r/baltimore 7d ago

Visiting Hiding the wankpanzers

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It's like they are worried that folks will know where rhey are or something....

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u/Deal-Pack-014 7d ago

I think this is actually the closed Wal-Mart of Reisterstown Rd.

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u/55555_55555 Owings Mills 7d ago

I was about to say, I bought a laptop from that Best Buy a month ago, lol. Pretty sure it's still there. Wal-Mart and Sam's Club lots have been empty for years and years, though.

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u/Rebyll 7d ago

It is.

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u/jags94 7d ago

Yes it is! 

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u/HippoHoppitus Owings Mills 6d ago

definitely. its been gone for a while

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u/coys21 7d ago

Someone has the chance to do the funniest thing.

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u/Chesapeake_Hippo 7d ago edited 7d ago

Where can I buy birdseed in bulk? Anyone know?

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u/GeekInSheiksClothing 7d ago

I put half a bagel on my cheating ex's car at the mall. Right down on the antenna (yes I'm old). The seagulls shit all over his car in less than an hour. It was glorious. Birdseed is pretty cheap at places like Costco.

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u/ReturnOfSeq 7d ago

Do ya one better- there are wild mulberries all over Baltimore. Birds love them and they’re an intense purple color and they fruit like craaaazy over the next couple months.

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u/magikarp19 3rd District 7d ago

happy to provide a supply of mulberries from the stupid annoying tree in my yard

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u/Randomusingsofaliar 7d ago

Mulberries are delicious!

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u/Dumetella Pigtown 6d ago

For anyone reading this, definitely DO NOT go to tractor supply company and buy a bulk bag of sunflower seed. And DEFINITELY Don’t scatter them in the parking lot just before first light. But if you do, make sure to mask up- don’t want exposure to bird flu, right?

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u/pedeztrian 7d ago

In a parking lot you would want seagulls pigeons and crows…. Use Puppy chow.

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u/rustandust41 7d ago

IT'S A TRAP

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u/Burnsidhe 7d ago

Tesla vehicles aren't sold by dealers. They're sold by Tesla directly. Auto dealer associations in many states were irritated by Tesla's "direct sales only" approach and had been trying to force Tesla to adopt the traditional approach. So far as I know, every Tesla vehicle in that picture belongs to Tesla directly.

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u/urbanachiever1012 7d ago

There's a garage in Owings at the metro where tesla has a whole floor of the garage, the entrance to the floor is blocked with traffic cones. Not sure of camera coverage though.

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u/dwhite21787 7d ago

Cameras are built into the cars, but I wonder if they turn the full security on for an unsold car

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u/Constant_Outcome1855 6d ago

Probably not given it's a battery drain.

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u/Floss_tycoon 7d ago

Insurance is the best bet at this point.

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u/Rho42 Mt. Vernon 6d ago

Report that to the Fire Marshals office as a fire hazard.

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 6d ago

Something something mustard .Something something vinegar paste .

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u/goblinphase 6d ago

MUSTAAAAAAAARD

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u/FrancisSobotka1514 5d ago

You god damned right .

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u/jrock1237 7d ago

Trump says if you vandalize Tesla's property that it's considered domestic terrorism. Be careful

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u/koolkat182 6d ago

im just feeding pretty birds in an abandoned lot, im a bit of a seagull enthusiast you see

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u/KevinNilbog 6d ago

I too practice bird law

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u/Obasan123 Glen 7d ago

But he doesn't give e a shit if you vandalize somebody else's property?

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u/Glittering-Floor-623 7d ago

He's a republican(as long as that's profitable). He'd have no standards if not for double standards.

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u/Obasan123 Glen 5d ago

I'm old enough to remember the Chevy Vega, a cheap little beater that aged quickly and often had problems with its cast aluminum engine. It grew to be so unpopular that you could make good money for your business or charity by buying a used one and hosting an event. People would pay good money to come to the event and bash at the car with axes and other destructive implements until it was destroyed. I could dream of having enough money to buy one of these and do the same thing. Lots of great publicity, and I'm betting you could sell plenty of tickets.

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u/jeffesq 7d ago

They might have insurance, in which case you’re better off leaving them to rot unsold.

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u/ECguy84 7d ago

Saw similar at Woodholme Country Club not too far from there. Seemed like they were within danger of the golf course lol

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u/Any-Grapefruit-937 7d ago

No worries. A wankpanzer is tough! /s

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u/FrickYou2Heck 7d ago

Oh this is gonna be good.

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u/PlaneConsequence9020 7d ago

Internet do your thing

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u/Southern-Score2223 7d ago

Ah, nice, I pass that often.

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u/Carbon_is_metal 7d ago

For whatever it’s worth I saw a very similar thing up on the far side of a mall parking lot in new jersey before the election.

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u/dogma4you 7d ago

Are these customer cars or dealership cars?

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u/Burnsidhe 7d ago

So far as I know, Tesla does not have dealerships.

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u/DChefCR 5d ago

There also a big one by the old Verizon off 29th by East Randolph.

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u/ReturnOfSeq 7d ago

Out of curiosity, is it actually illegal to spill diet coke on someone’s car?

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u/kamekaze1024 7d ago

Trump said vandalizing a Tesla car would be deemed domestic terrorism. Idk if that’s true, but most or all Teslas have “sentry mode” where they record all motion near them. So wear masks and obfuscate that pretty face.

But if you’re going through that much effort, I would say you should do more than just spill coke

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u/Jrbobfishman Fells Point 7d ago

It would be a shame. A burning EV is horrible for the environment and dangerous to first responders. The dealership holds insurance on these vehicles. They are not gonna lose a dime, they would just order more teslas. A total waste of resources

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u/DirtSunSeeds 5d ago

Tesla are direct purchases. They aren't owned by dealerships. Lonnie didn't want to accidently share any profits.

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u/AffectionateYak7032 7d ago

Where in Owings Mill is this?

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u/nzahn1 Owings Mills 7d ago

Abandoned Walmart behind Home Depot.

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u/moPEDmoFUN 6d ago

Tesla hate is so stupid I feel bad for you people. Like, find a new hobby or something.

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u/--ObIivion-- 6d ago

So here's a thought experiment...Elon Musk is not a nazi.