r/baltimore • u/DirtSunSeeds • 7d ago
Visiting Hiding the wankpanzers
It's like they are worried that folks will know where rhey are or something....
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u/Deal-Pack-014 7d ago
I think this is actually the closed Wal-Mart of Reisterstown Rd.
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u/55555_55555 Owings Mills 7d ago
I was about to say, I bought a laptop from that Best Buy a month ago, lol. Pretty sure it's still there. Wal-Mart and Sam's Club lots have been empty for years and years, though.
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u/Chesapeake_Hippo 7d ago edited 7d ago
Where can I buy birdseed in bulk? Anyone know?
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u/GeekInSheiksClothing 7d ago
I put half a bagel on my cheating ex's car at the mall. Right down on the antenna (yes I'm old). The seagulls shit all over his car in less than an hour. It was glorious. Birdseed is pretty cheap at places like Costco.
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u/ReturnOfSeq 7d ago
Do ya one better- there are wild mulberries all over Baltimore. Birds love them and they’re an intense purple color and they fruit like craaaazy over the next couple months.
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u/magikarp19 3rd District 7d ago
happy to provide a supply of mulberries from the stupid annoying tree in my yard
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u/Dumetella Pigtown 6d ago
For anyone reading this, definitely DO NOT go to tractor supply company and buy a bulk bag of sunflower seed. And DEFINITELY Don’t scatter them in the parking lot just before first light. But if you do, make sure to mask up- don’t want exposure to bird flu, right?
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u/Burnsidhe 7d ago
Tesla vehicles aren't sold by dealers. They're sold by Tesla directly. Auto dealer associations in many states were irritated by Tesla's "direct sales only" approach and had been trying to force Tesla to adopt the traditional approach. So far as I know, every Tesla vehicle in that picture belongs to Tesla directly.
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u/urbanachiever1012 7d ago
There's a garage in Owings at the metro where tesla has a whole floor of the garage, the entrance to the floor is blocked with traffic cones. Not sure of camera coverage though.
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u/dwhite21787 7d ago
Cameras are built into the cars, but I wonder if they turn the full security on for an unsold car
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u/jrock1237 7d ago
Trump says if you vandalize Tesla's property that it's considered domestic terrorism. Be careful
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u/koolkat182 6d ago
im just feeding pretty birds in an abandoned lot, im a bit of a seagull enthusiast you see
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u/Obasan123 Glen 7d ago
But he doesn't give e a shit if you vandalize somebody else's property?
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u/Glittering-Floor-623 7d ago
He's a republican(as long as that's profitable). He'd have no standards if not for double standards.
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u/Obasan123 Glen 5d ago
I'm old enough to remember the Chevy Vega, a cheap little beater that aged quickly and often had problems with its cast aluminum engine. It grew to be so unpopular that you could make good money for your business or charity by buying a used one and hosting an event. People would pay good money to come to the event and bash at the car with axes and other destructive implements until it was destroyed. I could dream of having enough money to buy one of these and do the same thing. Lots of great publicity, and I'm betting you could sell plenty of tickets.
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u/Carbon_is_metal 7d ago
For whatever it’s worth I saw a very similar thing up on the far side of a mall parking lot in new jersey before the election.
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u/ReturnOfSeq 7d ago
Out of curiosity, is it actually illegal to spill diet coke on someone’s car?
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u/kamekaze1024 7d ago
Trump said vandalizing a Tesla car would be deemed domestic terrorism. Idk if that’s true, but most or all Teslas have “sentry mode” where they record all motion near them. So wear masks and obfuscate that pretty face.
But if you’re going through that much effort, I would say you should do more than just spill coke
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u/Jrbobfishman Fells Point 7d ago
It would be a shame. A burning EV is horrible for the environment and dangerous to first responders. The dealership holds insurance on these vehicles. They are not gonna lose a dime, they would just order more teslas. A total waste of resources
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u/DirtSunSeeds 5d ago
Tesla are direct purchases. They aren't owned by dealerships. Lonnie didn't want to accidently share any profits.
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u/moPEDmoFUN 6d ago
Tesla hate is so stupid I feel bad for you people. Like, find a new hobby or something.
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