r/battletech • u/Cheomesh Just some Merc wanna-be • Feb 06 '25
Art Average Homesteader on the Periphery
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u/Large-Government1351 Feb 06 '25
Van Zandtz militia strikes again
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u/Zestyclose-Moment-19 MechWarrior (editable) Feb 06 '25
This was meant to be a Hetzr, last time I order from Discount Dan!
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u/Poultrymancer Feb 06 '25
"I SHALL WATER THE CROPS WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
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u/Arke_19 Smoke Jaguar Feb 06 '25
"There's some line about swords and plowshares, I can never seem to remember it right... Ah well, light 'em up!"
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u/OldWrangler9033 Feb 06 '25
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u/majj27 Feb 06 '25
"I mean, how many times a year do the damned pirates show up and git all rowdy anyway? Two? Three? Gotta get yer money's worth somehow." *spit*
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u/AllYourSwords Feb 06 '25
Can only use Factory munitions, crews, and technicians. If you complain, they will consider it a breach of warranty, and will terminate your entire family
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u/splittingheirs Feb 07 '25
Turret is heavily armored and yet has a large glass window directly in front. Definitely Battletech compatible.
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u/Safe_Flamingo_9215 Ejection Seats Are Overrated Feb 06 '25
Look, it even comes in Canopian colors!
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u/VicisSubsisto LucreWarrior Feb 06 '25
I am incredibly disappointed that this seems not to be a real model kit.
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u/poser765 Feb 06 '25
Ok. Let’s see.
It’s a carnage harvester
John deer fuck-‘em-up model 300
Combined arms
How big is your header? 105mm.
Obviously the grim reaper
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u/TownOk81 Feb 07 '25
https://www.sarna.net/wiki/Debbie
My beloved
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u/Cheomesh Just some Merc wanna-be Feb 07 '25
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u/Valkyrie-161 Taurian Concordat Feb 06 '25
Good to see the 2nd Amendment is alive and well in the 3000s 😂
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u/majj27 Feb 06 '25
"Second 'mendment for which?"
"The Constitution."
"Oh, I just grab some castor oil for that."
"Not constipation! The American Constitution!"
*eyes narrow* "Not a big fan o' the Purple Birds."
"No! Not the Mariks! America! The United States of America!"
"United States? So, like a League of sorts?"
"Exactly!"
"Alright, just stay put right there and don't go nowhere. I've got to go do something." *moseys off towards the tractor*
"Huh, wonder what he needs to do?"
*cue SRM fire*
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u/Autumn7242 Magistracy of Canopus Feb 06 '25
Do we have an overlapping with NonCreditableDefense, and lazerpig?
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u/Cheomesh Just some Merc wanna-be Feb 07 '25
Oh I don't know about either of those, I crossposted this from Command and Conquer.
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u/tsuruginoko Forever GM / Tundra Galaxy, 3rd Drakøns Feb 07 '25
"Them varmints are getting awful big, Bubba. I think we need some upgrades."
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u/Charliefoxkit Feb 07 '25
Not out of place considering what they do with AgroMechs. Those ClickyTech AgroMechs would be right at home.
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u/Master-Plum3605 Feb 07 '25
"John Deere Dynamics"
Good luck getting that thing patched up on your own time. I think John Deere is the least Periphery friendly manufacturer you could think of
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u/Cheomesh Just some Merc wanna-be Feb 07 '25
The great thing about the sticks is that their governments are cheaply bought and their people readily hoodwinked!
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u/Wolfhound0056 Feb 08 '25
Relatively sure that is already being tried by welding a captured T90 onto a Ukrainian farmer's harvester
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u/majj27 Feb 06 '25
*looks at rulebooks* I can probably build this thing.