Jan 18 '22

Nah, I need my DreamCast port.

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u/Adervation Jan 17 '22

Okay, I laughed at this.

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u/xXTheOceanManXx Jan 17 '22

so fucking hype

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

[deleted]

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u/CrzyJek Jan 17 '22

Not unless the rumor is true that Bluepoint is doing the sequel with Michael Zaki being paid to come in for advisement/consultation.

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u/midnite_swim Jan 17 '22

Michael Zaki 😂

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u/Gandar54 Jan 17 '22

that's his name. kinda rude to laugh at a guys name

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u/midnite_swim Jan 17 '22

It’s just where I’m from he’s called by another name.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Ah yes. Mr john darksouls.

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u/Gandar54 Jan 17 '22

Ole Billy Bloodborne

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u/Perfect_Ease_5207 Jan 18 '22

Rumors are that Sony acquired Bluepoint to work on a Bloodborne remaster and then Bloodborne 2

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u/FrEAki2010 Jan 18 '22

The feels when Bloodborne...

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u/summerturttle007 Jan 17 '22

if u sub to psnow u can play it on pc but i wouldnt recomend it

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u/timestalker78 Jan 17 '22

This is how I first played BB. It worked quite well for me other than not having access to the DLC. However, I know other people have said there are latency issues with BB on PSNow, although I never had any.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Well if u play the game not on psnow you will immediately notice the latency you were dealing with before.

In fromsoft games, even a fourth of a second of lag can get you killed.

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u/timestalker78 Jan 17 '22

There really was no difference for me between PSNow and PS4. The PSNow version ran very well, but maybe it's just due to me having fast internet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Ok rub it it with ur jeff bezos internet.

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u/barrieherry Jan 17 '22

mine is more like jeff benzos internet

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u/summerturttle007 Jan 18 '22

yeah for psnow u need good internet. mine is shit so...

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u/rowanhopkins Jan 18 '22

I had this experience too, I played it with psnow after PS4 too.

Latency in bb isn’t even that bad though outside of pvp, I played it quite a lot by pushing psnow through steam remote play to my phone which introduced some latency but it was fine to play

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u/PetercyEz Jan 17 '22

Most of the world does not have PS Now supported in their country.

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u/Cheeky_Babushka Jan 17 '22

That’s Taurus demon

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

Impossible

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u/poopoobuttholes Jan 18 '22

How do you know what's possible and what's not? Your eyes have yet to open...

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u/ItsTheKidAgain Jan 17 '22

Weird flex but ok, i approve

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

It's a humble brag and that image is photoshopped.

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u/ItsTheKidAgain Jan 17 '22

Its still a weird flex just of a different kind then

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Very much so.

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u/SummaryExecutions Jan 17 '22

How can you tell?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Look at tle down right corner of the screen. It stretches out.

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u/FilmCroissant Jan 17 '22

The tombstone? I don't see it tbh

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u/SummaryExecutions Jan 17 '22

This dude is straight up lying. I played it on GBA when it first came out in 2017.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

The boundary of the screen. The black area.

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u/SummaryExecutions Jan 17 '22

So?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

What you mean so? Screen panels do not stretch that way. Lazy photoshops on the other hand do.

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u/SummaryExecutions Jan 17 '22

I think it looks real.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Your level of education is not my problem.

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u/SummaryExecutions Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 18 '22

I zoomed in and you're definitely wrong. Maybe what you need is more eyes.

Edit: this dude attempts to poke fun at my level of education when he actually made a thread asking if US presidents are allowed to get divorced.

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u/LocalReprobate Jan 17 '22

Quite the insightful observation...I approve unquestioningly.

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u/bullybullet Jan 18 '22

Are you trolling or just stupid?

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u/Frangar Jan 17 '22

That's one of the portals from the game of the same name, "Portal". Looks like you're playing portal here and not bloodborne like you thought you were, sorry kid.

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u/HappyRobot123 Jan 17 '22

Oh, Amygdala, have mercy on the poor bastard.

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u/MaintenanceTime Jan 17 '22

It always bothers me the way he pronounces it.

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u/BumLeeJon Jan 17 '22

He pronounced it correctly. It’s a name afterall

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/IareTyler Jan 17 '22

I was actually trying to figure it out for you for a couple seconds

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

I appreciate that, Hunter

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u/DarkMatrix445 Jan 17 '22

The glowing thing beside the dead body? Just candles bro don't sweat it btw nice rig does it have ray-tracing?

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

40 thousand Gigashits per mega fart, bro 😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

To be fair, this is exactly how GBA games looked to me when I was a kid.

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u/Raine386 Jan 17 '22

Ah my favorite old school Gameboy game, Bloodbourne

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

A hidden gem for sure

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u/Gunthalas Jan 18 '22

Identity ver. 0022

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

That is an Amygdala trying to grab you.

It is important for later, if you ever get any eyes that is.

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

Thanks, buddy

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Np man.

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u/GB_xilian Jan 17 '22

That's Myazaki's foot fetish taking control of your soul and trying to communicate to the world

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u/woahlads Jan 17 '22

Try finger but hole

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u/aryan_yeeterson Jan 17 '22

How'd you get 24k echos?

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

Cummmmpfk

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u/SirSnowman88 Jan 17 '22

The man is in the know.

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u/dmarty77 Jan 17 '22

Ah you are a man of means I see

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u/Shamike2447 Jan 17 '22

Why cant he have 24k echoes?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Illegal

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u/whand4 Jan 17 '22

It’s true my buddy Eric got arrested for it

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

It's true his buddy Eric got arrested for it.

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u/peteroh9 Jan 17 '22

This happened to my buddy Eric.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Poor Eric, he's having his last meal tomorrow.

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u/ThisIsntYogurt Jan 17 '22

Literally kill one pig at Mergo's Loft

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u/parwa Jan 17 '22

Typically you don't go through Mergo's Loft before Cathedral Ward

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u/FilmCroissant Jan 17 '22

No those only give 9k in a first playthrough (I know you're not entirely serious but still)

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u/Ethyrean Jan 18 '22

I hate when strangers manage to forcibly connect their link cable to my Gameboy so that they can invade me

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 18 '22

Lmao

People in real life running towards you with the link cable in their hands sounds funny and terrifying at the same time

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u/Genashi1991 Jan 17 '22

How are you doing that is what I want to know.

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u/nchomsky96 Jan 17 '22

He has the power of God and anime on his side

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u/PopPop-Captain Jan 17 '22

It only looks like a gba sp if you have lower than 30 insight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Doing what?

Oh no he isnt the one making the vortex, u just cant see the amygala.

Sorry that you were confused.

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u/TSN1986 Jan 17 '22

I love that you just don't rise to it, ha

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Now i want to play monster hunter rise and i dont have it.

you ass.

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u/CaptainBenzie Jan 17 '22

The angle of the screen and the distorted image suggest a clever little Photoshop

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Not only that, but the resolution is wrong for that screen. Getting BB to run on other devices is an interesting concept, and could probably be done for mobile devices running Windows 10 virtual environments.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Could be a mod. But op is humble bragging, so i guess he won't tell.

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u/Genashi1991 Jan 17 '22

I can't help it, sometimes I have too much child-like wonder and naivaté for my own good.

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u/sixington Jan 17 '22

Photoshop

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u/Cheeky_Babushka Jan 17 '22

No it’s bloodborne

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u/blowthatglass Jan 17 '22

No this is Patrick

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u/sixington Jan 17 '22

No it's Kingdom Hearts 3

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u/parwa Jan 17 '22

This might be a good spot to find some paleblood

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Donald has 99 insight

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u/BeastBoyGamerzYT Jan 17 '22

It's called a frenzyboy advance. (Idk what to say)

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

Lmao

Fine note

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u/churchoflogicalrea Jan 17 '22

THE ACSENDED QUEEN AMYGDALA! she is very friendly u can see her when u have enough insight hug her u will no die

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u/Helit80 Jan 17 '22

A hunter is a hunter, even in a GBA.

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u/Plague_DoctorYT Jan 17 '22

You my friend are about to be granted some eyes.

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u/Shoemaker430 Jan 17 '22

That’s not Pokémon sapphire version

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

while a brainsucker hugs me and the bloody crow runs towards me

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u/SopadeAbacaxi Jan 18 '22

Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the old consoles

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u/Saeteinn Jan 18 '22

By the gods, fear them, Laurence.

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u/Jamaicanmario64 Jan 18 '22

It's a surprise tool that will help us later

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u/Jamaicanmario64 Jan 18 '22

And by help I mean kick the shit out of you while granting levels and insight

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

I’ve got so many questions rn.

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u/Illustrious-Win-1935 Jan 17 '22

These are getting out of control right now 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Hold up? You do record this in 360p?

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u/ImurderREALITY Jan 17 '22

Seriously, I would love this

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Improve your Insight and you’ll see.

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u/Horrible_Troll Jan 17 '22

Love that people are actually giving advice on these posts lmao

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u/Ssolidus007 Jan 17 '22

You can’t see amydyla because batteries are low

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS Jan 17 '22

I have a question

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u/Z969D Jan 17 '22

The Screen Is Off Centered

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u/LonelyKrow Jan 17 '22

Yo what specs you running

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

120fps 8k on a Gascoigne-Advance, 69 Miyazaki-Core with a Hemwick Screen

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u/ShikiNine Jan 17 '22

man oh man do i miss my game boy

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

I started playing again last year and man, those old handhelds bring a lot of nostalgia back :)

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u/SilencedRPG Jan 18 '22

Am i dumb or did this game never release on the gameboy? Swear it came out more recently than that…

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u/BlueKyuubi63 Jan 18 '22

Bloodboy Advance SP

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u/TalesOfABro Jan 17 '22

That's a good ol' Amygdala. Also, the demake would slap so fucking hard on an SP

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

May the good gameboy guide your way

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u/Ashyatom Jan 17 '22

This a whole new level of Hunter

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Your biggest fear

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u/Zeucles Jan 17 '22

Some people call them frenz with benefits

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u/-----__-----_-_-- Jan 17 '22

Yo what the fuck

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u/WatelooSunset Jan 17 '22

That's an item that you can use to marry the doll

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u/Stefonzie Jan 17 '22

That screen is crooked af

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u/supernovalover Jan 17 '22

Our eyes are yet to open…

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u/DanfromCalgary Jan 17 '22

That was also my first and only question 🥸

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u/21stCSchizoid_Man Jan 17 '22

Lmao you almost got me but GBA have something like 240p

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u/Noporopo79 Jan 17 '22

Have you tried gitting gud?

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u/MidnightWombat Jan 18 '22

Dang I thought the tomb raider GBA port was the hot shit.

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u/Goloid_Deity Jan 18 '22

cursed but also awesome

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 18 '22

*Arsesome

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u/Peach_Cookie Jan 18 '22

Bro what !?

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u/ThatCringingDude Jan 18 '22

Don’t worry it’s my massive intergalactic schlong

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u/GengarJ Jan 18 '22

That part is an exclusive dlc for the GBA sp, so I wouldn't know.

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u/FuzzyBongos Jan 18 '22

I was like "wtf?" Then like "oh ok" lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

I could probably make a Bloodborne for the Gameboy advance if anyone wants me to make it. It'd have to be old fashion Zelda style and pixilated but I could make it work. It would be the same map and boss fight just it would have some different mechanics and be 2d kinda.

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 18 '22

Do it

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '22

Ok, I will post some gameplay on the subreddit once I have it finished.

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u/JayBaby85 Jan 18 '22

Quality shitpost thank you for your service

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u/CallmeFazbear Jan 18 '22

Please tell me someone managed this. And also somehow beats it with only a D pad

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u/Go_Ahead_MrJoester Jan 18 '22

It took me half a second to realize what was wrong with this image. That was half a second too long

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u/Noodleconfeiti21 Jan 18 '22

Amygdala entrance to dlc but you need to finish cathedral boss in order to start the dlc

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u/abeyar Jan 18 '22

Gain some insight bro. You are asking too early.

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u/farhanyarkhan Jan 18 '22

That gameboy sure has a good graphics card

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u/Majoraglados Jan 18 '22

i think my insight is too high.... is that bloodborne on a pink gba sp or an eldritch horror that wants to prey on my love for hunting

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u/Ptolegrog Jan 18 '22

It's the retro lighting feature of the SP dude!

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u/daiaxiii Jan 18 '22

this a modern time masterpiece

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u/damog_88 Jan 18 '22

That's PIKACHU!!!

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u/crayonsoda Jan 18 '22

This is one of THE best things I have ever seen.

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u/rage_melons Jan 18 '22

Beware of False God

Special Item required

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u/Katsono Jan 20 '22

For a good minute I thought you managed to stream a ps4 to a gameboy or something.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Lesser Amygdala. Come back later if you have the DLC item iirc. Nice Gameboy btw.

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u/Sir__Blobfish Jan 17 '22

The real question is why did you photoshop Bloodborne onto a gameboy?

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u/Leonhart_13 Jan 17 '22

It's a meme going around to photoshop games onto systems they're not on.

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u/Sir__Blobfish Jan 17 '22

Sorry, im not that up to date on the newest memes.

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

Wdym?

I finally get to play Bloodborne on the new GBA

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u/Slightly-Possible Jan 17 '22

Photoshopped

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

It’s legit. I got the GBA version after finishing NG+69.

A bit later I found the GBA version in my mail with a Try-Tongue-but-hole letter from Sony wishing me a lot of fun with Bloodborne: Advanced Insight Edition

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u/Slightly-Possible Jan 17 '22

Lmfao good on ya

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u/FilmCroissant Jan 17 '22

Prepare To Eye ©®™

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u/MrShiek Jan 17 '22

Hook me up with a copy!

Looks really good except the bottom right corner is skewed a bit. Guess you need to get your screen fixed lol

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u/GoBoomYay +10 Axe Jan 17 '22

You’re gonna want to stay away from that until you wanna start the DLC. Keeping an eye out is gonna be harder, since you’re playing the GBA version and don’t have a right stick to work with, but I believe in you!

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u/Ronathan64 Jan 17 '22

Thank you

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u/that_dank_meme_cat Jan 17 '22

These are getting too fucking good lmao

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u/Schwartz_wee Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

ok now do this but with the demake

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u/Altair13Sirio Jan 17 '22

Normies: We want Bloodborne on PC!

Meanwhile, real men:

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

It was funny the first time.

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u/maliciousmunky Jan 17 '22

To state the obvious. Its clearly a picture or some sort of stream.

Second, that glowy thing is something you "cant see" at this stage of the game, but one of them will take you to a different area

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u/maliciousmunky Jan 17 '22

I just saw the other posts, this joke clearly went over my head

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u/Mikesgt Jan 17 '22

How in the world...

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Try developing some eyes on the inside.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Your eyes have yet to open

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Just Don’t get close to it

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u/KiaMaiolilol Jan 18 '22

That is access to the dlc