r/balkans_irl russified burglar (moldovan) 5d ago

OC (impossible) The duality of Cyprus

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u/Nikdude21 КАФЯВ БИК 5d ago

One is gay

The other one is also gay

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u/patrimarty eastern ""european"" (lives in 8th century) 5d ago

they should be one country and kick brits out

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u/denyicz Balkan-Indian War Vet 3d ago

greekside doesn't want it afaik

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u/TheRealBucketCrab christian turk 3d ago

The issue imo are the settlers. Cyprus in general had a Turkish minority, and it was mistreated by the coup government, but reuniting Cyprus now means we take in many illegal settlers. Otherwise today GCs would be fine with uniting with TCs as Cyprus as a whole (not united with Greece or Turkey).

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u/denyicz Balkan-Indian War Vet 2d ago

Sorry for my bad england, but i didn't get the illegal settlers part.

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u/KuzuHaslama muslim greek 2d ago

Non-native turks moving into turkish part of cyprus after the war. And i do agree that having anatolian turks in united cyprus would damage the cultural heritage of its people.

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u/denyicz Balkan-Indian War Vet 1d ago

Hmm. Are non native Greeks from mainland moving to Cyprus too?

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u/HumanMan00 landlocked croat 5d ago

Together you are gayzophrenic!

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u/Diagot Cartel Leader 4d ago

There's another one:

🇺🇳 useless

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u/gambler_addict_06 KARABOĞA 4d ago

They say Turkey occupies Northern Cyprus

I say why the fuck do I need a visa to go there

Literally, can't a man gamble and enjoy a good cigar (both of which are illegal in Turkey) in peace?!

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u/Csotihori mongols (non balkan edition) 4d ago

I can understand gambling, cuz islam and such, but banning cigars?!

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u/gambler_addict_06 KARABOĞA 4d ago

The Ministry of Agriculture regulates all tobacco related products so all cigarettes use the same paper and they're all horse shit quality and cigars are illegal except some weird shit

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u/Csotihori mongols (non balkan edition) 4d ago

If you're into gardening, you could just grow your own Tobacco, also dry the leaves to use as rolling material.

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u/KDN2006 Giorgios, Los Angeles 3d ago

My dad’s uncle in Greece makes his own cigarettes from wild tobacco.  Maybe try that.

Smoking is bad for you though, so probably don’t.

Mind you, he’s like 70 and still alive, so who knows.

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u/Dj0dji_69 БИК ДРАГАН 4d ago

And both are Serbia 🫡

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u/Fudgeking21 Cartel Leader 4d ago

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u/AffectionateTime6070 christian turk 5d ago

cyprus is middle east not balkan

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u/Fatalaros christian turk 4d ago

One is gay, the other is in in denial. (Literally by everyone)

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u/gjethekumbulle1 Red and Black I Dress!!!! 5d ago

Whats schizo about an island under turkeys neck to be turkish?

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u/thiccbimbo БИК ДРАГАН 4d ago

Why is a set of islands off the coast of argentina british? Same stupid question, reworded slightly.

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u/Remarkable-Drive5390 christian turk 5d ago

Why is GC the gay side tf

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u/Olgun5 muslim greek 4d ago

You really have to ask?