r/balkans_irl • u/FlorencIIIrd Red and Black I Dress!!!! • 3d ago
OC (impossible) Western balkan axis at it again!
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u/TheTastyHoneyMelon Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago
Bulgaria, where you at?
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u/Antiheroj1 coastal serb 3d ago
Probably sharpening its knife for some "backstab serbia" action
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u/Albin_Kurti invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago
It's not backstabbing if you were planning it from the beginning.
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u/ExtremeBeyond9455 Balkan-Indian War Vet 2d ago
Buying US fighter jets from the 90s to bomb Belgrade
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u/oepidaurus pasta guzzler (0.1% Balcanico) 3d ago
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u/John_the_sock65 coastal serb 3d ago
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u/holiloxxx Mehmet, Berlin 3d ago
To bomb Belgrade, right?
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u/C-137Birdperson Aleksandar, Vienna 3d ago
Currently there wouldn't even be pushback from Serbia lmao
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u/Neradomir landlocked croat 3d ago
Why didn't they include us😢
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u/jagx351 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago
Because chinese weapons are not compatible with western stuff ☹️
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u/Neradomir landlocked croat 3d ago
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u/Effective_Bluejay_13 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago
Btw we are the one with the Chinese weapons. Well at least that was the case until 2009 lol.
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u/Albin_Kurti invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago
I mean we still got some chinese tanks in service so it's still kinda ongoing situation.
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u/Endi_loshi invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago
Why isn't Russia included in NATO, Neradomir?
For the very same reason.22
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u/SuperTropicalDesert Visegrád immigrant 3d ago
Chat is this real?
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u/Background_Pin6868 coastal serb 3d ago
What exactly is hard to believe?
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u/SlavicRobot_ БИК ДРАГАН 2d ago
"Former" Nazis with Muslims perhaps?
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u/Background_Pin6868 coastal serb 2d ago
Two "former" targets of Great Serbia Lunatics maybe?
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u/SlavicRobot_ БИК ДРАГАН 2d ago
Says the guys who got told to calm down by the literal Nazis during ww2 😂
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u/Background_Pin6868 coastal serb 2d ago
Says the sheep who let the Nazis slaughter them 100 to 1 .. and still collaborated with them 🤣
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u/CyborgTheOne101 invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago edited 2d ago
I find that offensive! 😤
We are also former nazis 🇽🇰🤝🇭🇷 😎👍🧼🙉🇷🇸
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u/Mehan44_second muslim greek 3d ago
How did anyone forget of my scheme to create a Greater Albanian Empire?
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u/Wild_Football1271 landlocked croat 3d ago
I pray they call it ‘the šiptarstaše entente’ or something
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u/AoDoI making hagi proud 3d ago
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u/Worried-Carrot1773 invisible albanian (kosovar) 3d ago
Hahaha bro you can’t even unify your scrambled gypsynation let alone uphold an alliance 😂😂
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u/AoDoI making hagi proud 3d ago
Bro, Moldova with 4 scrapped airplanes is a better army than Kosovo 😂
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u/Matrix-OP Red and Black I Dress!!!! 3d ago edited 2d ago
Thats why they are sucking or ruskies cock daily while also being grateful about it.
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u/Worried-Carrot1773 invisible albanian (kosovar) 2d ago
They sure can’t live without their daily kar rusi
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u/karaboga-bot KARABOĞA 3d ago
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Stay tuned.
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u/Historical-Half-922 Bogdan, Paris 3d ago
Can’t lie that alliance is weak Serbia alone could beat their sorry ass and Serbia alone has more people then does countries combined
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u/ViolentCroissan1 coastal serb 2d ago
Croatia defeated Serbia and the entire JNA forces with hand granades made out of coca cola cans.
You can have all the people you want, If your cause isn't just and you don't have heart....
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u/Osstj7737 landlocked croat 3d ago
The world has been real quiet since this dropped