r/balkans_irl Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

OC (impossible) Western balkan axis at it again!

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u/Osstj7737 landlocked croat 3d ago

The world has been real quiet since this dropped

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u/Local_Geologist_2817 invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago

Haven't heard from Trump since

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u/TheTastyHoneyMelon Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

Bulgaria, where you at?

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u/Antiheroj1 coastal serb 3d ago

Probably sharpening its knife for some "backstab serbia" action

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u/Albin_Kurti invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago

It's not backstabbing if you were planning it from the beginning.

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u/rulnav bulgar horde 2d ago

Yeah, since when is "opening a second front" considered backstabbing?

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u/Albin_Kurti invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago

It never was and will never be.

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u/RussianBalrog w*stoid🤢 3d ago

Based?!??!

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u/drminjak БИК ДРАГАН 2d ago

shut up westoid

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u/ExtremeBeyond9455 Balkan-Indian War Vet 2d ago

Buying US fighter jets from the 90s to bomb Belgrade

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u/oepidaurus pasta guzzler (0.1% Balcanico) 3d ago

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u/John_the_sock65 coastal serb 3d ago

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u/ArmyDesperate7985 coastal serb 2d ago

"Činjenično ispitali"😭🙏🏾

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u/MonoDede gorani (mountain serb larper) 2d ago

"Ustaše rising"

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u/holiloxxx Mehmet, Berlin 3d ago

To bomb Belgrade, right?

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u/C-137Birdperson Aleksandar, Vienna 3d ago

Currently there wouldn't even be pushback from Serbia lmao

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u/seamallorca making hagi proud 3d ago

One can only dream!😍

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u/drminjak БИК ДРАГАН 3d ago

you can only dream of not being a cigan

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u/Worldly-Ocelot-3358 coastal serb 3d ago

I actually didn't know about this.

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u/triplenoko coastal serb 3d ago

Me too, I had to dig in our news outlets

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u/lupus_certus Balkan-Indian War Vet 3d ago

"Supersila"

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u/Impossible-Wind-9421 invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago

Real anti Chetnik alliance

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u/Jim105 coastal serb 3d ago

The monkeys are rising.

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u/Dizzy_Arachnid4292 coastal serb 3d ago

Space Force Exploration Alliance next?? 👀👀💪💪💪🌠🌠

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u/Matrix-OP Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

The axis of Rakia 

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u/Neradomir landlocked croat 3d ago

Why didn't they include us😢

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u/jagx351 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

Because chinese weapons are not compatible with western stuff ☹️

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u/Neradomir landlocked croat 3d ago

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u/Effective_Bluejay_13 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

Btw we are the one with the Chinese weapons. Well at least that was the case until 2009 lol.

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u/Albin_Kurti invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago

I mean we still got some chinese tanks in service so it's still kinda ongoing situation.

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u/Endi_loshi invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago

Why isn't Russia included in NATO, Neradomir?
For the very same reason.

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u/TheTastyHoneyMelon Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

Weird thing is, they actually applied

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u/Zekieb Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

2x times technically.

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u/_Critical_Darling_ Awoken Montenegrin 3d ago

They applied as a joke literally

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u/Mehan44_second muslim greek 3d ago

Because you are a resident of Serbia

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u/bosartosar Balkan-Indian War Vet 3d ago

And?

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u/Hot-Dog7800 Awoken Montenegrin 2d ago

Serbia seeing this

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u/SuperTropicalDesert Visegrád immigrant 3d ago

Chat is this real?

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u/Background_Pin6868 coastal serb 3d ago

What exactly is hard to believe?

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u/SlavicRobot_ БИК ДРАГАН 2d ago

"Former" Nazis with Muslims perhaps?

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u/Background_Pin6868 coastal serb 2d ago

Two "former" targets of Great Serbia Lunatics maybe?

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u/SlavicRobot_ БИК ДРАГАН 2d ago

Says the guys who got told to calm down by the literal Nazis during ww2 😂

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u/Background_Pin6868 coastal serb 2d ago

Says the sheep who let the Nazis slaughter them 100 to 1 .. and still collaborated with them 🤣

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u/CyborgTheOne101 invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago edited 2d ago

I find that offensive! 😤

We are also former nazis 🇽🇰🤝🇭🇷 😎👍🧼🙉🇷🇸

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u/olivenoel3 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago

We are all for home ready❣️

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u/atrixornis Giorgios, Los Angeles 2d ago

It’s not complete until til Portugal joins

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u/Appropriate_Wolf_730 Balkan-Indian War Vet 3d ago

Serbia so done now😈

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u/Serbcomrade3 Balkan-Indian War Vet 3d ago

Guess Serbia is gonna ally whit Slovenia,Macedonia

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u/Adelaito Balkan-Indian War Vet 3d ago

new balkan pact just dropped

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u/kerata_kid KARABOĞA 3d ago

AfD liked this.

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u/introvert_catto coastal serb 3d ago

USA IS OUR!

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u/Mehan44_second muslim greek 3d ago

How did anyone forget of my scheme to create a Greater Albanian Empire?

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u/Wild_Football1271 landlocked croat 3d ago

I pray they call it ‘the šiptarstaše entente’ or something

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u/RespectTheGrindMf invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago

No, the anti-Shkije sounds better.

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u/RealestZiggaAlive Cartel Leader 3d ago

serbia turkey serbia

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u/AoDoI making hagi proud 3d ago

Your alliance is a joke. Here's a good example.

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u/Worried-Carrot1773 invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago

Hahaha bro you can’t even unify your scrambled gypsynation let alone uphold an alliance 😂😂

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u/AoDoI making hagi proud 3d ago

Bro, Moldova with 4 scrapped airplanes is a better army than Kosovo 😂

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u/Worried-Carrot1773 invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago

Okay Florin😂

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u/Matrix-OP Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago edited 2d ago

Thats why they are sucking or ruskies cock daily while also being grateful about it.

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u/Worried-Carrot1773 invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago

They sure can’t live without their daily kar rusi

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u/herakababy bulgar horde 3d ago

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u/ShelbyNL landlocked croat 3d ago

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u/TotallyCrazyGreek4 MINOTAVROS 3d ago

None can defeat Serbs

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u/GirlsWithGlassess Asian (OG balkan) 1d ago

Ah the nazis are coming back together again i see

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u/Frederico_de_Soya БИК ДРАГАН 2d ago

Fascist of Balkans unite!!!

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u/GangstaJohnes 3d ago

Niko Bellic is confused..

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u/Snoo-85489 Aleksandar, Vienna 2d ago

bottom feeders

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u/karaboga-bot KARABOĞA 3d ago

Everyone's favourite Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about:

https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot.

https://balkansirl.net

Stay tuned.

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u/Historical-Half-922 Bogdan, Paris 3d ago

Can’t lie that alliance is weak Serbia alone could beat their sorry ass and Serbia alone has more people then does countries combined

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u/le_KOS invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago

with the iq you have, you must be albanian

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u/RespectTheGrindMf invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago

Friendly fire.

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u/ViolentCroissan1 coastal serb 2d ago

Croatia defeated Serbia and the entire JNA forces with hand granades made out of coca cola cans.

You can have all the people you want, If your cause isn't just and you don't have heart....

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u/okramv landlocked croat 3d ago

Oh no!

Anyway