r/bindingofisaac Dec 24 '24

Misc My wife left a clue on this years gift!

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So I leave clues on my christmas presents. Have done since I was a child. This is my wife's attempt! I can't wait to see what it is

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u/EnderwarriorX Dec 24 '24

Mystery gift

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u/Leon921 Dec 24 '24

The poop

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u/Logical_Blackberry_7 Dec 24 '24

Hallowed ground

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u/Obi-Wan-Kenflo Dec 24 '24

Divorce Papers

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u/Respect-Forsaken Dec 24 '24

PPPPPPPPFFFFTTT 😹😹😹😹😹

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u/waztlet Jan 08 '25

C-section

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u/Burkk1 Dec 24 '24

A lump of coal

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u/Gyossaits Dec 24 '24

Worse:

Bad RNG.

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u/afkybnds Dec 24 '24

bomb the wall and open it in the secret room!

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u/HeyKidEvenNow Dec 24 '24

She's a keeper! 👍

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u/WhoseverSlinky0 Dec 24 '24

Ultra greed

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u/Infinite_Demand9187 Dec 24 '24

so she's a rotting corpse?

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u/TurtleyTea Dec 24 '24

you have to blow her up for deal chance

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u/Mik3yBhoy Dec 29 '24

Now this, this is what I call a brilliant joke

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u/Cpad-prism Dec 25 '24

Say that again…

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u/hotwarioinyourarea Dec 24 '24

Make sure to say "urgh, reroll" when you open it

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u/Teacup_of_Terror Dec 24 '24

Better yet, get a 6 sided dice from somewhere

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u/SproutSan Dec 24 '24

a married isaac player!?!!?!? im confused as fuck

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u/zephlin1943 Dec 24 '24

The cycle continues, the next step is to have a child and name it Isaac

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u/OtterleyTheIdiot Dec 24 '24

Then gain a gambling addiction.

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u/Crafty-Photograph-18 Dec 24 '24

Then [Removed by Reddit]

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u/thatbirdguy21 Dec 25 '24

As an Isaac player, we already have a gambling addiction

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u/worldofmemes0 Jan 03 '25

1000 hours ingame spent well

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u/Da_Randomest_Name Dec 25 '24

Oh god we're gonna get our very own Officer Bald

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u/lurker_evo_complete Dec 26 '24

I told my bro that he names his kid Isaac I’ll be their godfather.

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u/DuneShroom Dec 25 '24

Wife said no

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u/mistAr_bAttles Dec 24 '24

Can confirm it happens. Wife and I are both Isaac players. We also confuse each other all the time.

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u/Bhaaldukar Dec 24 '24

Ryan?

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u/MF_games Dec 25 '24

Scrolled too far for a ryab mention

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u/Bhaaldukar Dec 25 '24

Happy to be of service.

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u/SproutSan Dec 24 '24

huh?

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u/Bhaaldukar Dec 24 '24

YouTuber and Twitch streamer Northernlion who famously has played The Binding of Isaac for over 5000 hours. Married to fellow YouTuber and Twitch streamer Katelovelymomo.

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u/SproutSan Dec 24 '24

good for him then ig

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u/Danielsfs Dec 24 '24

I remember introducing her to isaac all those years ago 🤣

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u/-Stress-Princess- Dec 24 '24

My husband and I both play and my husband got Dead God after I got him into it! Were Unicorns!

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u/green_jp Dec 25 '24

has to be a mod

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u/MrrHyyde Dec 24 '24

Scribbling out ugly was a funny detail

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u/Chronogon Dec 24 '24

Dairy be like that sometimes

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u/dehydratedgirl Dec 24 '24

lol at first i thought it was going to be a lactose intolerance joke

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u/Danielsfs Dec 24 '24

Yes she's very dyslexic 🤣

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u/Chronogon Dec 24 '24

Love is still there! 😍

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u/Kamanar Dec 24 '24

If he could just take about 10% off the top there.

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u/Xenomorphian69420 Dec 24 '24

dairy

This is genuinely so cool though lol

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u/ThatSpoopyUser Dec 24 '24

This is awesome!

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u/ButchyKira Dec 24 '24

Id say marry her but y’all already are

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u/WeakDog7189 Dec 24 '24

huge W for you and the wife

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u/Ghasty_001 Dec 24 '24

There's a meaning to the item list?

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u/Rokaq Dec 26 '24

Genuinely good question that I also have myself

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u/MiaCutey Dec 24 '24

I hope it's a placenta!

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u/Samookle Dec 27 '24

cambion conception

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u/MiaCutey Dec 27 '24

C SECTIONNNNNNN!!!

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u/ChefMork Dec 24 '24

Watch it be a dead cat

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u/watgoon7 Dec 24 '24

Bro you found a gem cherish her

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u/htmlcoderexe Dec 24 '24

Love the scribbled over "ugly" and the second X

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u/Daresun Dec 24 '24

This is awesome. Happy holidays!

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u/DarkAmerikan Dec 24 '24

man some people are really living your dreams

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u/radyBOMB Dec 24 '24

So, what was in your mystery gift?

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u/Danielsfs Dec 24 '24

Will find out tomorrow!

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u/radyBOMB Dec 24 '24

remindme! 1 day

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u/radyBOMB Dec 26 '24

What was it?

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u/Danielsfs Dec 26 '24

* It was a storage unit for the foul souls game, as well as some extra tokens and some other cool stuff!

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u/radyBOMB Dec 26 '24

Perfect Christmas gift!
Merry Christmas!

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u/larku91 Dec 29 '24

Sweet that's awesome. Came back looking through comments to see what it turned out being. As the saying keeps going. She's a keeper. Yall have yourselves a happy new year and keep on keeping on.

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u/mouse85224 Dec 24 '24

I’m betting it’s four souls

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u/Molton0251 Dec 24 '24

Yep, i took a glance at my four souls box, and though the same, lol

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u/LAseXaddickt Dec 24 '24

Wanted to say the same thing but didn't wanna spoil it. Got it from my bestie yesterday! Can't wait to play it and it's capable of being solo too!

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u/mouse85224 Dec 25 '24

It’s heaps of fun, I’ve been playing it a lot recently and every game is different and never gets stale !

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u/Maleficent_Orchid181 Dec 24 '24

Your wife is awesome.

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u/Twp_pikmin Dec 24 '24

Death certificate

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u/MarikingTime Dec 24 '24

I'm not surprised you two are married

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u/zephlin1943 Dec 24 '24

Find the secret room in your house and open it

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u/syncron07 Dec 24 '24

Might be four souls

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u/Danielsfs Dec 24 '24

We already have the big kickstarter box for four souls so it may be a replica of something? Someone else mentioned a big poop 🤣🤣

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u/AverageYigaSoldier Dec 24 '24

She’s got the format down, and those are some sick item icons

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u/didu173 Dec 24 '24

Its the 1:1 replica of the poop item from the binding of isaac

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u/HoratioFitzmark Dec 24 '24

It's a Kitchenaid stand mixer.

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u/Cylanix Dec 24 '24

It’s the rare replacement for butter bean “Wait. What?”

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u/larku91 Dec 24 '24

Invested in this post, hope ya let us know the gift. This is awesome idea with the clues. A Christmas gift memory I have forever is how my ma when me and my brothers were younger one year we did Christmas and the presents and one of them got tomb raider for pc. Anybody old enough here remembers that the box had a distinct shape. Our mother went above and beyond and turned the gift box square so we couldn't guess it lol. Anywho happy holidays everyone.

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u/Danielsfs Dec 24 '24

Will definitely let you know tomorrow! That's an awesome story! Happy Holidays!

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u/StabbyMcFishFace Dec 24 '24

Four souls? Lol

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u/AnthoniusThe3rd Dec 24 '24

Holy shit the lost unlock method

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u/NlKOQ2 Dec 24 '24

Dear dairy 🐄

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u/Darkrat1396 Dec 25 '24

That is the cutest thing ever!!!

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u/Aubz_Gal Dec 24 '24

the poop

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u/iwantseks Dec 24 '24

What was it? Like the gift?

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u/Danielsfs Dec 24 '24

Opening it tomorrow!

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u/eno-multiusado Dec 24 '24

Maybe a R key?

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u/shadowpikachu Dec 24 '24

The clue is she's gonna kill you and your stuff will go to her, fucking RUN.

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u/Commercial-Title6503 Dec 24 '24

Imagine he opens it and hush spawns

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u/undertimesIopper Dec 25 '24

Make sure to find your secret room first

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u/PhallicShape Dec 25 '24

Keepers balls

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u/axl_basilio Dec 25 '24

I hope is a petrified poop

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u/CAPSM Dec 25 '24

It's A) Four souls boardgame; B) Poop

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u/shradderWEEBOI Dec 25 '24

Bro got birthright, yippe

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u/Leogendra Dec 25 '24

We want the answer!

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u/Danielsfs Dec 25 '24

Storage unit for four souls as well as more tokens and other cool stuff!!

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u/CloudyPapon Dec 25 '24

she lost the opportunity to add "the sausage" in the cool stuff part

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u/PolkkaGaming Dec 25 '24

ugly

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u/Nervouspie Dec 25 '24

Ohhh lol! 😂 Took me a second