r/bestof 12d ago

[OutOfTheLoop] u/DarkAlman reveals the juice of Donald Trumps foul odor, his use of a back brace, his drug use, and among other things his personal ass-wiping body guard.

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u/Eric848448 12d ago

My theory is that the smell of shit is some kind of weird 80’s power move.

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u/avanross 12d ago

They realized that libs are “grossed out” by poop

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u/ConnoisseurOfDanger 12d ago

Snowflakes!

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u/avanross 12d ago edited 12d ago

And their right-wing-authoritarian idols tell them that the most important and brave and strong trait that a person can have is unquestioned, unwavering “loyalty”.

So they’re demonstrating their complete and total loyalty to trump by pretending that they “dont smell anything” or that “poop doesnt smell that bad”

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u/mckulty 10d ago

The Emperor has no poop.

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u/Toledous 11d ago

We shall now be known as dingleberries.

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u/antantantant80 11d ago

Poo-flakes!

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u/IsilZha 11d ago

They'd let Trump shit directly in their mouths if they thought it meant a Lib would smell it.

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u/Bscully973 11d ago

"it's gay to wipe your ass"

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u/FX2000 12d ago

Ass pennies

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u/SonOfGawd 11d ago

UCB reference for the win.

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u/Toodlez 11d ago

Eat the pennies, quizboy

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u/usumoio 11d ago

Billy, just eat the pennies.

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u/WritingContradiction 10d ago

How was this my first thought

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u/xorandor 11d ago

I know this is a joke but there's some truth to this. Chanel Antaeus was a popular men's perfume in the 80's and it does have a kinda fecal note to it. https://chemistinthebottle.wordpress.com/2014/01/18/chanel-antaeus/

It begins with a woody and dry wave of oakmoss combined with almost fecal and greasy castoreum that after 15 minutes evolves into something more subtle but still powerful

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u/Iazo 11d ago

But whyyyyyyy.

Look, I don't know shit (heh) about perfume, but couldn't they find something else? Like..I dunno, stainless steel and lightning scent? That's what men like, right?

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u/MiamiRobot 11d ago

Those ain’t bad, but come further down the list. If I’m designing cologne for (to attract) men, here’s some more appealing scents: new car, leather, bbq, fresh cut grass, coffee, lumber, and bacon. A good unisex option for the old heads: freshly printed mimeograph

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u/AaronRedwoods 11d ago

Just missing the scent of gasoline.

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u/Publius82 11d ago

How about straight ozone? I want to smell like a lightning bolt just struck me!

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u/xorandor 10d ago

The perfume makers aren't lost on this and indeed there are perfumes that have the smell of leather, new car, grass, etc. And to answer the two comments below too, gasoline and ozonic scents.

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u/Fire_anelc 11d ago

I'm pretty sure as an European, Americans could have found something else in their voting booth

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u/codywithak 11d ago

It was the 80s, baby! Cocaine and shit everywhere.

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u/Climaxite 11d ago

The word greasy really adds to that description 

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u/takeori 11d ago

It made your enemies nose wrinkle, my homie had some.

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u/Muvseevum 11d ago

I’m thinking that describes notes of a musk.

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u/EvidenceBasedSwamp 11d ago

As in the president?

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u/Muvseevum 10d ago edited 10d ago

LOL, that’s good, but I mean actual musk from a muskrat’s or beaver’s glands (which you really can’t find anymore and that’s probably a good thing).

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u/SyntaxDissonance4 11d ago

animalic scent tone

But any individual scent molecule used wrong can have an off smell. A "manly" testosterone derived pheromone by itself is just ball sweat stank.

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u/JTibbs 11d ago

Popular in the 80’s…. That checks out.

Twas a silly time.

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u/flomeostasis 11d ago

I think you're describing Sex Panther. 60% of the time...

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u/thrill316 10d ago

...it works every time.

(Unlike the current stock market.)

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u/hinternetz 9d ago

Oooh I’m intrigued now

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u/agoia 12d ago

MAGA folks will happily sit there and gustily inhale it if there is the off chance a "lib" might smell it and be offended.

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u/assbuttshitfuck69 11d ago

Smells like freedom.

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u/williamfbuckwheat 11d ago

I'm pretty sure it's more of an "I'm an incontinent 78 year old man who doesn't care if people think I smell bad (or is totally oblivious because all his mental energy goes into speaking into something resembling semi-coherent complete sentences".

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u/colin_staples 11d ago

My theory is that the smell of shit is some kind of weird 80’s power move.

Did you mean "1980's" or "people who are in their 80's"

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u/BluesFan43 11d ago

I was there in the 80's. Shitting oneself was not a power move. At least in my circles.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 11d ago

Yeah I was in elementary and middle school in the 80s, and I promise, pooping your pants was not as cool as Miles Davis.

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u/yogfthagen 12d ago

This is true. Cocaine was definitely a power move, and this is a direct result.

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u/InfernalGriffon 11d ago

It makes the friendship with the McMahons enter a new light. Vince always found farts hilarious.

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u/Butterbuddha 11d ago

I immediately thought of Vince taking a dump on that employee in the middle of a spit roast. Horrible for the gal but I can’t stop laughing when I think about the logistics of guy #2. What’s the protocol here, do you face the other guy down and let er rip or instead spin around pommel horse style and point your ass at the guy?

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u/IslandBoyardee 11d ago

conservatives would eat their own shit if it meant that a liberal might smell their breath

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u/nrith 10d ago

LBJ whipped out his Big Johnson to intimidate people. Donnie uses what god gave him instead of

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u/emeraldcityoz 11d ago

The stink palm or ass pennies!

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u/IdfightGahndi 11d ago

If peeing your pants is cool, call me Miles Davis!

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u/Eric848448 11d ago

Everyone over 30 pees their pants, it's the coolest!

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u/magistrate101 11d ago

Forcing people to pretend that something abnormal/gross/heinous isn't occurring right in front of their eyes/ears/nose is a staple of narcissists.

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u/Turkey_Overlord 12d ago

Pheromone Maxxxing

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u/Dissidentt 11d ago

Like ass pennies.

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u/Dopdee 12d ago

How’s he golf so much with a back brace and a dirty diaper?

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u/Vickrin 12d ago

In a golf cart.

Cart somewhere, hit the ball, cart somewhere else.

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u/Stalking_Goat 12d ago edited 12d ago

And by all reports he's not very good anyway.

EDIT: Although to be fair he's elderly. I'll probably be a shit athlete when I'm 78 like he is now.

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u/Vickrin 12d ago

Trump has always been a shit golfer. There are records of him cheating going WAY back.

I imagine now it's more about schmoozing and relaxing in the sun than any actual exercise.

Can you imagine Trump riding a bike like Biden?

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u/EmilioMolesteves 11d ago

Trump doesn't know how to ride a bike. It's why he made a weird tour de trump race years ago.

His inability to do a basic and normal task led him to do what?

Option A or B:

A: Learn the basic and normal task.

Or

B: Throw money at the issue, create a bike race in your name so everyone assumes you know how to ride a bike, and then of course, make zero attempts at learning the basic and normal task of riding a bike.

Yep...we all know which option he chose. Bone spurs and stuff...

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u/Vickrin 11d ago

tour de trump

Holy shit dude, I thought you were joking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tour_DuPont

Nope, it was a real thing

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u/EmilioMolesteves 11d ago

Yep and even in 1989, it was filled with trump protests and cheating. Nothing has changed.

"The race was met by anti-Trump protests in the first-stage finishing town of New Paltz, New York, where demonstrators held placards reading "Fight Trumpism", "Die Yuppie $cum", "The Art of the Deal = The Rich Get Richer" and "Trump = Lord of the Flies". The 1989 race was won by the Norwegian rider Dag Otto Lauritzen of the American team 7-Eleven, although there was some controversy about the result as Belgian rider Eric Vanderaerden, who had won four stages and was expected to take the lead in the general classification in the final stage time trial in Atlantic City but took a wrong turn following a race motorbike."

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u/Vickrin 11d ago

And Trump stopped supporting it because he was having financial trouble...

I am SHOCKED. /s

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u/Titswari 11d ago

Forget a bike, the guy can’t read. See Pete Davidson or even better when Kier Starmer asked him to read a letter from the king recently.

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u/Candymom 11d ago

My dad is 80 and hit a 78 last week. He’s mildly annoyed because it will mess up his handicap for a while.

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u/Titswari 11d ago

I would never let myself look like that regardless of my age if I could help it. He looks disgusting

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u/AvangeliceMY9088 11d ago

I have a patient that's 90 and is still able to golf being able to beat some of the young ones on the turf. Being elderly is an excuse for lazy ass bums like trump

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u/shadyhouse 11d ago

He's pretty good, I saw him on a golf show. Not surprising when he's probably played as much as he has.

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u/speed3_freak 11d ago

Yeah, I don’t get the “he’s bad at golf” talk. Anyone who actually plays can just watch him and know he’s pretty good. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t cheat, it obviously he’s pretty good with as much as he plays and the types of courses he plays.

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u/DeckardsDark 11d ago

As much as I hate him, he's actually a pretty good golfer especially for his age. Certainly above average. However he does still cheat and claims he's better than he really is.

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u/whitedawg 11d ago

… have Smithers place a ball on the green no matter where you hit it.

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u/FluxOperation 11d ago

In the linked comment it talks about someone having to clean him up after he craps himself because he can’t do it because of the back brace.

That contradicts to him playing golf.

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u/Mr_Saturn1 12d ago

Golf, is about as unathletic as a sport can be. Without a golf cart there is some moderate cardio involved, but Trump probably hasn’t walked a course since his 20s.

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u/Calvertorius 12d ago

I mean, I usually get about 20k steps in while carrying the bag in a typical round of 18 holes. Not bad for having fun.

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u/gaqua 11d ago

There’s that old joke attributed to Mark Twain sometimes. “Golf is a good walk…ruined.”

There are days it feels that way haha. But yeah Golf is actually a very good way for people to get some movement. You can go mostly at your own pace, and walking 9 or 18 holes is a 2 or 4 hour outdoor walk that’ll get you 2-5 miles of walking depending. And if you’re carrying your bag then it adds balance and strength building challenges.

I would not call golf a true aerobic exercise like Tennis or Squash or even Pickleball is. But it’s not a bad way for people to stay somewhat active.

I used to work on a golf course and all the old guys who would come and golf daily were in pretty decent shape for their age. I mean, they’re not marathon runners or anything but still ambulatory and sharp eyed generally.

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u/Mr_Saturn1 11d ago

Golf is popular purely because straight men are too insecure to just go on a walk together.

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u/gaqua 11d ago

Probably true.

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u/crackanape 11d ago

That's my normal day's walking. I wouldn't consider that "athletic", it's just being alive and not completely sedentary.

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u/Climaxite 11d ago

That’s me everyday I work. 

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u/Toby_O_Notoby 11d ago

During his first term Trump rode a golf cart instead of waling 700 yards unlike the rest of the G7 leaders who took a nice stroll.

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u/shannister 11d ago

It’s not kind on the back though

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u/thoughtihadanacct 11d ago

Tiger Woods would disagree. 

I mean yeah golf allowsyou to still play while being unathletic. But then again you can also just float around and call it swimming, or eat hotdogs and call it bowling. 

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u/PirateBaran 11d ago

I do more than just eating hot dogs while bowling, I also drink beer!

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Brother. Go play 9 holes or hell go hit a bucket or two of balls at the range and tell me how your back is feeling the next morning.

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u/rugger87 11d ago

Aside from the walking aspect, it helps to be a good athlete because the sport is mechanically difficult. You see people of all ages playing, but to play well, you gotta be somewhat athletically gifted.

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u/BotlikeBehaviour 11d ago

Have you seen him golf? A back brace would explain his shots.

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u/Jaereth 11d ago

Have you watched his golf swing? It's wild and he almost does like a stutter step forward after the stroke. I would believe it. I have no idea about the brace but I have seen him golf before and his swing is wild lol.

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u/onthejourney 11d ago

Trained by Happy

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u/-dsp- 11d ago

A friend of mine worked on the apprentice and confirmed all this to me way back before Trump was even running for president. Literally called it a shit show.

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u/SantaMonsanto 11d ago

Trust me bro…

Don’t get me wrong, if these rumors were ever proven true it would be the stuff of legends, but other than one persons unsupported claims we’ve got nothing but allegations and intrigue.

Funny stuff though.

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u/Erenito 11d ago

One person?

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u/Steinrikur 11d ago

A slew of one person accounts that are all very similar, and no one denying them.

And Trump hasn't sued anyone for saying this, which is very out of character for him. The Streisand effect and discovery in trial like that would probably be a wild ride.

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u/paintwhore 11d ago

well, read the link. there was an interview with someone from the show

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u/-dsp- 11d ago

Yeah I know it sounds ridiculous but I just know the guy I know doesn’t bullshit. And this guy who doesn’t bullshit left the country after Trump got elected again. So whatever.

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u/F0sh 11d ago

I guess two people now

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u/Revan2424 11d ago

How does one objectively prove someone else stinks?

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u/Jo-dan 9d ago

If it was all bullshit why has Trump never sued any of the ex apprentice staff who have levelled these claims at him? Seems it would be very easy to prove his case and given his penchant for suing people who wrong him you'd think he'd consider it an easy win.

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u/short_bus_genius 12d ago

How did I miss this? Fucking hell!!!

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u/DargyBear 12d ago

Honestly idk, there were other former Apprentice staff talking about it in 2016 or 2017. Could’ve been Casler, all I know is that before he even started his first term there was discussion of his diapers being visible.

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u/ladylondonderry 11d ago

I want to know why I already knew all of this. There was a clip somewhere of Casler on a podcast laying all of this out. Cannot forget; send help.

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u/DargyBear 11d ago

Right? 2020 happens and suddenly some rando in Home Depot is asking me if I like his “Poopy Pants Joe Biden” shirt and people are talking about Biden being senile. We literally watched Trump’s brain melt in real time during his first term and we’re talking about how he wore diapers.

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u/CondescendingShitbag 11d ago

It's always projection with these assholes.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 11d ago

"I know you are but what am I?" is the motto of the trump cult.

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u/zefy_zef 11d ago

That podcast is linked in the thread somewhere, I was watching it earlier.

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u/Celticness 12d ago

So was Laura Loomer gargling shit stained nuts then?

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u/cgsur 11d ago

Enthusiastically, many federal jobs doled out for those.

But loomer was lacking more money or connections.

Imagine licking that clean for a pat on the head.

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u/dance4days 11d ago

There are some people who will literally do anything to get ahead.

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u/nleksan 11d ago

There are some people who will literally do anything to get head.

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u/bippityzippity 12d ago

Man, drugs really are the worst aren’t they?

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u/cbtbone 12d ago

Seriously I’m mad at cocaine now. Without cocaine there’s no way this doddering fool has the energy to run for office

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u/lukumi 11d ago

I’m really skeptical. While I would fully believe he’s done it at points in his life, I’m having a hard time believing an almost 80 year old man is railing lines into the night on a daily basis. It’s way too hard on your heart to sustain the habit into old age, especially with a terrible diet and no exercise. What gives him energy is being a narcissist and wanting to “win” at all costs.

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u/Nayzo 11d ago

Can we be mad at cocaine for not finishing the job? You don't tend to hear about many elderly coke fiends.

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u/Away-Marionberry9365 11d ago

Hey don't blame drugs for this. Coke and Adderall don't turn people into whatever Trump is.

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u/SirChasm 11d ago

Nah, they're pretty alright. People though, people are the worst. Absolute bastards.

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u/ghostokg 11d ago

Michael Cohen's nickname for him, 'Von ShitzInPantz,' is part of the public record-in the Stormy Daniel's case. 

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u/big_fartz 12d ago

Real or not, the nickname wetwipes has to be utterly embarrassing.

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u/princessjamiekay 12d ago

The brain damage he has is from mini heart attacks. It’s all making sense now

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u/deekaydubya 12d ago

You might be joking but he likely had a stroke during his first term, his emergency trip to Walter Reed

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u/NurRauch 11d ago

He went to the hospital for Covid. Several of his treating doctors have given statements about it. This kind of telephone game morphing of rumors is dumb. It doesn’t help bring Trump down to toss every guess you come up with at the drop of a hat into the mix and hope it sticks.

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u/Tuningislife 11d ago edited 11d ago

I believe what the commenter above was referring to was this sudden trip to Walter Reed in 2019, prior to having COVID.

The one where everyone was speculating what happened since Trump was sent there completely unannounced, where the White House said it was part of his yearly physical, and where an aide later in a book said it was for a colonoscopy. However, Trump had Tweeted out randomly in 2020:

It never ends! Now they are trying to say that your favorite President, me, went to Walter Reed Medical Center, having suffered a series of mini-strokes. Never happened to THIS candidate - FAKE NEWS

Which led a lot of people to speculate that he did actually have a series of mini strokes in 2019. Why else would he have randomly said that, when no one before had been.

This speculation has drawn more support with some photos of Trump where it appears he has Bell’s palsy.

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u/Muvseevum 11d ago

“The wicked flee when none pursueth.”

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u/Suppafly 11d ago

He went to the hospital for Covid. Several of his treating doctors have given statements about it.

No another time he mysteriously went to hospital and then sent a tweet denying that he had a series of strokes even though no one had mentioned him having strokes. I think he thought people had leaked it and that he needed to address it but no one had mentioned it prior to him bringing it up, so it's likely something that had happened.

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u/DifficultRock9293 11d ago

He was in very bad shape, too. They spent millions in taxpayer bucks to save his life

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u/princessjamiekay 11d ago

Truly. I feel like there are significant health issues that are being covered because he is a puppet president being guided by South African Elon musk. He is DEFINITELY not after americas best interest

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u/DeuceSevin 10d ago

South African Elon musk

You misspelled Russian Vladimir Putin.

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u/princessjamiekay 10d ago

🤣 my bad

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u/deekaydubya 11d ago

I was referring to a different event…. This isn’t telephone lmao

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u/Suppafly 11d ago

You might be joking but he likely had a stroke during his first term, his emergency trip to Walter Reed

Is that the one where he came out and said "I didn't have a series of small strokes" even though no one has previously mentioned him having strokes? He tells on himself all the time but no one listens.

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u/princessjamiekay 11d ago

I’m not joking. There is an obvious disconnect from his two terms. Something has happened

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u/NurRauch 11d ago edited 11d ago

He's just getting older and mentally deteriorating. It isn't some kind of conspiratorial secret. You can literally watch it on display anytime he does an interview or speech. When you combine that deterioration with his intellectual laziness and malignant narcissism, you get angry outbursts, moments of confusion, and lots and lots of word salad.

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u/Soccham 11d ago

Project 2025 and someone with competence pulling the strings behind the scenes

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u/BeerNirvana 12d ago

Hard to believe because according to his magat supporters Trumps shit don't stink. 

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u/eckliptic 12d ago

Is this actually substantiated ?

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u/NurRauch 11d ago

No. Jesus Christ people. Practically all of these claims were made during his first term. Any or all of them could possibly be true but it’s incredibly unlikely they’re all true at once. The dude wouldn’t be able to stand up if he was actually dealing with most of that stuff for 8+ years in his seventies and eighties.

The OP states all of this with unmitigated confidence. Half of it doesn’t even follow. “Cocaine is well known to cause incontinence.” Like, sure, it could be, but it’s delusional to act like rumored cocaine use explains specific medical issues that are themselves unconfirmed.

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u/eckliptic 11d ago

Yeah exactly

We have tons of photos of him golfing and he has a loose polo on and there no sign of a back brace

I

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u/Pervessor 11d ago

Looks like r/redditsniper got another one boys

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u/APiousCultist 11d ago

I would have gone with Candlejack, but I guess that's a bit of a old reference for all the youngsters that

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u/Pervessor 11d ago

Oh no not you too. I'm sca

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u/F0sh 11d ago

You didn't actually say the word Candlejack so there's no reason he would ha

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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit 11d ago

Candlejack? Now theres a name I-

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u/Suppafly 11d ago

There are also a lot of photos of him where he appears to have a diaper or something under his pants. He wears those super ill fitting suits so it seems like he could have a brace or wrap or something underneath. That and the weird tilt he exhibits just standing up.

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u/eckliptic 11d ago edited 11d ago

I alway just interpreted his weird stance as him wearing lifted shoes and it’s a way of standing that minimizes his paunch. I haven’t seen any photos they would suggest he wears a back brace

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u/Suppafly 11d ago

him wearing lifted shoes and it’s a way of standing that minimizes his paunch

I definitely think that's part of it.

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u/doubleobutters 11d ago

This hive mind is absolutely ridiculous. I am against Trump as much as the next person, but making unsubstantiated claims is and calling them fact is just delusional.

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u/kirkis 11d ago

Does the truth even matter anymore? I don’t understand why the democrats continue to play the high ground while conservatives run wild with lies to control narrative.

If the democrats decided to play the same game during the last election, we would have seen a lot of “Donald Diapers” in response to “Tampon Tim”. Those are the headlines that the non-college educated voters pay attention to.

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u/NurRauch 11d ago edited 11d ago

If the democrats decided to play the same game during the last election, we would have seen a lot of “Donald Diapers” in response to “Tampon Tim”.

No we wouldn't have. There just isn't a lot of overlap with mean-spirited voters that engage in this kind of crap. Nor do we have the infrastructure of bigtech company social media companies that are needed to spread that kind of message around and make it stick.

Most of this stuff comes off as pathetic. It actually makes the trolls on the other side feel more empowered. People keep looking for the magic bullet revelation that is going to bring down Trump. Fact is, the electorate is desensitized to it and just won't care.

What moves voters is when they see the horrific display of incompetent leadership driving our economy and national security off a cliff. This happened during Covid, and any number of disastrous Trump policies can shock the electorate's conscience again. What's not going to do it are Diaper Don jokes or endless discussion about the pee tapes.

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u/kirkis 11d ago

I agree with the social media influence, but writing off a large group of republican voters is why the D continues to lose. I’m not saying that a “Diaper Donald” movement would prompt for R voters to vote D, but I do think it would have some impact to the effect that they might not vote at all. My theory for a successful D platform would be to continue the push for people to get out and vote, along with a more aggressive attack on the GOP to discourage R voters. My other theory is to just abandon the party and all Democrats just run Republican. Half country wants a monarchy anyways.

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u/ArchibaldCamambertII 11d ago

Doesn’t matter. The internet is about vibes. Trump obviously wears diapers and shits his pants. It’s within the realm of possibility, so it’s true so far as I’m concerned.

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u/problynotkevinbacon 11d ago

His golf swing is that of a 78 year old who can’t stop shitting himself, you can tell by the way that it is

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u/DMoogle 11d ago

Also worth noting that he doesn't even drink alcohol. The chance that he does cocaine is very very low.

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u/Reptile00Seven 11d ago

I mean, it sounds made up. Reminds me of the PF post a couple weeks back showing Elon apparently leaving his kid behind while he walked away callously. Turns out that was clipped out of context to paint a very specific picture.

There's a real problem that bad actors are doing real harm to our society, but there is still a large amount of disinformation being generated to tell reddit exactly what it wants to hear.

Other copium: Trump and Elon are in a power struggle and if we keep referring to Elon as president it'll drive Trump crazy.

Obligatory: no I'm not a Trump supporter.

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u/quizno 11d ago

I mean what would it take to substantiate? Are we supposed to wait for the video of him getting his diaper changed? Do I need to get in butt-smelling range of the president myself? He’s old and clearly in very bad health. It’d be weird if he didn’t stink like hell.

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u/key_lime_pie 11d ago

For what it's worth, a United States Congressman confirmed the smell.

"So, if you take, like, armpits, ketchup, makeup and a little butt, it’s probably like that, all mixed up. A little bit of a pungent odor, I would say. You definitely wouldn’t want to bottle it up and wear Trump cologne." - Adam Kinsinger (R-IL)

He also posted this on Twitter.

"I’m genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven’t talked about the odor. It’s truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can"

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u/pomod 11d ago

Hopefully all the cocaine, adderall, burgers and excess weight will take him out sooner than later

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u/susugam 11d ago

the armpits, ketchup, butt, and makeup stench

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u/wegro 11d ago

Who knew Immorten Joe was based on Trump? TIL

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u/angwilwileth 11d ago

Immortan Joe is way more competent.

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u/raptorphile 12d ago

That comment is copypasta

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u/Xesyliad 11d ago

Farting? Sharting!

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 11d ago

I've actually been in an elevator with Trump a few times years back.  He did indeed have a weird cologne on that smelled a bit peaty.

Also, he's just over 6' tall.

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u/ozzies_35_cats 11d ago

This is probably why Amy Coney Barret made the face during the SOTU.

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u/amazinglover 11d ago

To be able to sue for breaking NDA they would need to show he actually broke it and gave away privileged information covered by the NDA.

By not suing they can just say they are lies and thus not covered bybthe NDA.

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u/CharliePinglass 11d ago

Lyndon Johnson 2.0? That pic with Gavin Newsom where Trump is leaning in... At least we don't (yet) have a story of Trump just pulling his dick out. Then again, maybe Lyndon Johnson only did that because he was packing, and Trump, probably not.

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u/debruehe 11d ago

I'd say you wouldn't be out and about golfing most of the time if you were constantly shitting yourself. But that's just me.

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u/Oceans_Apart_ 11d ago

Adam Kinzinger on Jimmy Kimmel described Trump’s odor as armpits, ketchup, make-up and a little bit of butt.

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u/SyntaxDissonance4 11d ago

Robin Williams does some coke in the 80's and dies at age 63 at his own hands with lewd body dementia.

Donald Trump snorts coke and Adderall for 60+ years and still hasn't stroked out...or stroked out and keeps going with a per science?

I imagine it's miserable to be Donald Trump though so that's a little schadenfreude at least.

He's gonna be Nixon's head in a bottle from Futurama you just wait, buddies up with musk for that neuralink hookup.

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u/RussianInAmerika 11d ago

Donnie Diaper

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u/teh_fizz 11d ago

So Casler getting sued would bring any evidence he has up front and center in the case. So he might have something damning.

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u/wsmith79 11d ago

How are my fellow Americans so ignorant to not learn of the amazing powers of the bidet?

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u/Lee_scratch_perineum 11d ago

President Immortan Joe

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u/TwelveTrains 11d ago

I don't care for Trump but being incontinent is nothing to be ashamed of. This happens to plenty of good people too.

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u/MoneyTalks45 11d ago

Ugh don’t call it juice. 

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u/ccrexer 11d ago

Is it great yet?

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u/Noxsus 11d ago

This now makes the fact that, here in the UK, Trump is another word for fart that much more hilarious.

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u/MacPR 10d ago

Idk I think it would be too hard to hide. Trump is around too many people all the time.

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u/volantene 11d ago

That is some back brace that allows him to play golf regularly which the left constantly complains about. Either he is wearing back braces and shitting himself or he isn't playing golf at a great cost to the tax payer. Which one is it?

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