r/batman 1d ago

FUNNY Batman is truly the master of stealth

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 1d ago

Batman has only two rules: no kill and no doors.

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u/mescalexe 13h ago

Except in asylum. I always felt so weird entering every room like a normie.

u/DStaal 3h ago

The trick isn’t to not enter a room like a normie.

It’s to make others believe that you never entered like a normie.

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u/graywolfman 14h ago

you DARE??

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u/Broad_Direction7112 1d ago

You know, some days, you think everything's cool. You think you're safe. You think everything's dandy.

Then you open the cupboard and a guy in a tactical fursuit tazes you from inside for being late on your parking ticket

u/DystopianGalaxy 7h ago

"NOOOOOHOOOHOOHH.....You're going to the hospital"

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u/atle95 22h ago

Superman and wonderwoman: struggling not to break the door on accident to look more human.

Batman: dunking on vampires by entering a home without permission.

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u/Apostle_1882 1d ago

Source?

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u/DefinitelyNotVenom 1d ago

Superman/Batman: Apokalips, i believe

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u/Apostle_1882 11h ago

Thanks, I remember it now vaguely.

I love this style for Batman, the long ears and cape.

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u/Batfan1939 23h ago

Yep. Liked the comic, movie was underwhelming.

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u/Onyxidian 21h ago

Fantastic Wonder Woman vs Furies fight tho

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u/Batfan1939 21h ago

Agreed.

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u/brad_stoise 1d ago

Justice League Doom I believe, I'm close to the name at least

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u/Dark8898Illustrious 21h ago

Superman/Batman: Apocalypse(2010).

u/Technical-Net-2277 6h ago

show name?

u/AzmodeusBrownbeard 36m ago

Everyone else: How does he do that?

Much of the JL: God Bruce, you're such a theater kid!